Bastardly Breaking News! Uma Thurman's boobies at the beach!

Holy sh*t they look huge!! :p She looks good!! I think she's ultra sexy, loved her in Kill Bill movies, you can't hate and say she didn't look good. She awesome!!

WOW what a fucken huge gut...I hope for her sake that she just had a baby....it must have been the size of Bigfoot to do all that damage...

actually, the gut isn't all that bad........ don't forget that she's getting older now and she doesn't starve herself/workout excessively to look good for the cameras.....

STFU donkey..you have impossible standards for women. Women like Uma and Jessica Biel are the REAL body image. From your previous comments I can conclude that your ideal female figure is skinny, waif-like and emaciated ...Then pour praises on Nicole Richie instead..the severely underweight seems like your female ideal....
One can still be fit and healthy with a few extra pounds. The key is to maintain a physically active lifestyle and eating well....ok im not here to give nutrition tips..it's just so irksome to read these unrealistic comments. It's one thing to be bastardly but when you constantly read comments that are obviously exaggerated it's fucking irritating...

ok....done

She looks good. A classy MILF. Then again, does she have children? Regardless I enjoy viewing her.

milf does a body good!

jj you go girl

Nice gazebos

Is that her daughter in the blue bikini, do a mothr -daughter tag team ,ouch.

Looks good

i can think about at least 3 body parts to put between those boobs

Boobie is sagging though...that's the problem with big titted women as they age. But she is hot regardless.

"Katie Holmes ventures out" Links

- Katie Holmes goes shopping and looks pretty happy and non-brainwashed for once. Maybe she really can act. [Hot Momma Drama] - What the hell is going on in this questionable picture? (sorta NSWF, but I dunno) [El Manaba]...

jj: I think I may have struck a nerve with you...maybe it's you that has the amazing gut and can't get rid of it? Uma in this instance looks as though she is in dire need of lypo...now, am I wrong for saying that...abso-fucken-lutely NOT! It is Bastardly in this sense because this is the fourm for it. As far as my ideal chick, I have stated on many occasions that NicHOLE Ritchie is dirty-nasty... I look for beauty in a woman...Like Ms. JiHad (Emmanuelle Chriqui) or Ms. Jessica Biel (when she's not having a bad hair day).
I don't think this is a question of standards, just simply looking at the pictures posted and commenting, that's all. In most cases I try to evoke laughter not hatred, but it is dependant on the reader what emotions are displayed. Which brings me to my first though. That I struck a nerve with you...you may feel as though your gut looks just like Uma's or worse, but don't fret...big girls get love too...(at @ 1:50 in the A when the bartender is yelling last call)

jj: Jessica Biel.....Yes
Uma Thurman...Uh, HEEELLLLLLLl NO!

Uma Thurman is ugly, always has been, always will be (not as ugly as Kim Stewart, Nicole Richie and Asia Argento, though) Uma was the worst thing about "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"; totally overrated, not a sex symbol, would not make guys crash their cars or walk into poles. again.......HEEELLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOO!

to answer the question does she have kids...page 2 pic 2 dumbass...es, 2 kids and still looks that good? hallelujiah

Don't kid yerself, Donkeycock, Jessica Biel and Emmanuelle Chriqui AND Uma Thurman wouldn't give you the time of day...

Fabiola Thing: I'm sure they would...if they wore a watch of course...at any rate...these pictures are of people, just like you and me...anyone has a shot with anyone...it does not take a movie carrer to bang any of the fore mentioned women...I once banged a chick named Fabiola...she didn't speak english...all she would mutter was....delicious...delicious and Aye dios Mio.....but as soon as the condom broke I was off that souh american import and out of that sleazy hotel room as fast as any guy with one pant leg on could've been..

The prob was, with one pant leg flappin in the wind, I couldn't get away from this imports angry brother, who chased me down and made me suck him off. After I had a mexicali protein shake, he turned me over and lubed up my butt and him and his three friends had a good old time cleaning out my bunghole. Damn, biath, couldn't walk stright for days. Still can't walk "striaght" anymore, if you gets my drift.

she's not bad. seriously, for a 35-36 year old? I've got fucking impossible standards and even I think she's pretty hot. (needs better posture though)

Looks like someone has tried to defame my name with a "gay" story...someone must feel really bad=(...I still stand by my "TRUE" story and Fabiola's brothers can look me up anytime...as long as it isn't with a paternity lawsuit....

No BS she was in Cali. writing a novel on American Men or some shit...her breath stank of Marlboro Reds....

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well isn't that presumptuos of you to think the worse of people you know nothing about.?at 25 I have a great gut. Now ask me again in maybe 3-4 years after i've had a baby and it could be a whole different story ( i hope not!) but for now i look fit and trim and i'm quite happy with what i've got...well maybe go down one cup size - bouncing boobs bloody hurt when you're out jogging..Every woman has body issues but on the whole I'm content, the b/f is happy and that's what matters...

Donkey I find you more endearing when you exaggerate on your sexual prowess ..lol..keep that coming..the other stuff, well let's just tread carefully. NO need to get personal now..si?

ciao!

hey jj - look me up when you're ready to try for the baby. from your self-description, you sound like you're all woman! I promise you'll get pregnant within the first 100 tries. if not, we'll start over the next day. anyway - Uma - yum. holy honkin' hoohas! that Ethan Hawke is one stupid ass for runnin' away.

haha whoa u guys sound liek ur all sorts a fucked up lol. btw whoever teh idiot that put that gay shit in there...we're (well most of us...) not idiots and can see teh difference in the name. Uma thurman is hot tho even tho she is getting a little gut. She was fuckin sexy as hell as hell as the bride and MUCH better as Poison Ivy. as for jessica beil..ew, nicole richie- is rly hot now that shes skinny however her haircut and choice in (casual clothes) makes it look a thousand times worse (the huge sunglasses dont make a skinny girl look better either). I think she was hot before too even tho she did have alot of weight (still doesnt compare to paris tho) ...if she were to wear her clothes like kate moss (waif extrordonaire) she would look rly sexy. Instead she decides to go out in public in ponchos n stuff like that. enyways back to uma thurman she is startin to look a lil old but thats expected when u get...well..older. and she does have suprisingly big boobs lol.

