Bastardly Hot or Not: Jill Nicolini - NY Traffic Reporter
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

According to Wikipedia:
Jill Nicolini (born 1978) is a native of Long Island, New York. The model, actress and reality TV show participant joined WPIX-TV as a traffic reporter for the WB11 Morning News in April 2004.
Where does Jill stack up against the likes of Jackie Guerrido and Melissa Theuriau?????
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ok. she's pretty but a little horsey faced. RESPECT!
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Face is aged...she's too young to look that old...It's nice to see the belly button ring scar...it reminds me of the Hooter's chicks that we were seeing for a week...
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nice body, her face doesn't do "it" for me though.
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Boobies,he,he,he.
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I say Hot, she's got some large boobs!! Just kept pulling me in!! ;p
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Hot on the show. Okay here.
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I like those fake cans for sure - the face is nasty - put a bag on it
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While we can debate the bodies once she starts sunbathing topless, the face is indeed aged and manlier, which makes her no contest to Melissa.
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nice titties but i'd take jackie or the frenchy any day.
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she isnt pretty at all. her face is rather manly
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My GOD! Totally hot!
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She is ok but no JACKIE G.
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hello?? doesn't she remind you of Angelina Jolie?? I think she is pretty, although nothing special, flip through the pages of any lads magazine and you find lots of lookalikes
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I wanna be stuck in her traffic jam.
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Face is horrible,but boobs worth sqeezing!!
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you are such an idiot 16jojoba. you cant squeeze fake breasts. you are so dumb. i loathe you. And as for who is hottest, Jackie is the hottest. But jackie me, not jackie her.
i jackie you.
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shes that chick jill from that reality show, where you meet the guy you never met and have to get married. She was also in playboy, I have the pic.
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yeah i remember her from that show married by america. nice body, her face isn't that great, though.
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She's "Long Island hot". Women like her are a dime a dozen there. Go to any dance club, and they are cloning them in the back. Too tan. Too much makeup. Nasally voice. Buy me something attitude. Go to any regular bar, and be perpared for a sausage fest. Thankfully, I put the Lawnguyland chapter behind me.
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she's benn in playboy and penthouse under Jill Nikki. she was also toppless on "sex in the city". she is a bitch, i went to highschool with her. her brother would run around all proud showing her playboy issue
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JILL I WAKE UP JUST TO SEE U EMILY N MY SUKI BABY
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here's some better (and far more revealing pics) of jill nicolini from her playboy spread.
http://www.celebsgonewild.com/results.php?type=images&criteria=1077
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Freddy,
You fucked her?
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what's up with her voice lately? She's hot though. Nice in Playboy
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Jill is such a nasty bitch I personally hate the bitch, her brother did run around with naked pics of her and tried to sleep with her...NASTY She looks like a man, I wonder if she reads this shit bout her I saw her naked pics, she looks like she had one too many dicks in her nasty ass pussy, do us all a favor PUT SOME CLOTHES ON and MAKEUP DONT HELP UR UGLY MANLY FACE......
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I WATCH THE NEWS EVERY DAY NOW
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I Love You, Jill. i cant wait to see you in the mornings-- and I dont even drive!
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I think she is smokn hot. where on long island is she from? Great body. definitely a 10 in my book
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Jill is actually a sweet person - I've had a few conversations with her.
I also have a couple of pictures that I had taken with her (clothed unfortunately),
and she is Hot & beautiful - i love the sultry voice...xo
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THIS GIRL IS SO FAKE. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS FAKE. SHE IS TOTALLY NOT HOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS 35.. SHE HAS A LOT OF TALENT THOUGH. DIDNT YOU SEE HER ON THAT STUPID REALITY SHOW TRYING TO BECOME FAMOUS, MARRYING SOMEONE SHE DIDNT KNOW...NICE, REALLY CLASSY!!!!
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She is the biggest piece of White Trash on Long Island. She went on Howard Stern with her brother and admitted that he wanted to sleep with her. She is such a whore.
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I went to the same HS as her... everything was "Jill" --- you couldn't go anywhere or do anything without hearing about some new gig she had or seeing her face plastered everywhere. So sick of her --- now she's in helicopters & reporting traffic. Enough already lol
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She was in Playboy in 2001 one of the College Girls Special Editions as Jill Nikki
I can't believe I didn't realize that sooner.
She's so fucking hot.
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Typical Long Island skank. Fake everything. Look at this link and you'll see she's typical Long Island trash:
http://www.clubhouse2000.com/JillNicolini.ivnu
Since the majority of girls like this on Long Island moronic imbeciles, and she probably can't handle doing more than 2 things at a time like breathing and blinking, they have this hack of a "reporter" doign traffic. A blind retard could do that.
Her Iq probably isn't far from that, so it suits here well. I hope she enjoys life as a wannabe celebrity nobody.
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She's is definetly hot like fire she's lit my fuse a number of times call me jill
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Pictures can sometimes be deceiving. In some Jill looks hot and in others she doesn't but I've met Jill several times in person and she is an amazing sight to see in the flesh and what an amazing body! Those of you who are rating her low have no clue.
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TOTALLY NOT A NATURAL BEAUTY. SEE THIS CHICK WITH NO MAKEUP?? NO THANKS.. SEE HAS A NICE BODY, BUT THAT IS ABOUT IT. LETS SEE HER WHEN SHE'S 35. SHE LOOKS MAD OLD ALREADY.. SORRY BUT ITS THE TRUTH.
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she is hot, jill is an amazing person filled with talent
i love her pictures
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WHAT TALENT IS THAT... ACTING DUMB??? LOOKING STUPID, DOING USELESS TV B.S.....?????SHE IS O.K... NO BEAUTY STAR. NOT A GOOD TV NEWS PERSONALITY AT ALL..
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very hot nice body love the eyes.look like good in the sack.nice rack
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[...] We might post other news chicks on the site like Jill Nicolini, Melissa Theuriau, or Elita Loresca but none will ever be like our all-time favorite Jackie Guerrido!!! [...]
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Let's face it we all have different taste so not all will agree that she's hot, but she does have a sexy look to her and is very talented with a great personality. I meet her in NYC while she was doing some kind of report and waited until she was finished and talked to her for while, she is very funny and just cool to be around.
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LOL, definitely looks older than her age. Not a good sign for things to come, just wait till she's 40, better save up for plastic surgery. Body is very hot. Just another hot chick trying to make it, will probaly marry some rich dude.
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her face is a 5 her body and 8...the nose and voice ruin her..I worked with a black guy 2yrs ago that used to date her after 2 months he was totally sick of her but he did say the sex was amazing
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i would throw her out of bed......but not before doinking the dimples offa her!
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What a bunch of faggots. Any of you no ass getting losers would do the hell out of this chick if you had the chance. You loser just sit back on the internet and judge people you could never get with, and anyone you do fuck, is like 18 times less hot than chicks like this. Idiots!
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NOT ONLY IS SHE HOT ,SHE IS ALSO A GOOD PERSON TO HANGOUT ,VERY CARING PERSON
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people say to me how can you like those fake boobs, my responce is i know micky mouse is not real but i still love him.,,,,,now do you see my point
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Definately hot, and from a look at the pics it seems like she has a great personality as well!
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Guys - just went out on a well publized date with Jill. She's hotter in person and loves to bump bodies for hours!! Get the details tomorrow on XM!
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ugly face look at that nose and mouth...she is too young to look that old....hagish
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LOVE HER BOOBS & WANNA TOUCH THEM!
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Lundburgh fucked her
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There are a bunch of nude pictures of her which can be found on any p2p filesharing site. She was also the bride to be on "Married by America", which makes her a prostitute.
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