The Bastardly Minute With... Christina Aguilera
Friday, August 18th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Um...I'm sure this is an old photoshoot but I'm not sure if I like this look more or the newer "Back to Basics" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean) look.... you folks decide.
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I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's official.... She's bat-shit insane!
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um, how exactly do these photos make it 'official' that she's 'bast-shit insane'? she looks hot and sexy. i'd so do her.
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2nd pic on page 1 looks like some make-up artist was fucking with her...overall the pics are well done...she's dirty in the sack...no doubt....
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:S what happened to the third photo? is that blurry thing supposed to be ger cunt? in the original photo we can see her cunt? is this a photoshop?
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I think I might have to say that she looks like an idiot here....... sure....... without all the damn makeup she looks good.... we know that....... but.... ummm........ I wasn't thinking "bat shit crazy" when I saw these particular pics, more like just "bat shit"
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She has a HUGE voice, the girl can sing now doubt but please put away the bleach bottle already...That Marilyn Monroe act is so overkill
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She has a HUGE voice, the girl can sing no doubt but please put away the bleach bottle already…That Marilyn Monroe act is so overkill
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Super slutty, but hot and talented. So doable overall.
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She’s bat-shit insane! Yes Norm, She is! On a side note, is there like a newspaper article printed on her panties? Weird question, I know!
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i want to do her in poop chute
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XTINA IS YUMMY!
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Okay she can sing. She looks stupid in this photo shoot. Someone she trusts needs to tell her enough of the blond bleach. Hmmm, maybe a redhead...
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I smell varmit poontang.
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ahhgrrr...I can't stand her..she looks like a drag queen...she has no class whatsoever...and she thinks she lives in the fifties...but it looks so over the top...I just can't stand her...
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*Wonder how many people are trying to (cough) read the newsprint on her underwear*
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DonkeyCock
2nd pic on page 1 looks like some make-up artist was fucking with her…overall the pics are well done…she’s dirty in the sack…no doubt….
dude, ya THNK??!! ;) she looks good here, but it seems as if shes trying WAY too hard to channel Marilyn Monroe....which there will be no other.
analsleaze
Someone she trusts needs to tell her enough of the blond bleach. Hmmm, maybe a redhead…
i agree with the red hair, i think shed look REALLY hot like that, but as a blonde, i dont know, i guess i just love blonde hair..... on her it looks good, but NOT so bleached, you know? but.... i prefer dark haired boys to blonde boys..is that wierd? actualy as long as the guy is funny and sweet, i dont give a rats ass what colour anything is, really.
the newsprint on her panties!!!!! ayla that was awesome
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tuxman: how the FUCK is this cleaning up christinas image? maybe its washing that filthy cunt of hers, and in that case... i guess your right as her cunt is her image.
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has anyone ever seen that episode of the family guy where peter goes off??
Peter Griffen: " ya cant sing, you look awful, and frankly you look like if i touched you youd be sticky, and pretty much offensive to four senses..."
Xtina: "wait, thats only 3!!"
PG: "oh yeah, well you know when you smell something awful, and it gets stuck in your throat and you can taste it? well you smell like salty garbage"
Xtina licks herself under the arm-- "YEAH! i TOTALLY taste it!"
heehee!! :) sorry, im such a family guy/american dad/futurama nerd!!! :)
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I don't know if this is true but I read somewhere that she's too short.And from pics I've seen I know she has bandy feet.....But with all this look is like she's bringing back the years that the red colour in the lips wasn't tarty.And I like those years....So put red lipstic on your lips girls.........
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16estelle, i TOTALLY agree, but / could NEVER pull off the red lipstick look, i try and try and spend and spend!!! ;) seriously, i WISH i could do it , i have whitish blonde hair as well, but xtina can always look awesome in red!! :)
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XTINA IS SO FINE, ID DO HER ANY FUCKIN TIME BUT ID WRAP MY PECKER IN 4 FUCKIN RUBBERS FIRST LOL!!!!
JEALOUS YOR WHITEISH BLOND? YUMM I BET THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES BABY!!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, JEALOUS IS FINE AND XTINA IS TOO!!!
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ewwww vito your a stupid greasy wop and you need to go back to whereever the fuck you crawled out from!!!! fuck you like i care if you faught in the war i wish you died there because all the fucking troops need to die there so stupid!!!! fuck you and fuck anyone who isnt american!!! i wish the sand niggers did kill you you ugly hairy dago.go eat some mani cotty and choke on it. fuck you too your just jealous your jealous of me!!! my beauty, my brains and my money!!! i live next door to barbara strysand and you all wish you were me!!!!
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It's hard to believe her ugly is ass is half Latina-Ecuadorian.....white washed...
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Assley you big stupid dikefucking whore shut your cunt hole of a mouth!
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fuku, that silly sodding tranny cow will NEVER be educated OR be free of her mental racist issues. totally SUCKS. id LOVE to find out where she REALLY lives ( ps, SWEETIE, you spelled STRIESAND incorrectly, and, by the way, you DO know that your living (caugh--LIE LIE LIE) next door to a heritage of people YOU seem to despise?
didnt think so. fuku, thanks for sticking up for me :)
have a great day everyone! :)
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The racist comments are unneccessary, not to mention stupid. Learn to spell, too. people like you need to die. Xtina is ugly in my opinion. I used to like her, but she has turned into a complete diva. Not as untalented as Britney, but skankier and uglier. Britney may be fat right now, but she can always lose the weight. Not to mention she is pregnant! Give her a break. Christina will always have unattractive facial features.
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She is exactly like her old album is titled--dirty....a dirty, filthy orange skinned trailer trash whore, who is trying to belike dita von teese.trash!!!!
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sophia: looks to me that she's in a bathtub with dirty water...hence no cunt...
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Dude, I would drink that bath water in a shot Glass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How is she so hot?
Maybe its because she revamped herself from: Dirty Slut to: Slightly classy slut who is obsessed w/Marilyn Munroe!
Aguilera so hot right now. Aguilera........so hot right now
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I always thought she was good looking, again she looks good here, i like how she's kinda trying to clean up her image now!! ;p
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very sexy. I think Im in love
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Damn, I was just starting to get over my fear of clowns, esp. transvestite clowns!
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