Bastardly Remembers...Luiciana Salazar @ The 2003 MTV VMAs Latin America
Thursday, August 31st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
As you people know, the 2006 MTV VMAs are tonight. Will they suck ass like the Emmys? We didn't really watch any of th Emmys, but from the photos we've seen, it looked like it sucked ass (and as for that lame ass nipple slip, all I gotta say is that our standards have dropped real low---reeeal low).
Anyway, we have all our fingers & toes double crossed for a wardrobe malfunction along these juicy lines...
Enjoy a few more snaps of Luiciana Salazar. below More info about her over here.
she's a hag but the boobies rock!!!!
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SHE IS A SUPER MODEL? HOW ABOUT A SUPER PROSTITUTE!
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The only reason this chick is famous is because she was banging Luis Miguel (the Mexican Tom Jones/ Wayne Newton) and she would appear on Argentine gameshows wearing nothing but thongs and pasties. Haven't seen her in anything lately.
Not a model, really, more like a glorified stripper.
It's all about Miami cable - you get all the crazy South American TV networks - that stuff is positively NC-17 with all the blazing T&A they show.
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thanks for the knowledge dr. :)
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Umm - where's the brown bag? Bring back the BLOTD!!!
This used to be such a great site.
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senin.... :)
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Hey glimmer - notice how the visits to this sire are waning?
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Are all Luisianas whores?
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dude, i totally thought that was sharon stone at first.....should i hang my head in shame? ;)
senin that was hilarious! i agree, BLOTD come back!!! :)
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YJJ - yes, please hang your head - then put on your glasses. BLOTD was always a great bashing - always heated up the threads.
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don't give up on us /this site senin.don't give up because you can't give away and visit less.. :(
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Her nose looks like she lost to Rocky in the 5th.
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yeah, senin!! stay!!! your so great and your comments always make me laugh!!!
plus, in MY opinion, no other blog is as cool or as good as this one
just my opinion... ;)
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this chick is fuzzy like a peach...and page 5 sums it all up...she is an evil whore who only cares for the camera...another chick who's going to be at the Bunny Ranch....
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THIS WOMAN IS A CHEAP NASTY SLUT.
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Hate the eye make up, she is about a 7 on the dimmer scale, in severely low light she probably looks great. She was probably a knock out before electricity. Anyone got a votive?
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Don't worry I'll always b here!! I love this site, it's the shiznit!! Bastardly rocks!! N i pimp my bastardly-tee as much as i can!!! Free advertising!! Don't forget to buy your bastardly tee's.....over here!! ( insert hyper-link Jackson/ moe ) !!! As for this chick, i've never heard of her, but i wish i got south american game show channels!! that would rock, and that's about the best side-boob shot i've ever seen!!
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too many i've-no-idea-who-they-are chicks...sigh...
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to Tuxman:
Satellite TV is one of the greatest inventions of all time. Look into it and you too can have all the crazy South American TV you want.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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she reminds me of STDS, bloody plastic surgery scene, herpes gotta mention again, dumb blonde.......
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A bleach job and fake tits. How original. I'd hit it, but it would be a hate fuck.
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Hey Guys,
You are searching and coming up with the wrong material. Search for Pampita and then you will see............
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DIego violating her would be hot
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DOOM must be talking about "petardos" and " Rompeportones" the argentine sketch comedy show... so much ass and titties its not even funny. but if you speak spanish it actually is funny.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0366084/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5leYNqLbI
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Whoops - "site".
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to DOOM:
you must be talking about "rompeportones" an argentine sketch comedy show with a bunch a scantily clad honey dips. If you understand spanish its actually really funny. but if you don't you can always just check out the girls.
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haha.
great video, man.
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