Bastardly Hot or Not: Summer Altice
Thursday, August 24th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Okay, under normal circumstances I'd be posting pictures of Summer Altice and saying that she's hot and all that blah blah blah.... but as these first 2 pictures are pretty damn fine....the last 3 ain't so crackin for Miss August 2000.
According to Wikipedia:
One of her earliest film appearances was in the video Wet & Wild: Slippery When Wet, the ninth in the series of popular videos produced by Playboy featuring playmates and water. Her beauty and uninhibited playfulness saw her starring in two further Playboy videos before being cast in the films The Scorpion King, Grind, and the Showtime program ChromiumBlue.com.
Oh yeah, she's totally hot.
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whoa, age has not been kind to her. the crotch shots are slutty. her playboy spread, haha, was slamming, this? not so much.
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how can you ask that?? of course she's hot ;)
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I think she is hot - agree it is in a slutty way...not playboy quality way...
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Hot but pale.
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NOT! the best thing about this shoot is that it was at a bar. On pg2 it looks like even her small titties are sagging...poor thing...Even though I give her props for whoring it up with the Camel Toe shot...it doesn't make up for complete butta...
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Nice body, (small tits, but not a deal breaker for me) but her face looks too severe to me in the last few pics. Reminds me of the American Gothic woman's head stuck on a supermodel's body. Not a turn-on.
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How long would it take to gnaw through gold lamé?
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Blame the photographer for the last shots. Never shoot in direct light, especially when the sun is so strong she has to squint! Hot.
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Hooray Cameltoe!!!! Boo, natural lighting.
In the last three pictures she looks great from the waist down. I love slutty pictures. Indeed, not playboy quality... but playboy promotes non-realistic stereotypes. Cameltoe is real; Cameltoe is great.
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Non-naked pics of Playboy girls leaves me cold.
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It's appropriate that you used the word "crack" in the description.
She's not even close to pretty, much less hot, but she sums up why I've picked up a Playboy maybe twice in the last 7 years.
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actor friend of mine was doing her a couple years ago.
I agree she doesn't always look like an A+ in photos, but she's eye-catching in person.
Fun chick, very cool to hang out with, but she always seemed to be "on", which makes her a handful to deal with.
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Scary face, super hot slutty body. Made to be banged.
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any bitch from any town can look good air-brushed up, but i'd still lay the pipe to her.
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im altice summers number 1# eternal everlasting decades dieheart and true unconditional lifetime and forever lover forever!
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i agree with terminator
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I THINK HER BODY LOOKS BETTER THAN EVERY MODEL'S BODY,SHE'S WORKING OUT,AND IT SHOWS IT.SHE ALSO WAS A VOLLEYBALL PLAYER SO I THINK THAT'S WHY SHE HAS THOSE BEAUTIFUL LEGS , FEMININE MUSCLES.DEFFINETLY HOT !!!
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this one was a fucking stupid question....can't yuo see her..fuck yeah she's hoT
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she is hot
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who the fuck...?
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she'll consume your soul..
she's scary looking in a fierce cat like kinda way. naughty hot!
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Ah yea I would say she is hot, in fact, there's no doubt about it.
I love the I'm getting fucked good in doggie style picture. She does have this amorous look about her, as if she would fuck you hard, I like that.
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