Bastardly Breaking New! Natalie Portman checks her Blackberry!
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
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What the hell happened to her? food fight? did someone throw up on her?
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i hope that's moisturizer cream or something over her face... neck.. collar bones and shoulders.
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she must be returning from a bukakee party
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She looks as if she's walkin straight out of Madame Tussaud's wax museum.eew look at her face
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Portman is so overrated. She never looks that good. Star Wars geeks are the only reason she's still famous.
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Well I really appreciate Natalie and her perky nips. Love the rest of her body too!
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jrn u sick bastard !!
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SOO OVERRATED! GIVE SOME more actresses a chance. I'm so sick of seeing Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman hogging all the parts. There are diffenately more beautiful girls out there who are talented. ANd yes she does look like she just stepped out of madame T'swax museum. It's all an illusion. I work in film you can make almost anyone look good and as a guy she's way too much of a 12 yrold to be a sex symbol, way too skinny and unhealthy. At Her weight and playing strippers she's not a good role model for young girls. Keira Knightley is way prettier but also WAY too thin. Actresses Eat and get some curves don't be afraid to be a woman. who wants bones? Plus her pro Israel antics just make me queasy
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Look at those sweet fuckin toes of hers...god I would suck on them for hours then fuck them and cum all over them.Yummy!
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