Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton has a Turquoise Blankie
Thursday, August 31st, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
- Scarlett Johansson And Her Latest F.A.D.D*
- James Jagger Turns 18---ooo-la-la!
- Jessica Biel Leaves Her Yoga Class
- They Better Make Her Ass Pay Taxes!
- Footage from the new Transformers flick
- Beyonce Has Nipples
- When Did Pink Turn Into A Lady?
- Beyonce Nipple Slip... Well, Almost
- Trump To Carolyn Kepcher: "You're Fired!"
- Hilary Duff being adorable, again
- Rockstar Supernova Winner Revealed! Well Maybe...
- Jessica Simpson admits her lips are fake
- There's another Adriana in town...[Direct Link to photo]
- Keira Knightley Has Many Talents
- A Nonsensical Must-Read
- Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application
- Orlando Bloom Snubs David Hasselhoff
- Jessica Simpson Gives Her Voice A Rest But Not Her Mouth
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weird, her face is a natural color!
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she makes me sick!!
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SHE IS SUCH A FUNNY LOOKIN' CRITTA...
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I'd fuck her, but I'd double wrap it and short stroke it.
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Dare I say those horrible huge-ass sunglasses are covering up her lazy eye and making her nose look shorter... She looks hot.
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i thought george burns was dead
maybe Paris is going to do a movie with him
Oh God! That's good head!
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I cant wait for her to be a mother cause she will definitely teach her kids how to give good blowjobs
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love bites and the thumb bruises on her upper arms? yeah, she's not having sex....
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she looks like she's just had a rough nite of sex...notice the love bites...paris this is why tutlenecks were invented..
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jj:that's not a love bite...that's where the belt around her neck was tight...
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About Posh Spice's nonsensical blab. She said she remembers her mom teaching her to never wear horizontal stripes and yet in the pics BOTH of her fucking kids are wearing horizontal stripes. What a whore and a bad mother!
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