Rihanna wants you to watch the 2006 MTV VMAs!



Notice how all these pictures were taken from an angle as to not get a dead on shot of Rihanna's fivehead, am I not correct? Hot nonetheless, though.

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she's cute but i cant stand her music..her voice being all high nasal shit...blehhh...

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:15pm
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She's still fine, but hit it before her legs are as big around as an elephant's! And what's up with those trannie school girls on pg 6?!! Coulda done without a picture of them! Rhianna, one hit, then get the hell out of my bed!! Whammm, BAMMM!!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:20pm
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You could hide a mango up her nose.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:59pm
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a booty like hers....damn ..just wanna spank tat ass

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 3:13pm
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no wonder Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce...they look identical, other than the fact that Rihiana's forehead starts where most people's neck start...

But then again, when all females are bent over, they all look the same....

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 3:41pm
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that not a forehead, that is a SEVENhead, you could land the space shuttle on that thing.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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ITS FLIPPER THE DOLPHIN!!!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 4:14pm
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I'm sorry but...her forhead is fine. It looks very normal-sized, compared to the other features on her face. Her forhead sure is smaller than Angelina Jolie's and looks tiiiiinyyyyy compared to Christina Ricci's. But her legs are getting really fatter than the rest of her body and that doesn't look flattering at all.
Other than that she's a pretty girl with an annoying voice.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 5:19pm
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Man how nice does that titty look in picture #7? I might have to make a B-line to the restroom before work gets out...

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 5:46pm
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This chick looks "so poor and so black"...she reminds me of Hurricane Katrina...destroying everything in her wake...I hope she falls off the radar soon...

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 5:57pm
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shes hot !!!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 6:12pm
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DK you are a racist ass motherfucker. stupid trick ass bastard.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 6:27pm
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This girl is sooo Tyra Banks on Down's Syndrome

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 6:43pm
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hell damn! shes pretty damn hot!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 7:17pm
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She's beautiful. I'd totally go lesbian for her although she's a little young and fresh.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 7:39pm
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Remember "Club Paradise" w/ Robin Williams & Peter O'Toole? Remember Jimmy Cliff singing "Yellowbird" to the tourists? That's what I think of everytime I hear this silly bitch singing out of her nose.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 10:00pm
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whoever says her forehead is small compared to angie and christina.maybe ur forehead is huge too,cuz its surely blocking ur vision.her hairstyle is covering like,60% of that mountain.

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 10:19pm
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The forehead is fine.
I wonder if she'll Jacksonize her nose?

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:51pm
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the girl is fine i like the thick thighs in the tiny body and the fivehead is cute as fuck, speaking of fucking , with that voice i'd liove to hear the sounds she makes when she's doing it. i hate beyonce

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006 @ 2:58am
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Oh look it's miss Beyonce wannabe with the five head.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 4:29am
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what is this chick like 14 years old ?
and already probably a buck fifity
she is heading for tyra banks territory
Lane Bryant here comes Rhianna

Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 11:55pm
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