Like, It's Like, Rachel Bilson From, Like, The OC! OH. MY. GAAAD!
Friday, August 18th, 2006 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

This show makes me worry about our future...
- Lindsay Lohan Boobs Are Shocking
- Christina Ricci Sent Naked Photos to Get Role
- Panty Creamer of the Day: Boy George
- K-Fed's OMG Factor This Sunday
- David Hasselhoff vs. Regis Philbin cat fight!
- Lindsay Lohan: Banned, Stalked and Slutty
- Use My Computer hotness
- Kelly Clarkson is Loaded
- Nick Lachey to Auction off Reminders of Marriage to Jessica
- Scrubs the Musical
- Lindsay Lohan supposedly cleaned up her act
- And The Transformers Are…
- Suri is a runt, already needs retouching
- JK Rowling Is In The Hamptons
- Do you feel sorry for Kurt Cobain's daughter?
- Victoria Silvstedt is Not Very Original
- Pamela Anderson Has Really Dirty Feet























shes really hot. have you seen those pictures of her floating around where shes wearing this grey dress with a red belt? it was on perezhilton.com
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eh. Mischa Barton is WAY hotter. She may not have a great body, but her face and hair is beyond perfect. she's the only chick of whom I seriously can overlook a B- figure. Bilson looks like the girls who go to my High School. (She actually went to my high school, in fact).
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Pretty. But the sunnies are too Top Gun for my liking. My father wears sunglasses like that. *cringe*
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Ugly chick.
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Ugliness on two legs.
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She is such a cute and pretty gal! Way hottest gal on the OC. There is a vid of her telling Zach lame jokes and she is soo adorable=))))
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ive never seen an episode of the oc, but i do think rachel is really pretty. is that dude in the pic holding a pacifier? that yellow thing? maybe there going to a rave ;)
damnit!!! how come they didnt call me??!! oh, right, im not famous... ;)!!!
oh yeah, rachel has such a cute body, how come shes covering her nice legs with leggings? i know there IN and everything, but it reminds me of when i was in 3rd grade and i had to go to gymnastics class..... i guess im a firm believer in if your wearing a mimiskirt, and you have nice legs, which she definatly does, why hide them?
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really pretty
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At least she looks better than Mischa.
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i hate those ugly leggings/tights everyone is wearing right now.
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YourJustJEALOUS! On advice from my attorney I can't fantasize about partying with you anymore. It seems your Dad and his enforcement team convinced (beat up his wive) a judge to issue a mental restraining order against me. Henceforth I am instructed to forgo any thoughts of being being with you in a band camp kind of way!!!
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Hm, where is Ashley with her stupid ass comments, I wonder, Fudge pops!!!!, LOL
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analsleaze, im so sad now :(
i had SUCH a cool night planned..Prive, the Setai, then this awesome party at one of my friend's places after the setai cuz we always do an after party at her place, shes a really good dj-- no shes not famous, i dont know anyone famous for the record!!--- and the view from her balcony is SO awesome, especially at night, you can see like, almost all of south beach......damn your attorney!! ;)
mental restraining order???!! ok you said enough were made for eachother ;)
heehee seriously, when im doing these things tonight im totaly going to think of you!!!
i totally cant wait till someone nudges me and says, "so, L ( thats my nick name ), what are you thinking about?" and ill look at them and purr...."Analsleaze!" im going to try to take pics of their reactions and totally post them here!!!!
ewww, i dont know where ashTRAY is, but maybe IT went and tried to bother a pissed off dinosaur-sized alligator. well, that wasnt very witty was it?
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RACHEL IS HOT, SEXY BODY, NICE RACK, BUT SHE NEEDS TO TAKE THE LEGGING THINGS OFF, AND THOSE SUNGLASSES
YOUJUSTJEALOUS I HAVENT SEEN YOU AROUND LATELY BABY!
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Let me get this straight. YourJustJEALOUS!, don't you see analsleaze doesn't like you he just wants some head?
Analsleaze, don't you see YourJustJEALOUS! is a mental sleaze. I guess maybe you two may have something in common. Two sleazes in a pod.
Ashley you rule! Fuck all those that don't let you express youself!
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So now Ashley is conscious.
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That dude is totally about to put a pacifier into his mouth.
Fuckin' baby.
