The Bastardly Midnight Snack - Elisabetta Canalis
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson

As the Italian Wikipedia states:
Elisabetta Canalis (Sassari, 12 settembre 1978) è un'attrice ed una showgirl italiana.
Il padre, radiologo primario cattedratico universitario e la madre archeologa ed insegnante di lettere. Dopo la maturità classica di Elisabetta si trasferisce a Milano, dove si iscrive alla facoltà di lingue dell'Università Statale. Partecipa a vari casting come quello per il film Il pesce innamorato di Leonardo Pieraccioni, nel 1999, oltre a presenziare come valletta ai telegatti e avere realizzato uno spot televisivo per le caramelle M&M's vince un provino per la trasmissione Striscia la notizia, di cui sarà velina fino al 2002 insieme a Maddalena Corvaglia di cui diventerà molto amica in seguito.
Using ghetto Google translator:
Elisabetta Canalis (Sassari, 12 september 1978) is a attrice and one showgirl Italian.
The father, university cattedratico primary radiologist and the mother archaeologist and teaching of letters. After the classic maturity of Elisabetta he moves himself to Milan, where he enrolls himself to the faculty of languages of the University Be them. It participates to several casting like that one for the film in love fish of Leonardo Pieraccioni, in 1999, beyond attending as valletta to the telegatti ones and having realized a spot television for the M&M's candies the news wins tries for the transmission Strip, of which will be velina until 2002 with to Maddalena Corvaglia of which she will become much friend later on.
























She's got ink and she's Italian. I like her.
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You were probably better off just not translating it at all.
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haha... yeah, i know that google translator is shit but i just love the crap they come up with.
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SHIT....I Shit this woman is smoking.
Smooth looking legs, her feet look good, looks like she has a nice ass and then throw in the tattoo's......fuck this isn't a "midnight Snack" it looks to me to be a fucking Sunday dinner. I'll be having a little snack in about 20 minutes, after I Google her and then rub one out.
Thank You BASTARDLY
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This woman is stunning. Fine Italian woman.
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caitie harmful
She’s got ink and she’s Italian. I like her.
you said it!!! shes SO HOT!!!!!!
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the term "eat her shit" comes to mind!!!
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shes HOT... those italian showgirls are all very beautiful... i turn on the television every day and it is crazy how many pretty italian women are on television
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HOLY ****!!! THANK YOU i love this girl. I love all the italian showgirls on TV laurens right. AHHH this girl is perfect. perfect body perfect face. okay you think she looks good in the pictures imagine her when shes talking. that beautiful italian language or when she tries to speak english her accent is SEXY... not like adriana limas that we saw in that video before. so hot. thank you bastardly. thumbs up on this one. and show more italian hotties!!!
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Oh thanks for this! I love this girl and these italian show girls. Her, Ilary Blasi (francesco totti's beautiful wife), Manuela Arcuri, Martina Colombari, Elenoire Casalegno, Deborah Sevaggio, Federica Felini, Federica Ridolfi... just some of the fine ass italian showgirls... these girls are all gorgeous and if u think pics of them are hot... them on TV is just uneblievable... you guys should get some pics of these girls too trust me the male population that comes to this site will be very happy
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shes gorgeous
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Yea omg its true about those italian girls on TV i remember when my family went to italy my brother was like hooked to the TV hahaha. theyre gorgeous those italian women. and its funny cause almost all of them end up marrying an italian football player or at least going out with one. so they end up having damn good looking babies.
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damn. im like mesmerized by these photos. shes fricken so sexy, .. but obviously, shes italian so it was expected ;) seriously tho shes amazing looking
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she is absolutely beautiful... and lol i loved the translation
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my new favourite woman! wow
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This chick looks like a young Cindy Crawford...minus the mole...I take it that she's really dumb (tattoo's on arm) so that combined with the model lookalike give this girl an A-....
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Hmm, an italian fox.
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another sexy italian girl. :)
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italians girls are hot. Jet black hair and shiny, dark skin. very nice.
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yea those girls Mike mentioned up there are all SMOKIN hot girls on italian television you guys REALLY should post them. it'd definitely be the highlight of my week. hahaha. Canalis is gorgeous and so are almost all italian women. great post bastardly.
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also... hoooooooooolllllllly shhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiit elisabetta is unbelievable
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"Yea omg its true about those italian girls on TV i remember when my family went to italy my brother was like hooked to the TV hahaha. theyre gorgeous those italian women. and its funny cause almost all of them end up marrying an italian football player or at least going out with one. so they end up having damn good looking babies."
Those Italian women are gold digging hoes. A lot of those Italian players are ugly bastards. Totti is a greasy shit and people are supposed to believe that his other half is with him genuinely??? I dont think so.
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wiseman see thats ur opinion... but a lot of women in the world believe that Totti is sooo sexy... and their team is damn hot... and u cant say italian women are golddigging hoes any more than any other women in the world... a lot of women are golddiggers it doenst matter what nationality they are... its just the way it is... and u dont think some decent looking guys dont go out with some not so good looking girls that are whores just to get action??? or guys dont go out with rich girls for their money??? ... it happens everywhere and with every sex so i dont know what ur talkin about
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Well said ^^^ thats so true
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another gorgeous italian woman. wow. shes extremely beautiful.
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is it weird that i keep coming back here to look at these pictures... hahaha
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post more sexy italian showgirls!!!!! wtf is wrong with you guys theyre sooo hot
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looks like a man
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GODDESSSSSS!
http://members.xoom.alice.it/_XOOM/canalis2003/nuova_pagina_2.htm
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Lord have mercy, this woman is hotter than July.
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She looks like a man picture her in a mans hair style.
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Since you guys like hot Italian Look, i strongly suggest to search and to add " Manuela Arcuri " and Venezuellan chick Aida Yespica.
Elisabetta is gorgeous for sure but her skin is not that dark but still she is brunette.
Anyway.. :)
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orclaorm
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She's so hot I would let her shit on my face! mmmmm......
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she has no appeal to me and she seems very photoshopped, there're a lot of more beautiful italian women, such as manuela arcuri and giogia palmas.
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she's brunette so of course she's hot..
seriously.....she looks good overall but a bit manly in some shots. the pictures where she's not smiling she resembles posh, though she's still prettier than posh...
not digging the tats
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Did you know that all italian primary medics are chosen by politics? it's all a mafia and this woman is shit!
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