The Bastardly Minute With... Zhang Ziyi
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

We haven't put up any Zhang Ziyi pictures recently so I just wanted to throw these up and not make any fobby fun with her...I'm being nice as the work day comes to an end.
























What the fluck, these pictures are 1 year old.
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She is so beautiful.
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She is lovely.
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This chick looks constipated...I'd take this rice speck and give her a ride on the 'ol DonkeyCock though...she'd be walking bow legged for days like our good friend Eva Longwhoria...and in a daze saying "Dohnkey....mahke..mi...Chee bye...shuuperr...shoarrr"
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Gong Li is hotter:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1FQOEiNaZqg
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she is quite ugly
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"GJ has Tourettes"
lol. she is very cute but she has no body. I'd still hit it.
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hot, but the body of a 13 year old
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Beautiful woman. You want more meat on your woman? Try the import scene, you'd feel like you are at your fav butcher.
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i loved her in rush hour 2. :)
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that type of pose is way sexier than most of the shit you post on here. the fallen strap only hints at sexuality and lets you imagine the rest, instead of jamming it down your throat in a skimpy bikini or porno-esque poses. THAT is sexy, because, if we have to get raunchy about it, her innocent/classy pose can at least let you daydream about corrupting her...and not vice versa like most of the slutted out women on this site.
um...rant. that's it from me.
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yh, she is beautiful and it's a nice change from the big-breasted blondes that always seem to pop up in the Bastardly
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she's totally beautiful indeed, i love her
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gibs and naima, i totally agree
shes goregeous!
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I think she is very beautiful. But you've got to admit she has zero sex appeal!
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ewww you know what i think i think all of you are gay retards with nothing better to do!
shes so nasty and buck nasty thats disgusting what you said!!! i bet your a slut!!!! i bet you have stds too whatever you deserve them because your a whore like all the girls in here
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you guys are so dumb and blind if you think this chink is pretty! ewww! only americans are good looking! how many times do i have to say it?? your all going to hell and your all jealous of ashley so fuck you bitches!
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Geeze.
I think it's hilarious that Caucasians and other random "Asian Fettish" loving men of any Ethnicity tend to think ZIYI, or Lucy Liu or Bai Ling are hot.
:::barfs a little:::
ZIYI is a world class chinese SLUT. her reputation in China alone is horrible, its
also pretty bad in Korea, and Japan as well. Even with her eye-job, she still looks "chinese"
Bai Ling is nasty. I don't understand why men find this ass-less woman sexy at all. Her body is better than ZIYI from the front though. Her face looks like a friggin tranny. Her make-up is horrible, and she's in her EARLY 30's but looks about mid 40's. HER eye job, and nose job are VERY obvious. Nice nose, but it ain't hers! Once again, trying to look 'Western', but still looks CHINESE. (I would say Asian, but she's Chinese so...yeah).
Lucy Liu... she's actually the better looking of the two, and better body... once again she has no pride for her Chinese heritage (not because she's only fucked white men, i have no problem with interracial dating), but because she totally acts like she's a white girl... but when everyone else sees her, she's a Chinese person. I don't see what the hell is attractive about her.
KELLY HU is WAY hotter than all three of these chics, and she's over 40! Tia Carrere is hotter. And they're completely natural.
(I won't mention certain other Asian celebs who happen to be hot, simply because they're all surgically enhanced in the face, or body).
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Pookie... how would you know if those women are surgically enhanced or not? asian women dont age very easily and so probably seem as if they have. If you actually pay any attention to hollywood you would realise alot of the caucasian anglo women has had obvious cosmetic augmentation. Either your just plain stupid or have no life spending countless hours scrutinizing and researching every asian chick there is .. YOU HAVE AN ASIAN FETISH you perverted bastard :P - friggin get ova it... just let it go ok.
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That is such a freakin LIE that Asian women dont age yes they do. Yoko Ono always looked like a 80 year old to me. They have big bloated faces and 2 lines for eyes. Those are old facial features. What happens is they are born looking like 80 year old women. All of them look like old ladies they also tend to get osteoperosis so they get hunch backs. Miss Universe is dominated by latinos. Playboy by blondes. And FHM's top 100 I only saw 2 asians and they were below number 70. Do you know what a fetish is? think Beastiality, Pedophiles, turned on by a piece of cheese. Asian fetish how nasty.
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@carl: Speaking of Miss Universe. The winner was Miss Puerto Rico. The runner up was Miss Japan. Miss Japan was hotter.
That should tell you something.
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Yes that tells me Latin countries STILL dominate miss universe. They felt sorry for the ugly miss. japan so let her be second to make her feel better.
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Dark_Angel
I'm a FEMALE ASIAN WOMAN.
It's not unknown especially in Korea, Japan and China for women (and now a lot've men) getting Bigger 'creases' and higher noses to look more "western".
It's annoying as hell when I see all these fake faces, (I KNOW a lot've people get their faces done in Hollywood as well, but I'm not talking about Hollywood, I'm talking about ASIAN woman...particularly of Chinese, Korean or Japanese descent getting surgery to look 'western').
As an Asian woman with a 'flatter' nose, and naturally big eyes (not creases, but big eyeballs in general)...and a person whom is friends with over 75% of the people I know back in Korea whom had augmentations should know... about eye and nose surgery. It's easy for me to tell.
My mother had eye crease surgery as well to make her crease bigger. (her eyes were naturally big to begin with, but she had no creases).
