Choose One: Five Hotties From Some Random Beauty Pageant



In line w/ our Bastardly Hooters Bikini Pageant, we bring you our latest installment of "Choose which hot girl in a bikini is the hottest for no particular reason" Contest.

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Uruguay. :)

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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All butta, least butta- Uruguay. But, that's probably just because she has caked on a shitload of makeup.

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 12:34pm
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first and second one are the best...

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 12:49pm
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first and second...if i had to pick one from them, then spain

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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The second one's hot... then Spain's kind of cute. The others are very ugly. Especially miss Uruguay. I don't know if it's just me, but she looks very manly and reminds me of the ugliest Pussycat Doll (the redhead)

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:21pm
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No.2

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:43pm
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yea uruguays the scariest one.... hottest are SECOND and FIRST girls :) spain and i dunno what other country

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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i heart #2

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:58pm
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omg argentinas calves. she shouldnt have those. ew.

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 2:23pm
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Uruguay, definately, she reminds me of Adriana Lima!

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 3:52pm
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#2

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 4:29pm
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1

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 5:02pm
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i dont see why people are saying uruguay... she looks like a man... the other two blonds are gross too... so the First and the Second one are the best

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 5:08pm
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Uruguay has the best body, butta face though.
Argentina SUCKS big time, she's really ugly and looks old.

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 8:23pm
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#2, then Uruguay.

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 10:21pm
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1 and 2

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 10:59pm
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2!

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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The second one looks south asian. Uruguay is a shemale.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 12:20am
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Uruguay :|, omg she's fucking beautiful.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 3:04am
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#2

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 7:59am
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#2

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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Look at the fat chinese dude on the picture on the 3rd page. I live in China, and believe me: most chinese men look like that.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:11pm
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Definitely 1 and 2. The others are butt-ugly.

Friday, September 15th, 2006 @ 3:45pm
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all of them are ugly

Monday, October 30th, 2006 @ 2:54pm
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what is up wih peru's knee?

Monday, November 27th, 2006 @ 11:04pm
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the second asian is so dam beautifull even though she has lil personality

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:30pm
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the second one... but i dunno where shes from... shes the best, then comes Spain

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 12:25pm
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#2

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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i agree with Wiseman ! they all very cheap! and i think they look very ugly!

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 1:59pm
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They all look like cheap sluts who are only good for one thing. They all have the classic dumbshit look.

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 12:30pm
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I agree with Wiseman % they all look VERY VERY cheap! and UGLY!!!!!!!

Monday, September 4th, 2006 @ 2:00pm
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#2 is leryn franco

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 @ 2:45pm
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Leryn Franco is fine as hell.

Friday, September 5th, 2008 @ 1:08am
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#2 is Paraguay. I think Paraguay or Spain.

Friday, September 5th, 2008 @ 8:42am
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