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she has a duck butt
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" That dude is totally about to put a pacifier into his mouth.
Fuckin’ baby. "
I thought thats what that was. What a pussy.
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yup, thats right "consious" thats what ashTRAY is. your soooooo sooooo sooooo right "consious"!!!!! im SUCH fucking slut i suck and fuck and swear and smoke and party and analsleaze and i are totally hitting it. me and vito too, AND me and applejacks!!!
oh, and i forgot, i think mel gibson is looking for another eva braun.... oh, i mean girlfriend. or boyfriend, whatever the hell you are you sad sad little sodding rascit shitsmear. i bet you have skid marks in your granny pannys
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BILSON IS A FUCKIN HOTTIE!!!!! YO CONSIOUS, IF THATS WHAT YOUR TRYIN TO POSE AS NOW YOU FUCKIN RACIST TRASH PILE, LEAVE MY GIRL JEALOUS ALONE AND FUCKIN SUCK A DICK YOU FUCKIN TARDCLOWN. ILL FUCKIN SAY IT AGAIN, ID LOVE TO HUNT YOU DOWN, TEAR OFF YOUR GREASY FAT DIMPLY ARMS TOSS YOU INTO A BLACK HAWK, FLY YOU OVER BAGHDAD, AND STICK YOU IN THE MIDDLE, WITH AN AMERICAN FLAG TAPED TO YOU. THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOU UGLY SORRY EXCUSE FOR A 12 STORY PILE OF SOILED TAMPONS LEFT OUT IN CONEY ISLAND.
YJJ SAID IT, FIND MEL AND DO HIS DIRTY WORK YOU FUCKIN CUNTRAG.
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO AND ASTRAY OR CONSIOUS (WHOEVER THE FUCK THERE POSING AS ) NEEDS TO BULLET RIDDLED INTO A PILE OF HELLISH GOO.
THEN WELL HAVE A PARTY AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT MY PARTIES ENTIAL......
I AINT GONNA DO MY USUAL SUCK IT BITCHES BECAUSE THERES ONLY ONE PERSON WHO DESERVES THAT AND THERE NOT GETTIN NEAR MINE!
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analsleaze, vito is awesome, you should see what he says in alot of other threads, and this "consious" moron really IS ashTRAY/bobby/whatever IT is pretending to be NOW!!
pics??? oh my goodness, what a night!!!! totally wish you were there, analsleaze, and i SO TOTALLY said, when my girl cici said, "L, whats up? what are you thinking about" and i purred--well actually i slurred a bit!! ;)--- "ANALSLEAZE!!" and the face she made was fucking CLASSIC. a true kodak moment!!! then everyone else asked me, because it because a huge laughing joke, i wish i took pics, but um, i thinm i left --or ONE of us -- left the camera at one of the clubs. NOT good.... i cant wait, i can just see it now, "party at the setai! check out these wasted cute chicks on whatever dot com" !!!!!!
but yeah, it was SO funny!!! and your so right, haters need to just get over it or go somewhere else. thanks for the things you said too :)
when i was at ultra, the winter music confrerence in miami this march, i met 3 really cool guys who JUST got out of their duty in iraq, and when i said, "i dont support the war, but i MOST DEF support the troops", they ALL said, "honey, neither do WE!"
and vito, you KNOW i love you and i respect the hell out of you for your serving this country. i dont support the war, but i respect ANYONE fighting for america. and..."consious"....IM AN IMMIGRANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so suck on THAT while your waiting for the next hurricane to blow away your trailer you awful, sad, sodding twit.
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eww fuck you your just jealous no ones jealous of you!!!! and fuck you analsleaze you suck your mammys hairy cunt and your just jealous of me and bobby!!!! you wish you were as hot and beautiful and sexy and smart and rich as me!! i live next door to barbra strysand!!! so fuck all of you stupid immigrints!!!!!
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FUCK YOU ASSLEY! YOU DUMB CUNT WHORE!
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jeez, fucku, this evil little shitsmear has problems. how the FUCK did IT escape the mental ward?? thanks for sticking up for us, again fuku :)
UGH!!! ashTRAY, go back to the mud pies in your tv box you crawled out of and please never ever come back. better yet, go to israel and say these things...... please?
oh yeah, and your "neighbor"'s last name is spelled incorrectly and i MUST ask if you know shes one of the nationalities you were bashing? didnt think so...... what a sad sick little skidmark.
