Why Did John Mark Karr Lie, Who Really Killed JonBenet Ramsey, Does God Really Exist? - Bastardly Theories & Speculations
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Don't worry, we'll be very systematic w/ our attack, so put on your bullshitting hats & read on!
I. Why Did John Mark Karr Lie & Want to be Remembered as a Child Molester/Murderer/Dirty Whorebag
1. Social suicide - where someone has reached such a low level, he doesn't really give a shit about anything.
2. He is a total fame whore & wants to go out w/ fireworks---pretty ingenious if you think about it.
3. Knows about the perks provided to Child Molester/Murderer/Dirty Whorebags in prison. (Anyone aware of these "perks?")
4. Hiding an even bigger secret (God knows what else this sicko has done)
5. Secretly paid by George Bush & Co, media conglomerates (I'm talking about magazines, networks, etc) & oil giants to bring this blockbuster story back to life b/c let's admit it, everyone's tired of hearing about Iraq, the price of oil, Katrina, Lebanon & all that stuff...
II. Who Really Killed JonBenet Ramsey?
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Mommy Ramsey. Yes, my friends, it was her all along! Can you believe it? If not, you better b/c that is the dirty, painful truth. That sadistic mother killed her. Why would a mother kill her own child who would've one day become Britney Spears & earned millions for the family? Then again, why would a woman drown 5 of her kids? The world is fucked up, people.
III. Does God Really Exist?
In one word: Yes.
III. Does Paris Hilton Have STDs?
18 words: Yes---hers are airbrone & scrubbing Tilex on your bits & pieces will not get rid of Paris Hilton STDs.
Have a field day w/ this one, everyone! Forming theories about bullshit issues in this world is so fun!!

























You pretty much covered it already.
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Yep, there's not much else to say.......... but the Bush & Co. conspiracy sounds a little paranoid....... are you afraid of "Big Brother"?
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I don't know Bastardly, blaming the Mom is pretty cold now that she's dead. Not that there wasn't reason to suspect the parents. Still, if I were dying of a long, lingering illness as she did, I would have to think I would make the deathbed confession.
Karr is a whackjob. He probably still thinks he was there 'in spirit'.
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He was probably going to be caught in Thailand banging 4 year olds eventually and realized that he didn't want to get caught by those psycho's...instead he claimed to kill the Ramsey baby and got a first class ticket back to the US to stand trial for kiddy porn on a computer....that will land him maybe 3 years in jail and he'll be able to walk the streets again and write a book called...."how I went to Thailand, banged countless preschoolers’, got a first class ticket to California and How you can too"...
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donkeycock raised a very good point...
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DonkeyCock...did say it all...ENOUGH!!!
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'nuff said with Donkeycock's words. Brilliant!
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Why try to make a joke out of this whole case? It's not even funny, especially trying to put the blame on a dead woman. As for "sickos"...look who's talking-majority of the "men" on this site only see women as objects and toys, some of you even make comments like "i'd still bang her ugly ass with a pillow case over her head" wtf? hypocrites i tell you. your no better than mark.
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Yes I did it.
I broke off a paintbrush in her googoonanny, and kicked her in the head.
I hated the way my hubby Johnny would look at her even though I did my best to make her a whore in the public eye.
Thank my lucky wig that I died of Egg maker cancer before people had a chance to look at the autopsy and see I repeatedly did damage to my sweet foofoolala's pooper by shoving a highlighter pen in it.
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patsy, why do you have to hate?
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It's a funny thing that, me being so darn hateful. Looking back on it now it reminds me of being ten years old, on my chochopoppy's farm. Kitty cat done ate her kittens as they were being born! I ask you what's more natural than that?
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I think that poor girl was molested at home, and that her mom couldn't deal w/ it so if she didn't do it, she at least 'knew' about it, and how it was going to go down, i might b wrong, but only God can judge her now. It's still a sad case about a little girl who isn't here anymore. I usually don't get 2 emotional, but when it's a little girl and she never knew a normal life or had the chance to grow up, it's very heart-wrenching and such a sad thing.
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nefarious your right, donkey cock said it!! and seriously, i feel bad for JB ramsey, little kids should be protected, NOT exploited. but seriously, i think it was the dad or the brother......but then again, what do / know? im just a pre school teacher...... but....exploiting children is just wrong, its EVIL!!!!!
i knew this dude didnt do it, you could see it in his eyes when he was on the news.... i mean, what kind of father just SITS there, while his poor daughter is lying there, and dosent call the authorities for how long???? i think money HAD to be involved. poor JB :(
i hope whopever did this rots
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Regardless of if this Karr person did it or not he's still one sick, ass bastard.
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google Burke Ramsey or look up their Aunt Pam--my money's on one of those two
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really just a ploy by Texas prosecutors to get Karr back here so he can finally be charged with John F. Kennedy's assassination.
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I think comedian David Brenner did it.
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pasty did it and theirs the truth they had all private lawyers to protect pasty and the truth is they are not cleared by the murder of jonbenet ramsey. 1. pasty had anger promblems and couldn,t take the heat of jonbenet so she got mad and killed her.
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