Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria hangs with chubby friend!
Thursday, August 24th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Eva Longoria tries to show us that she's not completely superficial and hangs out with a chubby friend rather than an equally hot and overrated chick like Jessica Simpson. Obviously Eva is not allowing her chubby friend walk next to her as she'd steal away a good portion of the camera frame.
























That's horrible..!
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She looks horrible without makeup!!!
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Is it just me, or does she actually look taller in these pictures.....must be the camera angle. Or that her friend is 4'1"
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Brooke I think between her wearing what looks like 4 inch heels and her friend in flip flops is what's making her look taller, plus maybe the photographer is an Umpa Lumpa.
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Nice mustache on Eva. Bleh.
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the italian flag in the backround on that car is the best looking thing in this picture. ew.
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her dress is cute
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Are you kidding?! I bet this bitch seeks out fatties and uggos to hang with so she can look that much better in comparison. Although I think you're right about her making people walk three steps behind her.
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So ugly, ratface. Damn
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Those captions are freakin' hilarious.
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she sucks spunk as she does orange juice
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You guys are sick, and it makes me sick. This girl has been Eva's friend ever since they were little, and they always hang out together in Texas were the girl lives. You guys are just plain evil. This Girl she is with is one of her best friends.
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The fat chick has better hair than EL
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she's not hot
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=
== SHe's skinny.
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=========== She's skinny.
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EVA IS A BITCH. EVA IS A CUNT.
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