Melissa Theuriau NOT topless at the beach!
Friday, August 25th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

The last few times we've shown Melissa Theuriau she's been topless. So my apologies for those who'll only recognize based on the size and shape of her boobies. For reference, let's go back to those lovely topless pictures. If you actually want to see and listen to that sexy voice hers then go to this post.
























Hot.
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She is lovely. Why the fuck do you mention Jackie Guerrido with Melissa?? Jackie Guerrido is a nasty tranny with a ton of shit on her face.
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uhhh whats so good about her??? shes average at the most
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The pics are old, but she's hot as fuck.
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I agree with mike, she's average at best... Chick looks like she shops at Target...
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BFD, another soap fearing frog with armpits that look like she's got Don King in a headlock.
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yea.. she is definately hot
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I agree with mike and donkeycock. i cant see what the fuss over her is. average at best. i can go walk down a street and pick up at least 10 hotter women than her.
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her eyes are fabulous
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"She is lovely. Why the fuck do you mention Jackie Guerrido with Melissa?? Jackie Guerrido is a nasty tranny with a ton of shit on her face."
'Wiseman' you are not very wise, this is such a thing as sarcastic or satirical commenting.
I'd love to see her in glasses, I think I might explode if I did, too much hotness!
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Uh to the moron who thought they were witty with the Don King comment, check out the pic of the breasts and the beach...you'll find no hair under those armpits. I envision you as a completely bald, fat fuck with a two inch cock that has never seen his dick let alone had a woman on it. LOOOoooooooser.
Google her name for the pics.
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..and 'John' the only way you get laid is to pay streetwalkers....and you aint got that much cash so you always git the toofless ones....dooooshbaG!!
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