Bastardly Breaking News! Naomi Watts Shops @ Whole Foods!!
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Any guesses as to what she has in her groceries? It's a well known fact that Watts has some of the best nipples in the industry, so I'm pretty sure she has a special diet to help keep them perky & juicy. MM-MM-MMMMMMMM!Please excuse our overly superficial speculation of such frivolous information, but always remember that The Bastardly is synonymous to catfish when it comes to the media industry---we're nothing but bottom feeders of the shit that no one else to post or write about.
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1st, sweet:) They make a good couple.
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Poster #2's comments are disgusting.
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dude screw naomi.
i can't believe you haven't posted the new sh!t on lohan. she showed off the firecrotch!
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That scenery-chewer Lev would be wearing cheesy sandals. Is there anything uglier than men's feet? Cover 'em up, you douchebag!!
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Big Papi.................She would probably cut your dick off you disturbed bastard.
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After yesterday's Naomi Chinatown post, it really does prove that the shoes make the legs. And the clothes make the body. That blue dress is quite unappealing.
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This dude looks defeated...when did the rules change and the man had to push the cart...I hope he sanitized that handle....because I bet some bum used it as his "bungalow" the night before...
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How the fuck do grocery store stay afloat in Hollywood? Maybe the stickpeople buy food and then burn it in their fireplaces?
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yeah seriously big papi..dude, you need to get laid...lol...i don't know whether to cringe or laugh at your pee fantasy..everygoddamnday it's you pissing on everybody's butt...oy vey...haha
mind if i pass on an escort #?
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She doesn't look very exciting...
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Pee in her butt is just an expression for "I'd hit it".
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HEY BIG PAPI...KEEP WANTING TO PEE IN THEIR BUTTS...N E WAY U SAY IT, DAT ARSE NEEDS 2 BE TAPPED, HIT, PEED IN, ETC...
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Big Papi, PEE ON! PEE ON!
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Moe....YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT!!!!! Hell, I'd eat that ass....peanuts and all!
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big papi..omg...damn.. sorry but i've laughed out loud uncontrollaby today i got strange looks at work...haha...funny as shit..i have this vision in my head..gawd, better not elaborate on it...lol
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"pee in her butt" is a lot better than GJ's face... fuck talk about disgusting... My eyes are burning now because I had to wash with bleach after viewing GJ's ugly mug.
doc
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her man is lickable..he's what..in his 40s? older guys are HOT!
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