Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria hangs with chubby friend!



Eva Longoria tries to show us that she's not completely superficial and hangs out with a chubby friend rather than an equally hot and overrated chick like Jessica Simpson. Obviously Eva is not allowing her chubby friend walk next to her as she'd steal away a good portion of the camera frame.

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That's horrible..!

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 9:08am
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She looks horrible without makeup!!!

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 9:20am
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Is it just me, or does she actually look taller in these pictures.....must be the camera angle. Or that her friend is 4'1"

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 9:32am
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Brooke I think between her wearing what looks like 4 inch heels and her friend in flip flops is what's making her look taller, plus maybe the photographer is an Umpa Lumpa.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 10:06am
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Nice mustache on Eva. Bleh.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 10:57am
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the italian flag in the backround on that car is the best looking thing in this picture. ew.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 11:22am
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her dress is cute

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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Are you kidding?! I bet this bitch seeks out fatties and uggos to hang with so she can look that much better in comparison. Although I think you're right about her making people walk three steps behind her.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 12:45pm
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So ugly, ratface. Damn

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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Those captions are freakin' hilarious.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 7:12pm
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she sucks spunk as she does orange juice

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 7:35am
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You guys are sick, and it makes me sick. This girl has been Eva's friend ever since they were little, and they always hang out together in Texas were the girl lives. You guys are just plain evil. This Girl she is with is one of her best friends.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 10:01pm
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The fat chick has better hair than EL

Sunday, March 25th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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she's not hot

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 @ 5:54am
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=
== SHe's skinny.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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=========== She's skinny.

Thursday, August 24th, 2006 @ 10:59am
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EVA IS A BITCH. EVA IS A CUNT.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 @ 2:44am
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