Bastardly Breaking News! Nicole Richie to star in Return of the Living Dead 6!!!



Would this scare the shit outta you had you had you been in this parking lot late at night? Casting directors are on the phone now contacting Nicole's representation! Looks like she's got a gig for after 'Til Death Do Us Part is replaced by Nick Carter's fucked up reality show on E!

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Christ this woman is seriously beginning to grose me out. Isn't she a few pounds away from being dead already?

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 2:52am
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She looks like a poodle that's been shaved.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 3:33am
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man i really really do feel sorry for her.your can start to see death in her face,just look at the eyes. I really dont feel we should be judging her, she is ill!! but i cant help feeling judgment towards everyone in her life thats failed her so far in recovery terms.It so sad to see this happening ...............i hope she gets help soon........

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 5:06am
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I gotta agree with "L" above. This is no longer funny. She is obviously "sick" with something. Her face is no longer pretty/thin...it is deathly ill/thin...she is going beyond even Mary Kate...it is very sad as I bet she has alot to live for.

Daddy Richie needs to take the power away from her and stick her in an intensive care therapy home environment and not let her out until she has gained at least 30 pounds!

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 7:06am
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force feed the bitch..
or intravenously feed her if they have to...
The sad thing is, she actually thinks she's still fat. distorted view of her body. Classic anorexic case. Even her teeth are bucked out - she probably barfs after every meal. Anorexic and Bulimic. Great! And this is what young girls aspire to..

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 8:34am
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Take her out to pasture

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 9:23am
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BRAINS!!! GIVE ME BRAINS!!!

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 9:54am
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where did her tits go?
she looks like michael jackson from the smooth criminal video with that hat on

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:43am
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Believe it or not, but she's actually bigger than my brother's girlfriend- especially her upper body. She's getting better now, but it doesn't help that people constantly comment on her weight or stare at her- probably the same thing is true for Nicole Richie.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 11:26am
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It's hard to gain weight when you're a fucking tweeker, she is on the pipe again. Look at her, she weighs about 45 lbs. She's gonna dry up & blow away,what a hag.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 12:01pm
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You don't gain much weight smoking the pipe,she's a tweeker. She is fucking scary looking,I think she will just dry up & blow away.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 12:18pm
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Someone needs to commit her to a medical facility, and quick, before this sick girl dies!

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 2:03pm
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personally, i could give two shits if this stupid bitch died. she's not hot, she's not funny, and she looks like fucking jason mewes.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:39pm
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She looks like a victim of a Nazi concentration camp. Why the hell doesn't her dumbass family forcibly hospitalize her? She's obviously mentally incompetent. Right now she needs a judge, a court order and IV fluids and nutrition. Does she have cancer, or AIDS, maybe? I cannot figure out how this girl is even able to walk. My guess she's from the car to the door, then passes out from exhaustion. Lionel Ritchie was always such an ass..how he could go in the media with his stupid vapid comments on how he loves her and is on her about her illness, whatever it is. If anyone really cared about this girl they'd immediately drag her to rehab. She's like a walking dead person. She's too sick to even put an IV or junkie needle in. I hear they put the stuff up their butts to hide the trackmarks, but in Nicole's case, she probably has no veins left. I wish someone would do something before the next papparazzi shot is of her spirit leaving the skin and bones left of her body. It should be ILLEGAL in this country to allow anyone to do that to themselves. Her deathwish has been obvious for so long now. Wish I could do something myself to save her. I think it's unbelievable that the girl is dying before our eyes and no one does a thing to stop it. When she does die, which looks imminent, I hope everyone who should have intervened but didn't gets a manslaughter rap.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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she is so scary.....

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 8:42am
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jj

The sad thing is, she actually thinks she’s still fat. distorted view of her body. Classic anorexic case. Even her teeth are bucked out - she probably barfs after every meal. Anorexic and Bulimic. Great! And this is what young girls aspire to..
THANK you!!! i dont understand why they cant look up to scarlett johansen, shes like, PERFECT!!!! and she even admits she dosent "diet", shes curvy and sexy and not in the LEAST BIT thick or fat or chunky or anything. her bod looks like a million bucks. oh yeah, and rhianna is pretty much perfect too :)
jj!! ive missed you!!

oh and john, the brains comment made me spit out my water i laughed so hard!!!!!

Monday, September 18th, 2006 @ 7:37am
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i taught she was supposed to be getting help for her condition....c'mon even if the mirror is telling her she's fat her pictures should tell her otherwise....corpse bride is missing an extra!!

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 @ 1:00pm
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Why can't she just eat more food.!! She'd look so much hotter if she did. I think she starves herself just because she likes all the media attention she gets from it. I say the paparazzi/media need to stop photographing and running stories about her untill she puts on some much needed weight. Unfourtunately, they won't because all they care about is selling papers and making money. Soon the public will tire of her starving act and she'll have to find something else to do to get attention.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 5:07am
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Her legs look very sexy.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 7:34am
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[...] Nicole Richie can walk onto a Zombie movie set and no one would notice. [...]

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 9:55am
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I'D HIT IT, BUT I WOULDNT CALL THE BITCH AFTERWARDS

EVEN LISA GULIANI LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT HO

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 11:27am
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Oh, one last thing. Anyone seen Linsay Ho Hand's little sis? That creature looks about as bad or worse than our Nicole. As far as I'm concerned, and I'm aquainted with the family, the Ho Hand's ho mamma should be in jail with the father for prostituting the older slutbag and starving the younger scarecrow to death.

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 @ 11:13pm
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yes, what are they waiting for... for her death? the media would absolutely love the freakshow. but seriously, its a ridiculously sad story. eithout help, its going to definetely have a bad ending. and as for hotness, yes nicole, you looked absolutely fine with your curves before. not to mention, healthy

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 5:18am
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OMG...you can see all the bones in her feet even...this is disgusting. Some grandma needs to kidnap her and force feed her.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:06am
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being skinny his her talent, leave the poor girl alone.

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 @ 10:10am
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