Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale goes swimming

awww thanks Bastard dudes..Lunch will now taste better after viewing KateBecks..lol...
She looks great! Evidence of all those gym visits ..

alright, that's it! I am hiring a personal trainer after I have this second baby!

She's a national treasure...

Pure perfection!

ewww shes probably a nasty wop limey bitch!!!!! lilyysprite your so dum you cant even see it and i hope your baby dies too!! you ugly fucking immigrint!!!! all of you should catch aids and die just like the bible said!!!!! immigrints, kikes wops, mics, chinks and siffilus spreading indians too!!! fuck all of you!!!!

Beautiful as always, go Kate.

I found a chink in the armor...pic 2 pg 1 shows some ass cheese on that ass...and the granny (cut) bottoms are nasty...too much In-N-Out

eww shit up donkey cock!!! i bet you suck donkeys cocks all the time!!! beastiallity is WRONG!!!!! just like all of YOU stupid immigrints!!! go back home!!!!!

Shut up ashley you stupid he/she cunt.

DK, if thats the only chink in the armor, so be it ,she is fucking hot.

"Here's to swimmin with bow-legged women".

I know she isn't but the quote seemed to fit the theme.

lilysprite, no trainer needed, just 20 minutes a day three times a week on a bike or stationary bike and your man will be begging for it like the dog we are in no time, not that he isn't begging for it already :)

I guess ashley is the new official angry person of late. As John Cleese said in Life of Brian at the stoning, "There's always one isn't there".

ashley, fuck you

lol, The Life of Brian is in my home movie collection, that movie makes me laugh my ass off everytime I see it...... and the whole working out thing........ I get my 30 minutes daily of bike/walking/yoga, and right now I am on a crackers and ginger ale diet (thanks to my morning sickness). So it wont be TOO hard, I just refuse to diet after I have the baby because I want to nurse, so working out more to balance will be a must. :)

and this ashley person is easily ignored, seeing as he/she only makes a few random comments and then probably runs off to other forums to post the same lame BS.

"The Life of Brian is in my home movie collection"

Mine too, that and Holy Grail, and for good measure even though it isn't technically a Python flick, A Fish Called Wanda.

I think she pops whatevever meds they give her at the mental hospital and shes off to la-la land, the meds ware off & she reappears as Sybil the fucking psyco vomit spewing half wit. lily I like your eating habits better than when my mother was pregnant w/ me,she was on the beer & Winston filter 100's diet. And they wonder how I turned out so brilliant???

Ashley, say whatever you want about adults. Don't fuck around with babies even the ones not born yet. No class....

Ashley, I do not mean to be inflammatory, but it is hardly possible to determine the ethnicity of posters on this forum. I am also curious as to why you would spew a vicious tirade at a poster's baby, a pure innocent who has certainly done you no harm. Could you please quote the passage of the Bible where it admonishes all Bastardly posters of specific ethnic origin to acquire AIDS and die? I admit I am not a scholar, but I can find no reference of your eloquence. Your malediction does not seem to carry the spirit of Christianity, as it is commonly portrayed, in modern times. If you truly believe in an invisible cloud being, I am certain they would be quite displeased at your psychoanalytical diatribe. I would be curious of your ethnicity, as your grasp of the English language is quite suspect. Either you spent all your time, while your English class raged intellectually forward, with your head bobbing under Billy Bob's steering wheel, or you were home schooled by some brimstone-and-fire, knuckle-dragging, hominid, inbred preacher of the most enlightened kind. I'm guessing Arkansa, Kansas, or Oklahoma are where your ancients decided to settle and practice your unfortunately un-unique style of human condition. Your great Uncle perhaps fought for the West during the Civil War? I apologize to all the posters here for not confining my comments to the celebrity pictured. Ashley, to help you, I am a first generation American male of German and Dutch origin. I have half-siblings who are of Dutch and Indonesian origin. You may call me any manner of names of which you see fit, as only sticks and stones can permeate my impenetrable ego. I do implore you to leave the children alone, as they are your intellectual and moral superiors, and I would hate to see you out-matched and out-classed. I now return you to your regularly scheduled comments....Kate Beckingsale is friggin' hot, mofo!