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Its funny to me that Vito thinks your just jealous is hot we all know she's an ugly dog. She sits back all neutral she's jealous of all the women on Bastardly. Cause she knows she cant be as hot as them.
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ewww i hate you your just jealous and no ones jealous of you you ugly hairty dyke mic and your a kike wop chink tomatoe picker lover and i bet your as fat as a fucking house too.
go fuck yourself and catch aids and vito your a stupid rude faggot with nothing better to do with you life. none of you contribute to society and i believe in god and none of you asshole immigrints do!!!!! god hates immigrints!!!!! fuck you all and get aids!!! you deserve it!!!!
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i like vito and analsleaze and buck nasty and donkey cock.........
YES were ALL fucking!!!!! ashtray, fucking grow up and be jealous of some one/thing else. maybe if you werent such a racist, ignorant, stupid little bitch we WOULD have nice things to say to you.
eh, nevermind, some people never change.......sad.....
ashtray, YOUR probably the fat cunt whos jealous of EVERYONE in the bastardly because YOU know YOULL never look ANYTHING as hot as them....even the buttafaces.
you go to hell ashtray
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ashley
Its funny to me that Vito thinks your just jealous is hot we all know she’s an ugly dog. She sits back all neutral she’s jealous of all the women on Bastardly. Cause she knows she cant be as hot as them.
LOL YOU LITLE BITCH!!!! JEALOUS AINT JEALOUS OF ANYONE HERE EXCEPT THE GIRLS SHE ACTUALLY SAYS SHES FUCKIN JEALOUS OF!!!!!! SHES HONEST, LETS GIVE HER THAT. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE ONE SORRY EXCUSE FOR A 10 STORY PILE OF SHIT SOMEONE FORGOT TO FLUSH. I SAY, JEALOUS? SEND US A PIC.....LETS PROVE THAT LITTLE CUNT WRONG.
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YourJustJEALOUS!, hey your famous in my world! Ouch, ouch, your Dad's bodygaurds just told me I wasn't convincing enough... More to come later, after I stop bleeding.
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analsleaze!! im famous in your world????? how so? dont worry, his guards assure me that the bleeding and swelling goes down in a few days...;)
and if you can read my mind, please stop beacuse even / dont want to know the depths of THAT insanity.... ;) ok, lets hit some party tonight, bong hits for everyone!!! we'll pretend were famous, you and me, analsleaze!!!! :)
heehee analsleaze your awesome :) XO :)
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why is that hideous leggings look back? ughhhh...her outfit is ruined by those ridiculous tights...
Otherwise, a cute girl overall. she's a brunette so I'm partial..
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What's a pacifier? And yes she's very pretty although I think she must have lost some killos.....
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conscious
Let me get this straight. YourJustJEALOUS!, don’t you see analsleaze doesn’t like you he just wants some head?
Analsleaze, don’t you see YourJustJEALOUS! is a mental sleaze. I guess maybe you two may have something in common. Two sleazes in a pod.
Ashley you rule! Fuck all those that don’t let you express youself!
YOU MUST BE TAKEN BACK TO THE PSYCHO WARD WHERE THEY DONT ALLOW 8 YEAR OLD JEJUNE LITTLE RACIST BITCHES ON THE FUCKIN NET.
SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT YJJ, BITCH AND YOULL HAVE ME TO DEAL WITH.
ANALSLEAZE N HER ARE BUDS, WHO GIVES A FUCKIN SHIT!!! ME? I DONT KNOW ANALSLEAZE BUT AT LEAST HES NICE TO HER UNLIKE YOU YOU FUCKIN DOUCHEBAG STUCK IN PARIS HILTONS STD RIDDEN TWAT.
JEALOUS AND ANALSLEAZE I GOT YOUR BACK, PPLE!!!!
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all immigrints should DIE!!!! fuck all of you!!!!!!
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she isn't even famous anymore. she has barely any talent, she isn't supremely attractive. i guess paris hilton decided to stay home, and the papparazzi had no one better to take pictures of... she's so boring. WOW! she actually eats!
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Fuck the haters! YourJustJEALOUS your the best. don't get pissed at the haters they live only to create chaos. It is their way of compensating for having a small dick or something.
VITO, thanks for the support. It is all good.
YJJ, hope the party was good! Send me some pictures..; )
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