Brooke Hogan Attacks 2006 MTV VMAs w/ Daddy Hulk Hogan
Friday, September 1st, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I know most of you will shoot me down on this one, but Brooke actually looks good in these---for a middle aged prostitute (which isn't really a insult from a Bastardly.com perspective). There's still no way in hell I'd let my daughter step out of the house looking like a prostitute, but then again, if Daddy Hulk is by your side, I don't think anyone in their right mind will try anything stupid.
Here are more of Brooke doing her generic poses...
























That square chin of hers just does her whole face in. Although I'd fuck her. After I kicked daddy Hulk's ass.
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What's with the diamond encrusted italian horn? Did she borrow it from Daddy?
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her bra matches her dress
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daddy's finger is just inches away from her snatch..sick mofo..
she's as overly oranged as her old man
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p.s. she looks like my grandmother, which terrifies me.
i wonder if daddy knows he payed for that boob job?
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Hulk is the man, and so is Brooke.
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It looks like she's shedding to me...
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She needs a new look.
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i'm supprised Ice-T doesn't have this bitch in his stable
she looks like co-co jr
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wait. and she is suuposedly 17?
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The relationship between Jessica Simpson and her dad should not be judged by those not close to it...oh this isn't Jess and Daddy...well ditto...i think! ENOUGH!!!
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wow...so ugly and old-looking. and that white hair is a joke.
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i dont know, brroke, seh is alright i guess, but she is no great beauty by any standard. she needs to lose weight. and her face is very squared and her face is plain with just a ton of makeup on to help her, would not kick her out of bed, but there are way better natural looking women out there. if you want to show a good looking blonde, show charlize theron, oh thats right, she is an actual "A" lsiter who does not need to show up to this crap.
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in pic 3 and 8 her face dont look that good. from far away or if her hair is covering up most of her face, she looks doable. damn, she got some big old thick huge thighs, them thighs got some meat on em. she needs to hit the gym.
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why does he alway point @ her like that, like he is trying to tell us that "hey brotha, my daughter is the most gorgeous stunning beautiful creature to have ever walked the face of the earth!"
Nope sorry to have to break this to you hulkster, SHE'S NOT!!! not by a long shot.
she is built like you, she looks like you, she has an ass for a chin, she has a huge funny shaped round head, she has a man jaw, she has no top lip, and she has hammerhead eyes, (space too far apart) that was an observation someone else said that i would have to agree with. she looks ok here, but she aint all that and a bag of chips Hulk.
Sorry to tell you this, but your wife Linda did not give birth to a daughter that looks like how Grace Kelly looked at Brookes age, ok.?? she gave birth to a daughter that wound up looking like........well, Brooke. And that aint all that great to be wanting to point her out to everyone to ridicule. I bet Grace Kelly was never ridiculed for her looks growing up like brooke is ROUTINELY. something to think about "brotha.".
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Hammerhead eyes!!! Amy, you're killing me...i don't know exactly why I find that phrase so damn funny, but it's true!!
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That's the hottest tranny I've ever seen.
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Hulk is in great shape!
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I bet she bought her outfit from Husstler on Sunset Boulevard...HAHA!
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i dont understand how can she wear such short skirts with those fat gigantic ugly legs ?! but besides that she looks good.
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I think the only reason Hulk goes to these things is to get his daughter in.
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jj
daddy’s finger is just inches away from her snatch..sick mofo..
she’s as overly oranged as her old man
BWWWWAAAhahahahahaha!!!! that was awesome :)
ok, im going to say this, and PLEASE no one yell at me, but i think brooke is pretty! she does have a great bod, and i saw her music vid when i was working out a few months ago, and you know what? (lip synching or not) she has a really cute, sweet voice!
ok, im done, PLEASE no one attack me!!!
but her dad, yeah, hes remiding me of whats his face.......daddy simpson, the way hes pointing to her tits like there all his.... yyyeeeettchh!!!
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musicwhore
p.s. she looks like my grandmother, which terrifies me.
i wonder if daddy knows he payed for that boob job?
ya THINK????!!!!! i did watch "hogan knows best" ( yes im a reality show nerd!! ) and he shelters her like shes fucking 5 years old!!! these pics....i dont know, it makes me confused!!!! does he WANT her to look like a sexy drag queen or a 18 year old? hmmm, as linda ritchman would say, "disCUSS!" !!! :)
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your just jealous, i hope no one attacks you. even though i disagree with you like a lot of people do on the fact that you think she looks pretty, that is fine and it is your opinion and you are entitled to it.
i think she is too fat and her legs are to big to be wearing that mini-dress. my legs are half her size, as is the rest of me, and i would not wear that dress that short for all the tea in China. Brooke Hogans face to me is not pretty, she has pro makeup and hair, and that always helps, but w/out it, she is verges on homeliness. Brooke is an ugly bird with pretty feathers.
I work as a secretary in an all girls catholic highschool, and let me tell you, i see so many girls from year to year on a daily basis that are naturally so pretty, (it is an all girls school, so a lot of girls rarely bother to wear makeup) and brooke would not want to be in the same room with for fear of being compared.
