James Blunt taunts The Bastardly @ 2006 MTV VMAs
Friday, September 1st, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Damn you James Blunt. Damn. You. As I hit the Publish button he's probably on round 7 of sex with Petra Nemcova.
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James Blunt is probably nibbling on the only award of 2006 he really cares about...Petra Nemcova's naked body!
damn you, James Blunt, you whorebagsonofabichbastardfullofsappylyricsmotherfucker!!!
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Good to see at least someone brought the thunder to the VMAs this year.
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LOL Didn't anyone see her kiss him after he got the award? LOL I don't think she likes his sloppy dirty british ass. I think she's in it for famous..i mean come on look at him....damn cave man.
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Petra's legs look permanently spread. Now that the awards are done, he'll pay her the final installment per their agreement, and James will scamper off with Lance Bass. Petra will take off with Victwhoria Slitstick's hubby, and I'll be here awaiting physical therapy for my carpal tunnel.
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I. HATE. THIS. FOOL.
LUCKY SON OF A BITCH
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What is that thing on Petra's head? And why does she have chipmunk cheeks?
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head thing: kinky sex toy when the lights dim down
chipmunk cheeks: the more to nibble on!
MoeReply to this Comment
Am I the only one who see the big picture here? James Blunt HIRES Petra to be seen with him in public. And this girl aint cheap - look at his shoes!
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shit... petra is a goddess
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His shoes are a major turnoff. ew. Why don't some men understand the need not to look greasy? Ward always looks perfectly dressed and coiffed.
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james blunteeey.........../whoo....petra is sooo hot. .....
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Shouldn't she still be mourning her fiancé? It's only been a year and a half. Fucking slut.
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petra s one of the most heidious models i have ever seen.. she gross. .. and whats wrong with that smile of hers? and those cheesy cheeks
trust me guys.... half of the women look better than her
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I would love to be looking up her skirt in photos 3 and 9.
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She is NOT HOT! her face is not pretty! i mean i dont thing so...I think ADRIANA LIMA is a BEAUTIFUL model! her she is ok....so so face
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[...] After viewing photos of Petra Nemcova w/ swollen cheeks from the VMAs—which we thought were damn cute, mind you—Celebitchy’s thought process turned truly bastardly. [...]
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Mel, Lia Petra is definately hot!!!!!! I bet both of you have never seen her modelling shoot. Adriana Lima is hot n all, but she has a big fish face in some of her photos. Adriana also has horrific teeth. I like Petra much better. Adriana is so overrated.
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Petra's hair piece will come in handy to tie Jimmy boy up and ride her stallion off to the sunset...
they are so in love they even share matching lipstick..
You're beautiful, You're beautiful it's true...
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or maybe it's a strangulation device when she wakes up and sees who's sharing her bed...kidding..
I know she far outweighs him in the beauty department but he must be doing something right...gotta be his sense of humor...it's always key with these "mismatched" couplings
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Just looked all the photos.
DAAAAMN YOU, JAMES BLUNT!! MOTHER FUCKER!
MoeReply to this Comment
Oh, and her jaw is way too wide.
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J.Ho brought plenty of thunder with her genormous jiggly ass..well, her outfit maximised the effect
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If you haven't been watching the trend; she's just with him until he decides that he truly is not heterosexual.
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