Fat Charlotte Church: What the Hell Happened?!!
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Let's hope she stays far-far-FAR away from the latest trend of celebrity bikini shots.
On second thought, Charlotte Church's fat ass might be better than looking @ Boney Nicole Richie. Actually, come to think of it, I don't know about that, either. I don't know about the rest of the Horndogg Community, but I'd rather look at a 60lb anorexic than a 500lb whale. That's just me, though.
While we're on this overly superficial & cruel topic, we might as well throw out the Bastardly Question: What's the Bastardly take on this total fatass / painfully anorexic issue? Would you rather sleep w/ a 42lb bag of bones or be eaten alive by a 650lb hefty bag of cheerios and hamburgers? Be nice as possible when answering this one...
Whoa! That's one FATTY!
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She loooks like Melissa FUGFACE Joan Hart.
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I first saw those and thought Holy Shit. Please tell me that's PhotoShop.
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Fat over skinny kkthanxbye
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hasn't she always been overweight?
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WOW FAT
she should change her name to Charlotte Cathedral
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Shes always been abit of a porker.
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Holy crumbcake batman,she swallowed a sheetcake.
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I would rather sleep in the church. She is far from 650, probably a ring ding away from 200, but Nicole Richie is fucking disgusting. Moe if you fuck her ,you'll hear bones cracking,and you'll probably have to strap a 2x4 to your ass so you don't fall in.I'll take a woman who eats a cheeseburger rather than one that gags it up any day of the week.
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I vision a see-saw -Carney Wilson- weight issue for this poor English slut.Fuck her & feed her beans.
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I like food as well, so I´m gonna go for Charlotte. C´mon, Nicole Richie?
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The Fat lady has sung.....
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Sorry brekki, English,Welsh, Scottish whats the fucking difference shes a Queen licking whore.Shhould I say United Kingdom whore is that better.
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Jeez - I dunno.
Charlotte Church didn't appeal to me when she was still somewhat "normal sized"... and now with that fat ass and many chins... hmmmmm. Tough one there. On the other hand, Nicole Ritchie looks like she just escaped from a Nazi death camp.
I guess I'd go with Charlotte on this one, although if it was some other celeb that had gained a few pounds (say a porky Jessica Alba vs. Ritchie) I'd pick the heavier one in a heartbeat. Girls should have curves - better to have too many curves than right angles in my book.
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I dunno man, that's a whole lot to love.
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she looks like she is getting ready to unhinge her jaw in the first picture
there must be a goat carcas on the stage
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Only 13 hours and 18 comments already?! (19 if u count mine) holy shit!
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NO WAY! She looks like Charlottle Church's grandmother! What the hell happened?! I swear it was only a few years ago when she was a semi-cute little kid singing classical music. Damn, you could probably have gone to one of her concerts and watched her expand by 50 pounds before the concert was over!
And do I really have to choose between her and Nicole Richie?! Nicole Richie is frickin' scary and probably a bitch, so I say Charlotte, but I WILL NOT touch her! *shudder* (But she's probably has a nice personality.)
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Hey Jim Jones, pass the koolaid!
How come there are no jokes about Jonestown? Because the punchline was too long.
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Holy shit Buck! You got me rollin' on the floor, and I knocked over the bag of flour I had waiting for Charlotte. Now I'll never get to hit it. She was looking alright a couple years ago and were some nice boob shots on the net. I think she's just struggling with having quit smoking. I can't choose between her and Nicole, so I'll have to take both in a threesome. However, Nicole will be on top of me for her safety, and I'll be on top of Charlotte for mine.
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I'd rather do Nicole Richie. My girlfriend is fat so it'd be a nice change maybe.
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She used to be hot...
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charlotte may be fat but nicole looks sick. give me a break. who the hell would choose
to have sex with a skelton?
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idiots on here charlotte looks great, a better role model than the likes of fucking posh spice, who promotes starving your body to fit in??
It's about time we had a female role model like charlotte
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she's not that fat only a little its healthy 2 be like that id still stick my tung up her lush welsh ass hole evan if she farted in my mouth id keep it up her ass
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Charlotte is well hot! shes gorgeous thats just a bad pic of her i no shes a little chubby but shes still looks great. id rather wake up to charlotte than someone like nicole richie or kate moss there flat chested n look awful!
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hey fatti bom bom buy urself a cream cake !!!
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i thin kyou should all fuck off if you think shes fat then you have serious problems in your brains. THAT is a real body not like nicole richies shes a bag of bones..no guy wants that they want meat to grab so shut up.
Those of you who think anorexics look good should visit starving countries you'd have such a HOT time.
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Hmm.. Well, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
I know a friend who cracks his nuts, licks his gum from a toilet seat,
masturbates to Swamp Thing, who would do her like Wild Stallions.
Gulp.
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You fuckin ass wipes, theres nothing wrong with charlotte so just fuck off her you faggots
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Wouldn't touch either, both are equally heinous. Although in the culturally and socially bereft US and UK you only seem to have obesely fat or anorexically skinny women, most other countries women have normal women who don’t find it an impossible to simply be a normal shape / weight.
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WHALE ALERT!
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Um.. I don't know. Her face is chubby, but the rest of her really isn't. I think her ass is pretty nice. It's better then the skull-and-crossbones set up nicole richie has.
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Charlotte is hot i wud tap tht any day of the week.
Plus she has a relli gr8 personality
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"Who ate all the pies?!"---Well she didn't so shut up.
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I'd rather do Charlotte, then get with Richie. Richie is not gorgeous by any means. I'm sorry Joel Madden is sick in the head. I'd rather have some meat on my girls (guys) she's the perfect role model. You don't have to be dying to be pretty.
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Calling her fat would be an understatement. She's huge - like a typical American!
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That's just a really bad picture of her. Leave Charlotte alone. She rocks.
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Buck Nasty who called her an English slut should get his facts right before posting.
She's a WELSH slut.
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Whoops, that's BBW territory!
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canadian, mexican, american, whats the difference???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????they are all freeloading immigrant arseholes
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Sorry...but i would love to tap that
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