Bastardly Breaking News! Shannon Elizabeth Spreads Her Legs! Holy God!
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Even though she suffers for far-apart boobies syndrome & has the veiniest forehead in Hollywood, I still find this woman very sexy!
Anyway, here are a few more snaps of Shannon Elizabeth during a night out at Ciprianis restaurant in London.
SKELETOR HAS A SISTER....INTRESTING
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...looking for my vomit bucket now..
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Moe, she looks like she is reaching out of her coffin to drag you in there with her. What a bony bitch.
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Ewww!!
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I like her smile. It's very pretty....BUT....for the love of god, she has to do something about those feet of hers. They're hideous and bunioned.
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She acts as though she has absoulutely never had a picture taken of her!ENOUGH!!!
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Horrible!
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Bastards, we need to schedule an intervention. She needs protein supplementation immediately. Nothing but a Bastard community protein shake will do. I propose to offer the first oral injection, only as it was my idea. The rest of you may queue up in size order. Ashley, or John Mark Karr, or whatever your name is, you are, for obvious reasons, excluded.
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I'd say Fuckable skeleton with skin.
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Anyway, awful picturees....
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fucking nasty anorexic bitch. The reason her feet look like Charon the boatman's is because she's so fucking skinny.
That car she was in was dope. Can anyone make out the model?
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Looks like the guy from Mask.....
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that vein popping out in her forehead makes me want to throw up. she used to be soo pretty...what happened? she kidn of reminds me of an anorexic jessica alba a bit. she just needs to gain soem weight and then she'll be smokin
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Is that from England, the wheel is on the right. I don't recognize the car either but I think that it is an SUV. Either that or she is not very tall, but I think that she is a tall skelaton with veins, skin and a big smile pulled over it
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tell her to remove the freakin' rubber hose after she's done shootin' up! looks like Iggy Pop at strung out extreme, but Iggy never had such nice tits. Bastarbater, I concur with your intervention plan. sign me up.
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Nasty ! look at her chest, you can count her ribs ,sternum eeewwwww
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I can study anatomy on her,every fuckin vein,bone ,muscle(strips) can be seen.
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Quickies
Winter Already? [Dlisted]
This whore’s been keeping a low profile lately [popbytes]
Bam definitely banged her [A Socialite’s Life]
*cough*nosejob*cough* [Hollywoodtuna]
She actually used to be hot [The Bastardly]
Damn tubby [Egotastic]
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Heheh, that guy in black in the last picture is cracks me up.
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there's something stuck on her teeth......all those veins remind me of that old hag sharon stone
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So fucking hot back when she had just a little meat on her...is it so damned hard to just eat a cheeseburger every now and again?
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Uggg, gain some fucking weight. She looks like a meth addict.
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Come on now! She acts as if she has never had a photo of any kind taken of her!ENOUGH!!!
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More importantly, what kind of car is that? I love the red leather.
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Fucking skeleton with skin.
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