Daddy Simpson whores out Jessica @ 2006 MTV VMAs
Friday, September 1st, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

This dude seriously creeps the shit out of me. Nonetheless, Jessica didn't look all that terrible... wonder what the winning bid was?
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There should be a caption that reads: "daddy lets me sit on his lap nude"...that would have been totaly perfect.
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The sick fuck probably rubs one out thinking of his daughters every night. Jessica is ready to really whore out now, with her new manufactured look.
Does anyone even know Jessica's music? To me, she's only famous from her Newlyweds show...being a dumb blonde.
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well papi i think her cd just hit stores or whatever tuesday.but yeah at this point she's *more* well known for the tv show thing...
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jessica looked so much better a few years ago, she is getting uglier and uglier at every passing year, she was a fine little doll when she firs came out. Can't say the same for her sister, her sister was the one born ugly, and now her sister looks better than she does with the help of modern medical science ofcourse.
well atleast jessica used to be pretty, which is more than most people can say, most of us were never pretty to begin with. Brooke hogan come to mind on that.
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does jessica eyes in some of these pics freak anyone out ???
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She looks hot!
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Glimmer:
I'm with you - looks like she's on something. Maybe Daddy slipped her a mickey so he could have his way with her after the show.
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I would donate another rumpled foreskin to fuck her though.
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jessica does look good there...surprisingly...if girls look good with their dad's hands all over them.
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senin..or maybe be gave her something.so she wouldn't object to that nights 'bidding'....insert evil laugh... :)
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lay off the collagen
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This guy looks like he could go the same route as that freak they just busted in Nevada for pawning off underage girls to old perverts. And look at her Stepford "yes, Daddy" vacant look on her face. There's a special room in Hell reserved for this guy (and that other creepy lip-synching daughter of his.)
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whomever in 'hell' would likely take daddy simpson's money/ give him special treatments and no punishment....
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and flaxbread love the stepford thing !!! :)
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You'd have a vacant look on your face if you just blew your Daddy.
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*ha ha ha ha ha* :)
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PERV!
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What's your point, Dookie?
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This is the best I have seen her in a long time, she is staring to get back into my top 10.
A little meat on her looks great
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refrigerator syndrome in pic 2..that dress definitely doesn't flatter anything except her boobs. I used to think she was really pretty but her face is so weird now. Like you would glance at her and think she's pretty, but don't look too close! Ashlee's always had the gorgeous eyes. But neither of them are attractive enough to be famous on looks alone.. and they both have THE MOST OBNOXIOUS SINGING VOICES I have ever heard, Im not kidding. I'd rather listen to Kevin Federline!
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Ugly as usual.
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You know Nick Legay said on their wedding night, "WTF!!! You said you were staying a virgin until marriage to me?!?" And Jessica said, "Well, you know I always told you I was Daddy's girl." So Nick played along until their MTV show was cancelled, then dumped her incestual ass for a hot "normal" girl, Vanessa Minnillo. But Nick Legay is still a tool!!
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there are a lot of girls who make hot/cute girls but don't make beautiful women. at 25/26 she is just proving to be someone whose peak was right around 18/19. it's not uncommon, but still unfortunate. she will look completely common by 30.
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My god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She truly is the hottest, sexiest and most beautiful woman ever!!!!!
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loving the bunny rabbit shot on page 5
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she totally looks like a line backer in that dress.....which is bad because shes got a great body..... ugh, her dad makes me wince with disgust
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YJJ...that dress is just bad for her current form. it makes her look like either a muscley linebacker or a stocky wrestler...she needs to lay off the steroid junk her daddy is handing her..just take his jizz....girl is gonna choke on his cock one of these days..k..im bad...
but with her being short a mere gain of 5lbs shows whereas on a tall frame it'd be nicely distributed. bitch doesn't have that advantage. and please put back your extensions Jess..wtf did ken pave do? she looks kinda bald without that mob of fake hair.
she's just irritating to me - her music, the way she "sings" her face distorted like a dog in heat, those stupid facial expressions she makes everytime she poses, the way she dresses like a 2 dollar hooker..ugh...without Nick she's going downhill...fast.
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she's usually cute enough, but here she looks stocky and hyptnotized.
when she dressed down, while doing newlyweds, she was beautiful.
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to me ,Jessica Simpson is a very pretty girl
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haha
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Her overpublicized marriage was really her shining moment but now her sister is cuter, her friend is dating her ex-husband, nobody wants to eat her pizza bites anymore, she's lost her voice.... John Mayer to the rescue?
her sister's music is at least tolerable (barely!). Hers is more like straining gaggle, mostly lifted from others. my ears hurt
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after she came out with the comment about pumping up her lips I have been looking at them more...and in this set of pics they really look deformed...I think she's getting thick...maybe from sitting at home all day not having Nick making up healthy foods...but she's got a one way ticket to the D-list...and no stops in between
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I HOPE JESSICA GETS GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE JESSICA DIES FROM AIDS FOR BEING A SLUT. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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