Keanu Reeves Needs You. Help Him. Please.
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning by Moe

Make sure you check out many other "Keanu Reeves Needs Help" posts found below.
But yeah, will some hottie come forward & show this guy some love? Don't wait b/c he's about to crack & take a gun to his head, God damn it.

























Poor Keanu... the guy's actually had some fairly rough things happen to him. Although I think he's one of the worst actors in history, I hope he finds happiness!
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iawtc.
and hey, if he wants sex all he has to do is bathe, shave, and call me.
I love that man, but I don't fancy getting beardburn.
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I'll help him :)
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Well, there is a problem with the site and I can't even see the pics of Keanu...and I will take him...beard and all! He isn't the greatest actor, yes he has alot of shit happen in his life, but I just "like" him.
I watch him in movies and get hot...there is just something about this guy...you just want to crawl in and get to know him....much better.
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God only helps those that help themselves
by jumping off a bridge
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Just don't be Winona Rider, doing it wrong.. Given a great oportunity of working with him, as she's a cartoon character in A Scanner Darkly trying to seduce him. Guess you can't trust a kelptomanic near the real thing! She's throwing herself at him constantly while they are filming, between audio takes if she catches him on the set, but he just sighs and says.. "Uh.. ? Huh?' and walks away lost in character and thought. In December 1999, Reeves' girlfriend, Jennifer Syme, gave birth to a stillborn daughter who was named Ava Archer Syme Reeves. In April 2001, Syme was killed in a car accident. She was buried next to their daughter in the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in Los Angeles, California.
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i'll help him too. i find him very sexy but Keanu go shave first..
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I recently saw his movie'the lake house'amazing stuff,he looked great and i dig his acting too but he had these scars on his face,does anyone knw what happened?
And what sad things happened to him?
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This is sooo sad! I feel really bad for him.
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I love him! I heard he's a really generous person. I think I read somewhere that he gave all of the extras on one of his films motorcycles or something just to thank them for their hard work. Anyways, he's an awesome actor in my opinion and he's cute.
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I'll help him....into a hotel room.
Mrow.
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Keanu, msg me. I'm free tonite!
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He sounds like a generous, a good hearted guy keeping a bedside vigil by his sister who was dying of leukemia. Spent 4 millions converting a house to a hospital to make her more comfortable. Paid for her to live in Hawaii and Italy while recovering...
and he's a hottie too...
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He sounds like a generous, good hearted guy keeping a bedside vigil by his sister who was dying of leukemia. Spent 4 millions converting a house to a hospital to make her more comfortable. Paid for her to live in Hawaii and Italy while recovering…
and he’s a hottie too…
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there are rumors going around that he is engaged again arent there?
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Trying to look like Johnny Depp circa 2005 is not helping his cause.
Shave, shower, hit the gym, you're fucking hot under all that emo shit!
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I'll help him with all my heart!!!!!! Koukli mou esi!
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penguin...in way or form has Keanu ever "copied" that dirt bag Johnny Depp...he has just about always sported a beard and is more grunge then clean cut. He is a rocker and a surfer...unlike that fuckin' pig Depp who barely bathes and smokes like a chimney! Know your facts!
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that is....in NO way or form....shit!
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aww I use to love him so much...now he's growing out the mustache and he's looking so scruffy..he was so gorgeous
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Hell, clean-shaven or scruffy, Keanu is a walking sex God...well, he might be a little too screwed up in the head to be a God but he sure is sex on a stick. He just needs a dominatrix to take care of his every need and I'm more than willing to do just that.
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I like Winona. She's been through a lot. Keanu was very supportive of her at the Scanner Darkly premieres. It was her first time coming back from a difficult trial in her life. She must have felt warm to Keanu for good reasons.
P.S. To DC, You're off topic aren't you? You shouldn't bash Winona just like you wouldn't want people to bash Jennifer Syme for her difficulties. Shame on you.
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GREETINGS! KEANU at me to you not a question, and the small request. Which is easy for executing. The matter is that to me has bothered to look as two persons suffer! They search each other. Which should necessarily will meet, it only put time. And you Keanu one of them, and the second person my relative by name Luisa. And the request is that you have given me the answer! Communicate with me please! 3DGLUK@RAMBLER.RU
P.S. FORGIVE IF THAT I HAVE NOT UNDERSTOOD BADLY I KNOW ENGLISH, And DO NOT COUNT ME the LOONY I SIMPLY I BELIEVE In DESTINY!!!!!
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Poor Keanu, I feel so badly for him, he definely has had his share of unfortunate events in his life, but surely he concentrates on the good. I wonder what he is really like as a person, I've only heard good things about him, and his friends seem to care about him.
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Keanu baby, I'll help you any time
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I'll help you Keanu... especially with the sex issue...
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lol.
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d.c., that's a really sad story! I had read about it before, but everything is more emotional when you are expecting a child yourself. I found out I was pregnant with my first child right around the time Laci Peterson and her son's body washed up on to the shores of the marina in California. I followed that case so closely, and I am glad that Scott was punished. I know there was no substantial evidence against him, but his lack of enthusiasm for finding her and his quick attachment to another woman proved his heartlessness. Keanu is probably still heartbroken from losing a lover and a child, I would be, too. He's not the best actor but he seems like a really good person.
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Keanu should have thought about this before doing Constantine and the last two Matrix movies.
If he's lucky, he will get to be on the next edition of the Surreal Life with Gary Coleman and Hayden Christensen.
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