Melissa Theuriau NOT topless at the beach!



The last few times we've shown Melissa Theuriau she's been topless. So my apologies for those who'll only recognize based on the size and shape of her boobies. For reference, let's go back to those lovely topless pictures. If you actually want to see and listen to that sexy voice hers then go to this post.

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Hot.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 8:54am
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She is lovely. Why the fuck do you mention Jackie Guerrido with Melissa?? Jackie Guerrido is a nasty tranny with a ton of shit on her face.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 9:12am
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uhhh whats so good about her??? shes average at the most

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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The pics are old, but she's hot as fuck.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 11:35am
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I agree with mike, she's average at best... Chick looks like she shops at Target...

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 12:24pm
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BFD, another soap fearing frog with armpits that look like she's got Don King in a headlock.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 12:35pm
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yea.. she is definately hot

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 2:31pm
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I agree with mike and donkeycock. i cant see what the fuss over her is. average at best. i can go walk down a street and pick up at least 10 hotter women than her.

Friday, August 25th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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her eyes are fabulous

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 9:28am
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"She is lovely. Why the fuck do you mention Jackie Guerrido with Melissa?? Jackie Guerrido is a nasty tranny with a ton of shit on her face."

'Wiseman' you are not very wise, this is such a thing as sarcastic or satirical commenting.

I'd love to see her in glasses, I think I might explode if I did, too much hotness!

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 8:44pm
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Uh to the moron who thought they were witty with the Don King comment, check out the pic of the breasts and the beach...you'll find no hair under those armpits. I envision you as a completely bald, fat fuck with a two inch cock that has never seen his dick let alone had a woman on it. LOOOoooooooser.

Google her name for the pics.

Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 6:58am
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..and 'John' the only way you get laid is to pay streetwalkers....and you aint got that much cash so you always git the toofless ones....dooooshbaG!!

Saturday, June 30th, 2007 @ 6:59am
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