Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale Follows Victoria Silvstedt's Oral Sex in Public Trend!! Damn You, Len Wiseman!!!
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
"Bitch, I heard that men love your vagina, but I think it's sick!"
- Michael K @ DListed interviews Super Whore, Paris Hilton
It wasn't long ago that I hated Ashlee Simpson but it's amazing what a nose job and weight loss can do.
- Mr. Tuna @ HollywoodTuna
Chicks look for nonexistent balls on their mates just like we look for perfume which smells like vomit and vitamins that turn our vaginas to sand.
Jenny @ I Don't Like You In That Way talks about Hulk Hogan
But in a good way. I'd like the anoint this the quote of the month:
Of her album, Paris Hilton says, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."
- A Socialite @ A Socialite's Life
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Kate Beckinsale, Len Wiseman, & Lily Out In Brentwood!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale shows smoking helps to stay hot and skinny!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale's Husband Len Wiseman Wears Nail Polish!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Kate Beckinsale & Daughter Look Both Ways Before Crossing!!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Kate Beckinsale Goes Out Shopping With Daughter Lilly!
WOW Kate, no need to talk just get back to work...yeah baby right there...>>slapping her on head
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What a fucking tease,slap her in the head w/ your cock. O thats why shes laughing you don't have one.
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Adorable shots...
KateBecks is just being a good wifey...checking out the family jewels.
Her husband is HOT!
Cool couple.
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wtf???? Who screwed with my POST??????!???!
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ooh,that is so adorable!
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she's checking out the shrinkage...laughing at Mr. Tinyballs...
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LOL, they know the paparazzi's cameras are on them. They're just teasing us. Good work!
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babe in the background ain't too shabby.
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Nah, they're married. Wives don't give their husband head after they get the ring ;)
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I still gives my husband head and i've been at it as much as i can.. Yummy :p
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HA HA;) that's good lucky husband.
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AWW DEY R SO CUTE TOGETHER ...... NOW DATZ A GUD MARRIED CUPLE !!...............I DUNT GET Y GUY LIK HEADS KID IN MA SKULL SAY IZ SO GUD BUT I DUNT GET Y ??I KNOW DEY R LIEN DAT DEY HAV HAD SOME1 GIV DEM HEADS BUT I DUNT GET Y DEY SAY DAT !!
PEACE OUT YALL !!
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