For the Bastardly Ladies: Mr. Johnny Depp @ the 2006 Teen Choice Awards
Thursday, August 24th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

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- Penny Lancaster See Through Shirt
- Marisa Miller Saves the Day
- Heather Locklear in a See-Through Skirt
- K-Fed is a Genius
- Elizabeth Hurely, her Breasts, and a Pig
- Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Visit An Art Gallery
- Mindy McCready Says She Has New Evidence
- Katie gives her best come hither (and save me from this lunatic) eyes
- Kristin Cavallari in Blender
- Beyonce plans huge wedding to Jay-Z
- Transformers The Movie: Megatron Pictures
- Lesbian love
- Katharine McPhee Sets Things Straight
- Paris Hilton Gets Terminated
- VIDEO: Kobe Tai Teaches You How to Pack
- What's Worse? Mischa Barton's Thigh Or Cisco Adler?
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- Kate Beckinsale & Lucky Len Wiseman @ Stella McCartney Event
- I Wish I Could Be Kate Beckinsale's Man-Bitch For One Day!
- Heidi Montag (w/ Douchebag) - Bikini Pics in Mexico!
























sexy sexy man
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Jesus is looking pretty hip these days. I didn't know he showed up to the Teen Choice Awards.
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What's he got tied around his left wrist? A jock strap?
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wowsieeeeeeeeeeee!
He's a major loin quiveration! thank you for the panty creamer of the day. i love Depp..always a fan...damn that lucky Frenchie Vanessa...
He seems settled and a real family man now..that adds to his already boiling HOTNESS...
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two hotties in a week - Depp and Keanu...double dosage of Fineness..
You're on the roll Bastardos!
Mille grazie from the bottom of my heart.. :)
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oh...oh...i think i just made my pants really sticky...ooo the things he does to me...
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i'm just surprised hes at a teen choice thing...
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Oh Gawwwd that man is so ethereally beautiful I can't stand it. Yum Yum Yum. He's been workin out, look at the arms.
Yum.
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And the pics with him and Orlando Bloom are just too much eye candy for one girl to handle....YUM
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Beautiful man. I remember reading in People mag that his grandmother is full blooded Native American. I can see some distinct features in him and it's exotic like hell.
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i think all other men in the world should just kill yourself now. if you don't look like this man, you don't have a chance.
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Beautiful men, both of them.
However, isn't it great how guys can wear simple black and white t-shirts and not be judged?
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nice hair,wonder if he wore rollers for that look.
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Angelfood, stfu Johnny wouldn't want your fat miss piggy trailor park thrift store shopping ass anyway. You'd probably smother him.
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Hes sex on legs. Orlando is gorgeous too..
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Kim...I was stating an opinion...we all have them...just like assholes...then again...some of us are just assholes...get the picture?
I was stating fact also...he does nothing for me...dirty pigs like him...could just stay in France...for all I care...
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What I want to know is… how the hell do they keep their hands off each other. And now, if you will excuse me ladies.. I have something to .. ummm take care of…..
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I think we have a catfight , go girls. pft pft. Edward sleezy pants is looking a little cleaner than he usually does, must of hit the week he showered. Good actor, but a total fucking freak,looks like he should have a crack pipe in one hand,he'll end up like River Phoenix outside the viper room one night.
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I remember hearing about a porn spinoff of Edward Scissorhands called Edward Penishands...anybody ever see it?
Johnny would make a tasty afternoon delight. Wish I could stomp the frog he's with. I loved it when he was with Winona. They made such a wonderfully quirky and cute pair.
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hey buck...how's it hanging? I know I have an "unpopular" opinion of Mr. Depp...but with free speech and all...there will be no catfight here...Kim can just go fuck herself...a fact is a fact! Yes, he does look like we caught him after his yearly bath...there was a time as laserbeams said, when we was cute and quirky...those days appear to be over...long time ago.
He is not bad looking...just sleazy looking -
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AF it is hangin well, Johnny really thinks he's a pirate.
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I tell you what people....this guy has been cool from day one when I first saw him on '21 Jump St'. Some misguided hair styles over the years, but a cool dude none-the-less.
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OMG he's so tanned and handsome in these pics. I'm a sucker for tanned men with beautiful hair like that. Call me a freak but a love a pretty man. Back in the day it was Brad Pitt with his Legends of the Fall/Interview with the Vampire look but Depp has taken over.
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Like I said angelfood, who the fuck are you talk when it comes to looks? As for "dirty pigs" look who's talking....
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Who have got his e-mail ? I pleas his adress e-mail on my e-mail - kara111@autograf.pl
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angelfood, I don't me to be rude, but you're right, he is one of those fullish americans (not all of them)who discovers France without getting it, just finding it exotic and DIfferent and FULL of History. (hahah)
To me what he said about americans is awful eventhough it's true in a way, but who is he to give lessons ??? he should have said it earlier, you know like "ho really, they chose an asshole for president ? thank you Johnny we did not know. but why do wait for war to start to say it, or for it to be over ?"
he is playing intellectual now that he drinks expensive french wine.
why does he try hard to look more ulgy ? I'm talking about his style.
he is goo in movies, but don't count on me to watch the movies he made for his kids. (cause I don't give a fuck about his falimy and what he does with them)
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Lady, com'on !
is this a joke, I always wonder when people ask that ?
even if you had his phone number it would no do any good.
I can give you his adress in south of France if you want to wait for him in bed with vanessa.
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I have been in love with him since i first seen him....I dont think I have ever see a better looking man in my life
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he's so hot!
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he's soo hot i dont know hwat it is about him but hes just so hot!!!
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Sooo gorgeous as always.
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Oh my god I just came!!! And I'm a guy! Wowza.
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If you girls that are going to masturbate over these pictures, please add a little detail on just how you are going about it,just for a study I'm doing. His freakyness kind of reminds me of Val Kilmer,I'm you huckleberry.
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Mmmmm.... doesnt get much sexier than Johnny Depp!
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I don't know...there is just something so sleazy about him...I think it is the rumors of really smelly hygiene, he smokes cigs with no filters, and is supposed to be a real asshole that hates the US yet takes advantage of the privileges of citizenship...yuck...you can have him gladly...give me Keanu!!!
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definitely see the native american side...like Benjamin Bratt..
interesting that celebs with Native American genes are just these beautiful exotic creatures...Depp, Bratt, Angelina Jolie...
"i’m just surprised hes at a teen choice thing…"
other stars of his generation were there as well like Keanu and Sandra Bullock
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