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ok she has most certainly had some rhinoplasty done, here is an old, just as ugly pic of her from several years back, she is still fat, she is still ugly, she is still trannyish, but her nose is bigger and a wider. she think she is some kind of beautiuful goddess sex kitten i guess, when really she is just an ugly fugly flabby fat pig.
http://www.celebritypictureshow.com/img/brookehogan.jpg
copy and paste if you need to. I don't know if a link will work from this site, i have never done this before.
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yeaaa it worked, anyway have a good weekend all, taking my babies, well my now teenage "babies," anyway to the movies and out for a bite to eat after.
I am so glad my 14 year old daughter does not look like brooke or is built like her. she is petite thank god and very pretty. no trannyish genes in this household.
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she dont be ugly. ya know i fuck da white skinned ladyes befo but she kinda cool.
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She's just another bottle blonde with a nasty chin her steriod junkie dad gave her. She's nothing worth looking at, since she probably has an overinflated ego to go with it all.
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hey jamal, please learn to speak English on the site ok? it is great to express your views and all, thats cool, but you sound like an idiot fool. you don't have to have perfect grammar and spelling, (it's the internet, no big deal) but it should not read like ghetto talk. Good luck in life if you speak the way you write. Have fun in prison someday "nigga."
as for you nina, i looked at the link, and i agree. I though her nose looked
different. she definately had a nose job. How old is brooke -17? Is'nt she a little young
to start getting plastic surgery already? I mean her mom has, her mom has huge fake tits, and there is not telling how plastic linda's face is, but brooke is still young.
She is not ugly, but brooke suffers from the delusion that she is somehow very beautiful, and she just is not. Look at her come hither pose on the link, she really thinks she is the next Angelin Jolie or something. Oh well, nose job or not, she still is not as attractive as she gives herself credit for in her own delusional mind.
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damn nina... that picture is ridiculously ugly
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#33. # Raulie
"you don’t have to have perfect grammar and spelling, (it’s the internet, no big deal) but it should not read like ghetto talk. Good luck in life if you speak the way you write."
haha
hilarious.
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nina, that shit was funny!!!! thanks for not attacking me, but then again, you seem sweet, so i really thank you for saying im entitled to my opinion, i cant STAND it when someones like, "oh your so dumb for thinking that.... blah blah" but i respect everyones opinion ( except ashtray/bobby/whatever) in here anyway. hey at least shes not starving herself, right? do guys actually LIKE a pin-thin girl like nicole richie? as linda richman would say "....DISCUSS!!" ;)
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Instead of buying brooke new tits and a new nose, hulk should have just bought her a thighmaster instead......or lipo or something, damn she has got some gigantic thighs.
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Ok...if you tards would look at her fathers fuckin hair color, you would see that Brookes is not dyed...not to mention that she is like 5 foot 11...she CANNOT weigh less, she would look like a walking fuckin skeleton! On the flip side however, her father needs to stop her from dressing like a britney (gag)spears wannabe, and the fuckin makeup needs to be toned WAYYYYYYYYYYY the fuck down...underneath all that crap she actually looks good. As for those of you calling her fat....post your own fuckin pic and prove you arent even fatter you fuckin cum guzzling cunts
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SHe looks fatter than Beyonce in the forst picture
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hey evil, fuck you, i am bigger than brooke, cause i am a GUY. I am taller and weigh more than her like i should. But i can honestly say i dont know one woman who is as big and beefy as this chick is. if you think her hair color is natural than you are a fuckin down syndrome baby or something. You can freakin look at it and tell it's not real, no one in the family has real hair color, her mom is an old peroxide loving fat whore, and her pussy bleached brothers ass i could fuckin kick his ass in a secound. Brookes ass, i dont know, she is a beefy ugly chick. And the only thing natural on her is her fat ass & man jaw.
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maybe he boned his wife after a heavy steriod dose...i dated some bitches with a cleft nose or a cleft chin...they were never this manly.
down wind of em', is B.O. city.
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UGLY BITCH GOT A NOSE JOB, NOW IF SHE COULD GET A WHOLE FACE TRANSPLANT AND A THIGH/ASS TRANSPLANT WE'D BE TALKING..
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some serious air brushin and photoshop took place on this chicks fug mug, she will always be a male wolfe in sheeps clothing.
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Wah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, hah, I completely agree with Amy. Hulk Hogan thinks he has a hot beautiful daughter but he doesn't. He has a transvestite for a daughter I think its cute that he's so overprotective. But Shit his daughter is preety damn ugly! Be thankful any man would want to sleeep with her.
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ya i completely agree with amy too. hulk is wearing rose colored glasses constantly when he looks at this shebeast.
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#42" Alex the knob gobbling mongoloid" maybe your problem is that Brooke gets more cock than you do. Fags usually tend to be severely jealous of trannies. (dressed like this Brooke looks just like one ffs). Or maybe you are pissy because she doesnt have to sit at home on her moms computer and act like a fuckin badass on the internet? Internet badasses always make me laugh cuz when you find them in real life they are ALWAYS little jealous cornhole riders sitting at home with their mommies taking potshots at people that have more interesting lives. Must suck to be such a "in the closet hating yourself ass clown". Tell your mom i said to get her fat ass back to slobbing my fuckin knob like the good little piggie cunt she is.