Mega guy...thanks for the afternoon laugh. I'm pretty confident in my fertility judging from the women in my family so it probably won't take long - I can't wait...but for now practicing is so much fun... :)

jj - I have scheduled practice for 10pm tomorrow. We'll be working on form, technique, and getting into position. Workout clothes are optional. In order to mentally prepare myself, I'll be focusing on your happy place. Uma - you're welcome to join.

mega: My happy place? My very special happy place...? Are you good at it...? Damn I'd die and go to heaven if you know your way around...As always, many profess to be good but so few can accomplish the goal...
Sometimes all a girl needs is a fine, magic tongue.. :)

Ok...getting horny now, time to wake up the b/f. Poor thing's been worked on so much already...lol...Don't you have some days when you're just feeling insatiable?

oh, jj - yes I mean that one, and I do profess to be an accomplished linguist, as I enjoy the opportunity/challenge of taking a lady on a "moustache ride". As far as the insatiable part, that would be how I feel most every day. Floyd Landis has got nothin' on me when it comes to testosterone levels. Those Frenchie pedal pushers probably don't have a test to compute mine. jj I am enjoying this ongoing interaction...

I never really found Uma pretty really. She was kinda cute when she was younger like in Jennier 8 and has always had a great Rack, that is her best feature esp. since she is so thin. Here she still has a huge rack maybe bigger now I think, but it is true that that belly is not hot, but it's at a point where if it grows any more then it would be disgusting. Since she is older and has had who knows how many kids, I can understand the belly and would still pound her, but if she lets herself go anymore or complains anymore about guys I think I should get to A22 pound her till she bleeds. I don't mind girls with meat some are hotter with some extra meat sometimes. Heck mariah hot, but fucked in the head and she has some meat on her, i would do her anytime. Selma another girl who always has a little extra but not as much as mariah and I think this woman is very hot body wise.

so mega guy..what do you do when you're feeling insatiably horny but you're not within reach of your woman? A quick dash to the bathroom? A sneak peek at the porno queens of Bastardly society? Me? I fire off sexy emails to my man, detailing what I plan to do to him at home that night. It eases the banality of the day. And don't worry I use my internet based email instead of the company's email. Really don't want my x-rated, lascivious ramblings to bite me in the ass someday..heh..But it is fun and the anticipation of what's to come is so heady and exciting.

k..heading off to bed now. I am feeling sore - my butt and my thighs especially - from a 10 mile steep hike today. It was awesome to finally reach our destination and be rewarded with a picnic lunch by the lake and then a swim afterwards. Of course a hike isn't as fun without some hanky panky on the way. Nothing like a good cum, sprawled on a log with a family of deer as your audience and birds chirping as your music. Ever gotten a bj during a hike? I highly recommend it - As my b/f gushed later, the burst of energy afterwards is amazing. Those steep hills suddenly don't seem so insurmountable anymore..heh

A good week to you... :)

jj - I do not make bathroom dashes for quick relief unless accompanied by a female co-conspirator, and no internet peeping at work, I tried the e-mail thing, but your b/f won't respond to any of my pleas. Unrequited man-love can make the day drag on slowly. I must place my hope in fantasy, as there are a good number of beautiful, nubile women who pass by me at work each day. Once in a while I'll run across one of them somewhere else and have a good opener for conversation.

If I had to stare at your ass all the way up a steep 10 mile hike, I think it would serve as motivation to finish so we could then complete the daily activities. I haven't had the chance to hit it in the woods with flora and fauna about, but did get to do one of the old girlfriends on a picnic table in a city park once. You're obviously comfortable with sexual enjoyment, have a nice bod, and articulate and witty to boot. I imagine your looks at 25 are enticing as well, making you what the Majors call a "five tool player". Let me know if you want to add a sixth tool...

she shouldwork on her stomache.

me imagino estar a su lado con un bikini o haciendo topples con ella y sus tetorras

I like Uma....She looks good, all 6'1" genormous frame of her.

This is gettin' real old, real fast...

goddess!!!! she is stunning ...look at her rack!!!

donkeycock can find anybody he fucking wants hot. Seriously, I only go for white chicks with light brown or blond hair. Never even found Longoria remotely hot. Although that Fabiola story seems like bullshit-

"That I struck a nerve with you…you may feel as though your gut looks just like Uma’s or worse, but don’t fret…big girls get love too…"

well isn't that presumptuos of you to think the worse of people you know nothing about.?at 25 I have a great gut. Now ask me again in maybe 3-4 years after i've had a baby and it could be a whole different story ( i hope not!) but for now i look fit and trim and i'm quite happy with what i've got...well maybe go down one cup size - bouncing boobs bloody hurt when you're out jogging..Every woman has body issues but on the whole I'm content, the b/f is happy and that's what matters...

Donkey I find you more endearing when you exaggerate on your sexual prowess ..lol..keep that coming..the other stuff, well let's just tread carefully. NO need to get personal now..si?

ciao!

yum, I love 'em big!

UMA IS FAT. UMA IS UGLY. UMA IS A FUGLY. UMA IS A WHORE. UMA IS A SLUT. UMA IS A BITCH. UMA IS A CUNT.