Choose One: Five Hotties From Some Random Beauty Pageant
Monday, September 4th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

In line w/ our Bastardly Hooters Bikini Pageant, we bring you our latest installment of "Choose which hot girl in a bikini is the hottest for no particular reason" Contest.
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Uruguay. :)
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All butta, least butta- Uruguay. But, that's probably just because she has caked on a shitload of makeup.
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first and second one are the best...
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first and second...if i had to pick one from them, then spain
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The second one's hot... then Spain's kind of cute. The others are very ugly. Especially miss Uruguay. I don't know if it's just me, but she looks very manly and reminds me of the ugliest Pussycat Doll (the redhead)
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No.2
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yea uruguays the scariest one.... hottest are SECOND and FIRST girls :) spain and i dunno what other country
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i heart #2
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omg argentinas calves. she shouldnt have those. ew.
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Uruguay, definately, she reminds me of Adriana Lima!
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#2
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1
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i dont see why people are saying uruguay... she looks like a man... the other two blonds are gross too... so the First and the Second one are the best
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Uruguay has the best body, butta face though.
Argentina SUCKS big time, she's really ugly and looks old.
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#2, then Uruguay.
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1 and 2
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2!
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The second one looks south asian. Uruguay is a shemale.
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Uruguay :|, omg she's fucking beautiful.
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#2
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#2
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Look at the fat chinese dude on the picture on the 3rd page. I live in China, and believe me: most chinese men look like that.
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Definitely 1 and 2. The others are butt-ugly.
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all of them are ugly
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what is up wih peru's knee?
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the second asian is so dam beautifull even though she has lil personality
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the second one... but i dunno where shes from... shes the best, then comes Spain
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#2
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i agree with Wiseman ! they all very cheap! and i think they look very ugly!
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They all look like cheap sluts who are only good for one thing. They all have the classic dumbshit look.
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I agree with Wiseman % they all look VERY VERY cheap! and UGLY!!!!!!!
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#2 is leryn franco
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Leryn Franco is fine as hell.
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#2 is Paraguay. I think Paraguay or Spain.
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