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Gorgeous... grrrrowwwwllllllll.....
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she looks like a tranny !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus she is fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I absolutely cannot stand her! She cannot sing and she does look like tranny of the year....did anyone watch the episode where they were in key west and they were at a tranny show? Brooke shoulda been the main event!
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she has some killer legs..
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I agree with some of the posters she does look old for her age. I am 35 yrs old female, and I dont think Brooke looks much younger than me!!! In my opinion she wears way too much makeup, her hair is too blonde and her clothes are too skimpy for her frame. She just looks like she is trying to hard or her stylist is trying to make her look like one of the girls that lives at teh Playboy mansion. She does not look fresh, like a teen should look, she looks hard, not soft...in her face I mean she looks like she has had a tough life, but its probably just the makeup? I think she is a sweet kid though, just she wears alot of makeup like her mom, it just does not look right to me.
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major fug, too fuckin big, she could split bricks with those huge ass thunder thighs of hers!
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to overdone, nothing natural about her, she looks like she is trying too hard to hard.
looks a little on the manly side to me, and her chin is too big.
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Hogan is a sick ass pervert for prancing his own daughter around half dressed and pointing at her wares. What the hell kind of family is this...incest tendancies much? Plus Brook looks like a total 30 year old porn star. She has nothing hollywood about her at all, she looks like she does gang bangs in the seediest of porn locations while daddy dearest watches with pride.
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Just wipe off the greese and you'll have a sexy lookin man.
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well i think that brooke is a beautiful girl and that all of you guys and girls are jealous of her.
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oh please
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What does a woman have to be jealous of with this dog--what? that butch hogans thighs can break bricks and theirs cant, that her too big chin/jawline looks like an ass and should be on dude - maybe it is. That her lips are pencil thin, that she is huge. that her face is round like the moon? that she looks like a tranny?
nope, when she starts to look like say for instance, Charlize Theron, or the 20/21 year old chick that waits on me at my bank who is friggin hotttt, than you stupid ass self can say women would be jealous and guys like me secrectly want her. But hell ya id fuck her, does not mean i think she is hot or beautiful, any guy will tell a girl they look good to ge a little, but secrectly closing his eyes or thinkin of a chick that turns him on while the tranny chicks like brrooke hogan bob their knob. She looks way too much like the hulkster to ever be beautiful, and if daddy was not a wrestler, she would not get a secound look on the street except for her size. She does look better in these pics than most others, touched up a lot im sure.
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too much damn make up, slow it down woman!! you're too young to wear all that crap. hell not even my mom uses that quantity of make up, and she is 50!!!
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i think that all of you who said something stupid about brooke is just jealous of her cause she looks so good and that you are just ugly as hell, i like her !!
and i don't think she is ugly at all !!
just let her live her life and all you morrons live you own life, OK??
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y2k your ass is beyond jealous, because she doesn't have to work at burger king or jack- in the box serving 99cent tacos just so you can afford a limo to your prom,
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what fuckin retards are callin her fat??!!i bet shes way more toned, worked out, and fitter than anyone whos callin her ''fat''.what the fuck like,so u cant see her ribs, or her collar bone isnt visible and her arms arent like twigs, so what, shes healthy and fit, and if i could work out as much as her and look like that id be fuckin happy.
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you're all a bunch of fucking queers! This bitch is hot!
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i would fuck brooke so hard!
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man-faced...nice bod
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Isn't that awkward for him to keep inadvertantly glancing at her rack, then mentally pounding himself on the head to remember not to look anywhere but at the center of her forehead? And I couldn't have my boobs hanging out in front of my dad, that would be too embarrassing.
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oh ya, and how much did you pay for her nose job. it used to be a lot wider, not a noticeable rhinl ala ashlees, but it is either good makeup, or she had it done.
go get some botox for thos lips brooke.
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I'm suprised dad is letting her walk around like this at her age though. I'm sure she's got a level head and all .. but still.
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brooke is not that ugly lol
ofcourse shes going to think she is beautifull for god's sake
shes a celebrety.. and everybody probably .. is soo fucking nice to her.. and tells her nice things. to make her actually belive it. Her voice kindda sucks.. she sings with her tongue lol.. thats the only problem. But If i was in her place .. I will wanna be a singer too .. I mean wtfffffff lolz if she has money .. why not? being ugly is temporary for her.. since shes gonna have so much moneyyyyyyyyyy
I mean shes real.. I saw her on the hogan show.. she had something in her bra.. to make her boobs look bigger.. and she actualy took it out.. and diidnt care everybody watched it . Shes ok
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on page 4 you can see her penis poking out of her dress.
some of you probably looked to page four.
which leads us to the conclusion that she is widely considered a man.
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she looks really manly
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I think she is awesome! Then again she looks like one of my flings :)
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