Vanessa Minillo & Her Boobilicious Assets. Damn You, Nick Lachey!!
Monday, September 4th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Why is it that sometimes this chick looks super hot & tasty and at other times she looks totally out of it? Vanessa, get your act together & keep showing the goodies if you want to extend your stay in the limelight. Ya, we're talkin' about skimpy tops, super short dresses & skirts & non-MILFish hair styles.
W/ that in hand, here are a few more snaps of Vanessa @ some Nick Lachey related event.
Nice rack
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She looks beautiful & sexy here. And her boobs aren't too big or too small..perfect for her body. I like her! Much better then Jessica Simpsons if you ask me.
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shes really ugly and she gas some wird vane thing down her forhead in this pic. yich
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hotter than simpson... definitely
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Just another post to remind the bastardly community, "stop the hating." She is hot.
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She's hot but that's a dumb unflattering top.
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she is def. hotter than jessica and you could tell she has a better personality than jess.
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wearing maternity frock -- maybe she's carrying nick's spawn already..
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Yeah, the dress is ugly! So, Vanessa, take it off. Otherwise this girl is hot, Nick's a tool, yadda, yadda, yadda. Same thing, different day. Get me a picture of Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Alba together on the beach in tiny bikinis, then I'll be hella happy!!
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nasty critter legs. Uglier than crabs otor
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Not that hot here. Still hotter than ugly Simpson...
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Definatley hotter than j.simpson...
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beautiful.
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Nice looking girl. UUUGGGGGLLLLLYYYY dress.
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her face is prettier here than in her VMA/Emmy pics..at least here she looks less lasvegas showgirl-ish
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that dress is fug in a way words can't express.
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Cute but not sexy.
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Most women are hotter than jessica simpson. That is not that hard to pull off Jessica is retarded, stupid, ugly and her breasts dont help her one bit. Plus she's fat now. I dont like neither of these women. This lady is the one who gave Jessica advice on how to break up with nick and then sunk her claws into him. I think she's proven herself to be scum.
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GORGEOUS!
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She's definitely beautiful. Gotta represent the filipina beauties!
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ho are you calling a bitch your the bitch jackass i so tried of you all ready you fkiing'a holeyou better leave my bestfriend alone got that bitch before you go have to answer to me you bimbo minnillo and dumbo Lachey jessica and i are double dating jessica simpson and John Gidding melissa cabot and Luke Danes you can;t tell jessica what do anymore sh;w not yours anymore so backoff already bitch
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bimbo you are a fking sluit shu fkup you mafking ass hole and Dumbo to i relly want you to die for good relly hate you you so much and thatfking ass hole to shutup ypu got dam bitch yto youy wana the same medison just like that dumbo well you got it backoff you better not to jacksonville i dont want tosee you at all dumbo i hate you so much im not giving you nothing all you getting is fking ass bich from me that allyou getting from me bitch one thing from me you fking ass hole mafking ass hole you sre a jackss that ;s at frome me
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She looks like an ugly fucking monkey. Vanessa gorillo
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VANESSA IS A UGLY WHORE. VANESSA IS FUGLY SLUT. VANESSA IS A UGLY BITCH. VANESSA IS A FUGLY CUNT.
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