Well spoken, Basterbater!

Kids or no kids ... I wouldn't mind spending 12 straight hours licking her "ass cheese". She is ridiculously hot. And as for the idiot above criticizing said "ass cheese" that is called a real human body - not the air brushed playboy model crap you spank off to when your Maxim magazine arrives. Perhaps if you ever get to see a real live girl naked - rather than on the internet - you will understand that.

Hey Assley, your mom want's you back at her whore house to suck big black cock! You stupid whore bitch!

"or you were home schooled by some brimstone-and-fire, knuckle-dragging, hominid, inbred preacher of the most enlightened kind."

lol, haven't heard knuckle dragger in a while. She is probably the kind of "woman" who could watch Quest For Fire and know what they are saying.

There is nothing wrong with a couple creases on a woman's ass, we all have them, you can't have a sweet ass without creases, you have to tuck the cheeks under at some point, yummy.

i'd like to swim in her pool!!!

Hopeful: many "real" human bodies do not have ass cheese... it just so happens that this one does...On the other hand I get 3 squares a day of good 'ol pussy pie. My GF does not have ass cheese or flaws of the flesh (as far as I can tell) she is aesthetically beautiful...it's probably due to the fact that I have a "DonkeyCock", but I like to think it's because of my "humor" that she sticks around...

Caliban

“Here’s to swimmin with bow-legged women”.

I know she isn’t but the quote seemed to fit the theme.

lilysprite, no trainer needed, just 20 minutes a day three times a week on a bike or stationary bike and your man will be begging for it like the dog we are in no time, not that he isn’t begging for it already :)

I guess ashley is the new official angry person of late. As John Cleese said in Life of Brian at the stoning, “There’s always one isn’t there”.

dude, THANK you!!!!!!
lily, i bet your a sexy as hell woman :) i know your man is lucky as hell to have a person like you in their life.
ASHTRAY, you are sick and sad. to bash us is one thing, but to say cruel things about unborn chil;dren is just EVIL. no good. little sodding twit, go back to your shitty cardboard box where the other cockroaches are.......hey! your lucky!! as a cockroach youll survive this horrible war YOUR working SO hard to create.
barsarbater, you SAID IT!!!!!!
i LOVE how this little turd thinks she/he is like, a fucking mother theresa and shes "doing things" with HER life!!!!rrrriiiiiggghhht....... such as? oh, i forgot, bashing us.... she and gilmore yeAST INFECTION need to hook up.

She is so pretty and classy. Got to love her!

MY GOD ASHLY !! UR SO INCREDEBLY DUM U DUM CRACK !!. ....HOW CAN U SAY DAT U WANT PPL 2 DIE N AN INOCENT BABY DAT HASENT EVEN BORN YET U WAN IT 2 DIE.......NO 1 HERE LIKS U SO SHUT DA FLIP UP !!.....ANYWAYZ........LOL STEVEVO I 2 2 BUT I CANT SWIM !!LOL!!...........SIRUESLY N IM 13.......ANYWAYZ I THINK SHE LOOKSZ HOT AS ALWAYZ

PEACE OUT YALL!!

wtf iz m.i.l.s ??

I would break my **** off in her *** no doubt about it. Bang that silly little accent right out of her.

F***************** HOT

I would hit that until neither of us could walk. And I'd munch away for hours. So hot.

Her Booty looks wierd from that angle, but she does have a nice booty! Thanks Bastard dudes!

if I had a wife showing her body like Kate...I would try attack the thousand men looking at my wife all the time taking pictures of her and selling to the internet people for instant profits...

Kate Beckinsale always seems to have shades on. Since when did people start wearing sunglasses in the water to swim?