Yes, you're right some Asian women do age gracefully. (my mother is 64 years old with no botox or face lifts...and still looks like she's in her early 40's).
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I'm sorry but out of all the races of women, Asians are the least attractive, the most ashamed of their heritage and they age the worse. On top of that, most of them are sluts. I don't know about the Chinese or Japanese girls but I know the Thai and Filipino chicks are nasty and will hop on black, white and red dig dongs in a minute. You know like, "me so horny...me love you long time." They don't care too much for their own race of men and will slut themselves out for any other race of men except their own. Although this girl is beautiful, she probably will look horrible in about 15 years and she probably don't date Asian men.
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Pretty much every post on this subject is retarded in some way, even those in protest.
You sad little fat american sluts shouldnt show your jealousy in such an obvious manner. Asian women are not ashamed of their heritage, in fact it is common knowledge that chinese and japanese people of both genders still have very traditional outlooks on their own cultures and lifestyle, unlike that of the ever changing pitiful american "culture". Over 80% of americans are overweight, and america has the highest rate of cosmetic surgery performed than any other country in the world. Asians detest the lifestyle and appearance of slutty american tramps so i highly doubt they would attempt to change their appearance to look like one, infact i think you will find particularly at the moment that it is the eastern cultures and look that is trying to be copied but failed miserably. you all suck. get a job, and get out of your mothers basement.
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Every now and then I visit blogs like this so that i can be reminded how ordinary people think. If it crossed your mind to reply to this, don't: I won't be back.
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I'm a bit worried about this thread. ZiYi looks about 10 years old - like an ice dancer or gymnast. Let's leave her alone until she is about 18 or something befiore we start dissecting her sexual attraction. And the photographers and shot designers have a lot to answer for - dressing her up in adult ensembles, the off the shoulder dress strap and so on. I know there is a market for paedophilia, but we don't have to feed it with pictures like these. The old definition of porn as being 'you know it when you see it' - well we're getting close here.
Chinese and other asian women are lovely - graceful, often very intelligent. Great people to be around. Their legs could be a little longer however - or more accurately, the butt a bit higher. One problem is that asian women when exposed to a Western diet start to lose some of the small boned neatness that I (for one) find very attractive. They can get a bit chunky.
And then there's Chinese mothers.....
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I agree 100% with haterade. Asian women are the most ugliest on the planet they all look 100 years old and they think they are the preetyiest. Yes I did hear that they do have the longest life spans but they still have nothing to do with youth. And as for the obesity lie Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton, Mia Kirshner, Carmen electra, and billions more white woman are actually very thin and sexy and stay thin and sexy. And guess what I always see handsome men with non asian girls. Asian women are the uglies they have retarded accents they think they have cute little personality's but they act and look like litte retarded women. They all wish deep down inside that they were NOT asian. I actually feel sorry for them it must be a nightmare hell on earth to be a sad little loser asian girl they are all so jealous of everyone else.
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umm 31spectre...before going around with hatred towards white "women" I would get your facts straight because the majority of hatred and sickness on the net is from MEN. WHITE MEN. just like in this room. the things that these "men" are saying about asian women are absolutely disgusting and PATHETIC. they must have brains the size of peanuts to even come up with this stuff. It should not bother anyone though because no one truly gives a $hit what they think. They are just the average internet joes. surfing porn all day which leads them to chat discussions like this where they have to unleash all that sexual frustration they aren't getting into sick forms of hatred and ignorance. That's American Culture for ya! We have SICK MEN all around us!!!!!!
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Nobody here hates asian women. Some people just find them unnatractive everthing and anything is possible yes I am a human who has seen it all. There are a few attractive asians there are some handsome asian men. Very few handsome white men will marry an asian girl very few asian will marry a white girl. Sometimes famous celebs will marry ordinary maids and bartenders and waiters. Everything that can possible happen it will happen. but the bottom line is if you take a hot white woman and a hot asian woman your average guy is gonna take the white woman. Its always been that way and it always will be. Beyonce, Vanessa Williams, Halley Barry they dont change anything their not beautiful enough to stop racism its still here most guys are still gonna take the white woman. Im sure those girls thought they could change the world but they cant.
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bangable
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she is beautiful. yes she is flat chested but dont pin that on her being asian. dont hear anyone complaining bout mischa barton, paris hilton or keira knightley. oh thats right... they're white girls. whites are cool but just cos theyre the 'ideal' type of beauty doesnt mean they are the best. such fuckin racists here. can i just say, how much stuff do you have that is made in china. fuckin hypocrites
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I think she's beautiful. Her accent is forgivable since it's her second language. I really don't think having the body of a ten year old should matter. I think it makes her more beautiful. It's great that she's comfortable with her body. I'm so sick of seeing women with surgically enhanced boobs. I don't understand why people have to insult all asians. Just because you don't think she's pretty doesn't mean that you have to resort to insulting all asians. There is a fair share of pretty and ugly asian women. I definitely don't think all asian women are sluts. That is so not true. People shouldn't make generalizations.
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honestly, thank you.
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What's your problem, this is Chinese Culture it's called Class>
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She looked completely fob before CTHD made her big, and I guess she's been a bit more spiffed up now, but she can't shake off her true fob self.
Oh and Tourette's is right: this is called "class", but then on the other hand it means showing any more skin and you're in some gross poor-quality softcore mag.
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What's your problem, this is Chinese Culture it's called Class>
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!What's your problem, this is Chinese Culture it's called Class!
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