Miss Puerto Rico, Zuleyka Rivera In Jakarta Doin' Her Miss Universe Thang
Friday, August 25th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I don't know about you guys, but this lady is looking about 10x hotter here than she did when she won the pageant. Zuleyka Rivera is currently touring Jakarta & busily recruiting rich & powerful men to place private bids on her little ass. Yummy!
Anywho, here are a few quotes from a few of our favorite gossip whores.
Cameron Diaz copied her boyfriend's ex, Britney Spears, by going dark. She probably heard it makes you smarter. It still doesn't distract from her pizza-face!
Michael K @ DListed
My doctor told me that I am a wounded bird and that wounded birds do not attract a good women.
Jesus @ Drunken Stepfather
Rather than defining him as Superman, we have defined Jude as the British guy who banged the babysitter while engaged to Sienna Miller.
Christy Pastore @ The Socialite's Life talking about Jude being considered for the next Superman
If it's possible to drool to death, Tom Cruise will find a way. He's already tricked millions of people into thinking he's a good actor and that's pretty damn amazing.
Jenny @ I Don't Like You In That Way
i think she looks pretty... the only thing i didnt like about her was her fake nose but in these pics it looks normal so she looks good i think
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yea thats the fake nose i was talking about... i just didnt go far enough to see that pic lol
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nothing if it looks real but hers is borderline michael jackson
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I liked last year's winner (Miss Canada) better, she is a beauty! This one is cute, but yeah, the nose.......... gotta do something about that.
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Her nose looks weird as hell! It looks like Michael Jackson's nose!
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That nose is a train wreck
Like most Puerto Ricans she has some "African" in her - and was probably trying to get a "more caucasian" looking nose. If you don't believe me look at pictures of J.Lo back when she was a "Fly Girl" on "In Living Color" and look at her nose now.
This chick is not that hot - you'll see much hotter women walking around down here on South Beach. It goes to show you what a joke the Miss Universe has become - Seriously, does anyone really give a shit about pagaents anymore?
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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I give a shit about 2 hours of meat beating action... pic 2 looks as though she's swallowing man goo...
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arghh fake eyelashes. ewww
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her teeth are perfect!
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Yeah I agree with Doom- she looks like a light complected black woman, obviously has some black blood. She is still cute but the nose is horrible...and I remember when JLO had a broad, flat nose too (even Angelina had a nose job). It's all about assimilation, baby.
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She is a fucking goddess. At 18 she is already one of the sexiest woman alive. I wish there was more pic's of her on the net.
SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY
BRING THE TROOPS HOME
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She's a clutz, first she faints and now she has an ace bandage on her ankle (pic 5). Probably cause she can't see where she's going with those crossed eyes!
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Thats an ugly hoe...I know Puerto Rocks that would sh1t all over her...don't get me wrong, I would definitely pipe and get some helmet...but for a beauty pageant winner, shes just all wrong...thats a porno ho who should be getting smutted, not winning pageants.
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She looks fantastic in the first pic, but in the two next (pic 2, page 1 and page 2) she looks like fat Britney.
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She looks horrible on page 6! What happened to her nose???
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what's wrong w. fake noses?!
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I think she looks ratty here.
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