Bastardly Breaking News!! Naomi Watts Plays Tennis!
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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She's playing with her nipple, playing tennis...
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If I woke up with those looks from pics 2 and 4 every morning, that woman would never, EVER be in any movies. Jesus. All like, "Yeah baby *hot australian accent*, give it to me.....Now"
Sproingggggggg
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Yes, I'd hit it!
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so it takes naomi to get chef on the front page. interesting....:)
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I'll hit with ya Naomi...my tennis partner is out sick...
Saw the Agassi-Pavel match at Flushing..what a marathon. Exciting stuff. It'd be great if he goes out retiring winning a major.
US Open 2006..Go Agassi!
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she might wanna have a doc look at that left nipple - it's all swollen and yellow. oops, the page 4 pic shows the bruise on her left hammie where my fingers were squeezing.
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That tennis ball perched right on her tittays on the first pic...Now I know how my boy Jamie felt when he wrote his dedication to Serena...Let me be your Tennis Ball...
You can smack me up against the wall anytime naomi...word to Bolo Yeung.
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I see shes wearing a bra and all but that rt nip in first pick looks pierced for some reason.
That and that spot on the left thigh looks... untowards.
Besides, Ive always preferred her as Jet from Tank Girl (damn that brunette nerd look dropped mah pants and got me a lil trouble with a couple ex's).
Shes still a classic beauty though.
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is she an actress? ahah.
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somone so boring should NEVER get any press time here at the bastardly!
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THOSE ARE SOME DEADLY BABY CHOKERS!! even through that neon-powered bra of hers...
she's pretty cute on the screen though.. but i kinda agree with Magnum here: "somone so boring should NEVER get any press time here at the bastardly!"
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Ooooh yeah. Good old N Watts. Total Hottie!
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Hey she is wearing a neon powered Bra...i wonder wat panties she wears? Oh even better She doesn't wear any just to avoid time lapse in need of cumming energency...but must say she looks fuckable in tat if it had a matching thongs in neon colours...i would jerk off rite away...hehehe..!!
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For those of you who want to personally mail her to her home address this is her address...
Naomi Watts Fans,
June Cann Management
73 Jersey Road, Woollahra 2025
Australia
Hope all of u send her something in return for her used panties or her fanciful intimate pictures...chaaw..
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DOUBLE DOING!!! 4 DA ACCENT 'N DA NIPS....
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mega you sadist...go easy on those pesky nipples...it's squeezing and rolling with tender care that gets the cream to flow...capisce? :)
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