Ageless & Sexy Charlize Theron Hits Malibu Beach With Her 30 Dogs



All I gotta say is that I'm very impressed with how this lady stays in perfect shape. The new generation of socialite camera whores on the beach (i.e. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton, etc) should learn from this classy woman.

Charlize...YOU GO GIRL!!!

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She's the hottest African-American you've ever had on this site!

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 4:59pm
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She looks thin! has she lost weight?

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 5:14pm
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AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 5:45pm
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I'm impressed! Best ass I've seen on a celeb in a LOOOONG time!

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 6:56pm
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nice,but she has a typical white woman body...

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 7:21pm
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Good stuff. Charlize has always been one of my favorites. Nice ass.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 8:07pm
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i love her.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 8:53pm
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Popo, she's not white, she's African American.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 9:35pm
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Ashley is into beastiality

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 10:00pm
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NICE ASS. Best ass on a white girl.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 10:29pm
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she is very pale and flat if you are attracted to her you should register as a sex offender cuz she's got the body of a 14 yr old boy

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 12:09am
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She's perfect. I would die to have a girl like her.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 1:03am
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She has a good body,well toned but she has no boobs!
I think we guys are so used to seeing fake DD cups on celebs that now natural boobs look quite small.
Anyways she is very classy,fresh and sweet looking.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 4:40am
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shithead i totaly agree, shes sooooo HOT!!! charlize has such an awesome ass!!!!!
im jealous! :)

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 5:46am
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She's an African-American? I didn't know that........

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 6:25am
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gorgeous...charlize theron is sheer perfection. I would rather see her on the beach than the the hooked nose hilton sisters anyday.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 8:30am
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Yes she's from south africa. I did know that she's still white though.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 5:29pm
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HOT HOT HOT HOT , the best ass I've ever seen!
She's such a hotie, even with bekiney she still looks so classy, amazing woman!

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 7:43pm
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She has no ass, no hips, and no boobs. Boring. Like plain toast. And is she wearing a maxi-pad?

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 @ 9:05am
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she is sexy. i love her man she cool and everything.

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006 @ 10:50pm
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why are we looking at charlize? and calling her sexy? she's the same size as nicole richie, yet somehow her ass, tits, and abs are okay to look at? she's disgusting.

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006 @ 4:05am
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She's very pretty, IMO...and she is a white South African. How does "African-American" come into this?

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 7:37pm
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her body is so manly--her shoulders her mad broad. and she has a large, flat ches. its pretty sad some of yu would rate her above gorgeous women like kerry washington, meagan good, etc. i think she is only cute cuz of her face----she needs to get some boobs and a butt. and her face looks like cuter than average white girl. nothing fancy/exotic/ that exceptional. she is by no means the modernday grace kelly.

Saturday, November 4th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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They have caucasions living in Africa caucasions live on every continent. Remember the apartheid in Africa. She's a white woman.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 @ 8:19pm
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CHARLIZE IS AMAZING. PERFECT BODY. I LOVE HER SMOOTH SPINE. SHE HAD ACTUALLY BEND DOWN FAR FOR ANY VERTEBRAE TO STICK OUT.

Monday, January 1st, 2007 @ 12:24am
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Gorgeous. just perfect. wow.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 @ 11:08pm
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Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 10:15am
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to the real huge idiot that said charlize has the same body as nicole richie... your routine eye check-up is WAY overdue....that or you're really really crazie.... she is healthy looking and toned.... and you are probaly a blimp.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:25pm
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she is total perfection I'd love to clone her. Only want two. More than two of her I'd have to buy more beds. Come to think of it ... that is not necessarily a bad idea. Oh the things I want to do to that absolutely perfect ass ... ;-)

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 @ 7:46pm
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Yet ANOTHER irritating actor.

This 'PROUD' South African who did ALL she could to lose her natural accent when she arrived in the USA.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 8:08pm
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Beautiful ass, I should say.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 8:08pm
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She's not african american,but south african,she looks ok from the back,i do wanna see the front though,and who is the douch she's talking to....

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 1:20am
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Because it entertains me, I'm going to assume that's Ed Harris.

Monday, August 28th, 2006 @ 1:48am
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