Bastardly Fashion Ratings: Christina Aguilera @ 2006 MTV VMAs
Friday, September 1st, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

Today's Bastardly Morning Report covers the hottest links w/ VMAs related stuff. Enjoy!
- Emmanuelle Chriqui should've been @ the VMAs! [GorrillaMask.net]
- 2006 MTV Video Music Awards Successes [HollywoodTuna]
- The photos that Tuna didn't have, check here. [Egotastic]
- Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl Joined the VMA Pre-Partying Fun [A Socialite's Life]
- Live Bloggin the VMAs by the Drunken Stepfather. Truly hilarious if you have the time. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Lots of great entertainment links [Cosmic Tribune]
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I've seen her look better. The hair is freaky - check out her part - looks like someone spray painted it white. She's got a killer bod - but you can't tell in that dress.
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Christina, I don't like your new CD and I fuckin' hate the way you dress and style yourself. It's 2006. Get with it. You looked so hot when you released your first CD.
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It's not a bad dress. It shimmers and clings in all the right places and she wears it well - just that it's too glittery and weighed down by all those sequined ornaments..
And yeah..Xtina, lose the bleach bottle already. Marilyn Monroe act overkill..BASTA!
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her false eyelashes look like their about to come off on her right eye
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The necklace is too much. She looks....I don't know........wrong.
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Dear Christina,
Stop with the old Hollywood glamour schtick.
It's cute on ScarJo....but not on you.
Thanks.
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Simply stunning!
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Of course, on this site, most will hate. They know she's hot so they pick on stupid things like eye-lashes. It more amusing to read the reposnes of the haters than the funny comments on sume of the pictures.
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What's that bullseye tat say?
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I think the problem is that the dress is 2 years too late...it doesn't fit today’s wardrobe...she is short and chunky and from the looks of her mom she's gonna be one big bitch...that dude she's married to will probably leave her in the near future and she can grow old knowing that nieces and nephews will be laughing at the ugly tattoo on auntie Tina's wide ass...
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I think she is beautiful. She just wears too much makeup.
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Christina, Christina...I love her personality but I hate her look so much..her face can't pull off all that make-up, it just emphasizes that she's not pretty, she looks like a clown..her body is great, but she wears ridiculous costumes that aren't flattering. And her hair is so, so gross. SO gross. I can't imagine going around in public with that peroxide-white brillo pad glued to my head. Why can't celebrities like Britney and Christina have pretty hair?! Britney with the jet black scraggily "witch wig" and Christina with the dry, smelly-looking "old lady Monroe" wig..ew. I could find better hair for sale at Goodwill
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By the way, the new tits look nice.
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She gets skinnier and skinnier, but her boobs get bigger and bigger.
Can you say BOOB JOB?
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too much make-up...full stop (but fuckable lol)
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My skin is breaking out just looking at the amount of makeup she has caked on. Ugh.
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DonkeyCock, are you kidding me? She's tiny! One of the people who started this crazy, anorexia-is-beautiful fad.
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loose the fucking make up, i'd rather see your flaws...
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Yeah I hate her new look too. Her hair looks almost white and her makeup makes her look cheap. She's looked much better before.
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the dress is pretty cool
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I bet Christina looks like a see through ghost without all that damn make up on!
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i wasn't sure if her breasts were real or fake but when she wears a dress like that, i can say they really look fake. she has a huge gap between them.
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well-publicised fact that she's had a boobjob...but even without that knowlege it's pretty obvious she's had work done
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I like her a lot but she kinda look's like Marilyn Manson to me.
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How about she looks fabulous in that dress, classier than anyone there, and those that think otherwise are either utterly self-conscious or just another ugly lesbian.
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much more sexier, when she had a thong up her ass and wore chaps. her boner appeal is at a -4 right now.
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Look to all u christina haters leave her alone.She looks stunning.When she dresses in short tight clothing slut she wears nice beautiful clothing u all are still bashing her.Look why don`t u try paying attention to her incredibly talented voice.Her new album is simply amazing and she got a song for all u people who are hatin n her its called"here to stay" by now u all shouldn`t waste your time degrading her because she really don`t care,Go buy the fucking cd and listen to the song and hopefully that would shut u up.last but not least she don`t have any eating disorder if u look at pics while she was growing up u would c she has a small built frame and people her boobs are not fake, get over yourself
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if you think thats bad check out this one
http://nude-celebs-4-free.net/pics/ChristinaAguilera0385/ChristinaAguile...
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i for one would love to say that YAY! Christina Aguilera is growing back her eyebrows
she use to do it the mexican style drawing it in .. (if your offended by what i said the mexicans down her in SD. MOST OF THEM shave off their brows and just write them in with eye liner or eye brow liner.
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fuck you all!!!
I think Aguilera looks pretty all the time!!!! all the girls are just envious! and the guys are pissed because they cant have her! Don't you all try to deny the truth! How many of the girls writin here looks anything like her? haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! none of you guys! you guys probably look like a ugly rat sitting infront of the computer typing with a belly infront! ugly people try to be nice to pretty people!
Thankyou:)
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She has a weird nose and chin. I think it should be illegal to be that orange.
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Ok So Fuck You Hating On Christina... Personally I Think Her New Look Is AMAZINGLY GORGOUS... She Can Pull Off That Bleach Blonde Look n Her Eyebrows Look Fine Some People Just Dont Have a "normal Color" For Their Eyebrows And She Dont Look "Mexican".. Ne ways The Jewlry Might Be A Little Much But That Can Be Changed.. People Need To Stop Complaning That Her Boobs Are Fake Where Im From No One Gives a Fuck If You Have Fake Tits Most Guys Think Its Better To Have Big Tits Then Smallll Ass Little Ones So Stop Hatin Cuz You GuysCant Afford Fake Tits, That Dress Or To Get Your Hair and Done By A Prefessional!! :)
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i hate that clown makeup.
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Way too much makeup.
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