Bastardly Remembers: Sofia Vergara's modeling days
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Before she was on Hot Properties (which by the way I think they should bring back for the pure eye candy appeal) we have Sofia Vergara teasing us with her goodies...hotness that can only be matched by the links in The Bastardly Gossip Network!
-Jessica Alba Wanted As Assistant Or Sex Toy
-Lindsay Lohan Gets Drunk and Naked
-Hilary Duff Plays with Fire
-Kelly Clarkson Gets Wild
-Brandon Davis is Still Drunk
-Jana Ina...OW!!!!
-Evangeline Lilly Hates Paris Hilton
-Zayra Alvarez eliminated!!!! NO!!!!!!!!
-I Guess There Really IS A Time And Place For A Dance-Off
-Links better than Chicken Fried Steak and Gravy
-Pamela Anderson barefoot and pregnant
-We Need More Kelly Hu
-Does that mean he's got a biiiiiig ooonnnneee? Probably
-Not Bad Fergie… Not Bad At All
-At Least She Doesn't Have Extensions
-Justin Timberlake Hates Lindsay Lohan
-Today's flavor of tuna... oh hell yeah! It's Jessica Biel!!!!
Stunning chick...no doubt she smoked a few rich poles in her day...
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That's a womanly body.
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Life's pornographic. Get over it.
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A play on her last name Sophia Viagra is quite fitting. She's looks like a perpetual viagra
keeping any man perpetual erectile...
donkeycock, is yours at attention? :-)
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she's gorgouse, but looks like a total whore
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what a body!!Yummy
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shes totally hot. id go lesbian for this chick.
go ahead ashlely/bobby/whatever the fuck your posing as, call me gross......i dare you
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Doctorvanstupid,
are you kidding me? This trick has to be at least top 5 most beautiful women on the planet!!! I am a sucker for smoking latinas...I would eat her chet...
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id like her clit on my face all day long
ive never heard of her or seen her, i dont know how i missed her
let the stalking begin!
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Tom go fuck a nun, This babe is ass heaven.
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ewwww your just jealous your a hairy dyke go get aids and die with the rest of the faggots! i fucking hate you
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Thank you Jeezus, thank you very, vey much.
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Buck Nasty
This babe is ass heaven.
pretty much!!! LOOK at how hot she is!!! :)
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ONCE AGAIN, JEALOUS IS RIGHT. HER ASS IS SO TIGHT N FINE YOU COULD BOUNCE A FUCKIN 50 CENT PIECE OFF OF IT! SHE QUALIFYS FOR A SESH! LOL!
JEALOUS, I AM LOOKIN, BABY!! I CANT STOP!!!!!
YO, WITH SOFIA VERAGA, WHO NEEDS VIAGRA??? LOL!!!
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Oh her tits are wonderful
i just wanna fuck them until i cum all over them
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senor, i agree, shes one of the most beautiful sexy women ever!!!! :)
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This girl is just MESMERIZING She's Astonishingly BEAUTIFUL from all angles if my husband ever asked me for a threesome with her the last thing he has to do is ask me twice ;) I don't know if he's into her as much as I am but my three boys have always been I have ALWAYS dreamed of the day where I could see the look on their faces as their mom is spanking -and getting spanked by- their and my favorite babe!!!
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Donkeycock:
She did, actually - why do you think she's in Hollywood in the first place? Ho massacres the English language and can barely act. Rumor has it that Mark Wahlberg, Diddy, and producer Jerry Bruckheimer are among those she's serviced.
Personally, I'm ambivalent to this chick. There's hotter chicks on Univision / Telemundo these days.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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I want to know who is the dumbass who had her hair dyed dark to look more "latina".
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A play on her last name Sophia Viagra is quite fitting. She looks like a perpetual viagra
keeping any man perpetual erectile…
donkeycock, is yours at attention? :-)
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Tom noone gives a shit, go back to your communist website and rape your mother.....
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geez... i forgot how hot she is... was...
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ohhh... my god. it's like catherine zeta jone's head on (a tanned) kelly brook's body. perfection.
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