You Saw It Here Last: Super Whore Lindsay Lohan Shows off Shaven Crotch in Venice
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

Is this career suicide? Let's hope so...
Is that mold I see?! Jackson, do you have your Moldy Crotch Cam handy, by chance?
See the real photo below...























HAhahaha, this is horrible.
However, if the Paparazzi takes a picture every single time you're out in public, you should know better and take little baby steps to not find yourself in a compromosing position: like WEAR UNDERWEAR YOU DUMBASS HASBEEN FRECKLY DUMB TWAT!
Sorry, but she's ridiculous and not to mention her cunt is hanging like and old ladies tits.
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I SAY PHOTOSHOPPED ALSO...
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oh my..any truth to these photos?
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I hope it's photoshopped because that thing looks like a monkey's butt.
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If you are the photochopper, please email us w/ the PSD file & claim your bastardly tee.
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Ya, I too saw the set of 100 originals late last night & didn't see this snap, so I was very skeptical, as well.
But, she;s still a camera whore, so let's just pretend this is real & pray that the big studios take notice & refuse to give her future work...
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Amen, Moelicious.
But...it can't be real...there's no fire around it.
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Lil shop lil shop of horrors...."FEED ME" Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan will next be starring in her grounbreaking role as the PLANT in the remake of Lil Shop of Horrors! She and her angelic voice are also considering appearing as Plant in a rerun of the show on Broadway and in London!
Doesn't that cootch look very irritated? Like chop chuck? Sunscreen and Desitin, Linds, you little wench? i hate that I live one town over from you and your revolting family.
The busiest streetwalkers in Manhattan could not compete with how overused and physically ill those labia majora and minora look. One could only imagine (but would not really want to) how bad the inside looks if the outside is so horrific. She's the alphabet soup of S-T-Ds. Hmm..a is for anguished, b is for bloody, c is for catching d is for disgusting e is for eeeew f is for f-ed too much g is for gore h is for hussy i is for iodine j is for jizz...The wench just keeps askin' for it.
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how does a fiery orange crotch looks...?
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i cant get over how "dirty" her skin looks...from her bikini pictures to her being somewhat clothed, there's no hiding those unsightly spots
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SHE'S F*ING UGLY AND ATTENTION SEEK'G!!
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"I wanted to see fur and early morning dew"...
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like a horny skank!
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i wanna see her puddy cat! lisa guliani is my bitch!
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too bad Paris Hilton Skanky drunk-ass will keep this photoshop incident out of the blogsites.
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= Give her a break! The real photo is on Thesuperficial.com
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I saw the real pic, and she is wearing panties. It's a fake
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Or maybe the fake's the real. But if the fake's the fake, it doesn't take rocket science (or maybe it DOES) to figure out how close to the truth that pic was. THe rest of her looks like a worn out junked out hussy, why wouldn't her crotch?
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Hot or not Lindsey Lohan has a nice snatch!!!! I would fuck dat al night and day 24/7!!!
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My professional opinion is vag rejuvenation is not necessary at this time
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Actually when this first hit, we checked the meta info on the images, guess what kids..
The underwear version was released by her PR team later, back when they gave a shit..
The underwear version is almost two full days older, and show signs of major manipulation.
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PHOTOSHOPPED.
The real pics are at TheSuperficial.com
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THERE REALLY ARE ONLY TWO BODY PARTS WE WANNA SEE LI-LO AND ITS NOT THE FIRECROTCH...
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It probably smells like an old minnow bucket.
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look* ugh...nibbly fingers
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O.K. guys seriously, for starters you all came on here cause you wanted to see pussy, so don't try to deny it, because there is no chance you were doing a research project, and secondly leave the poor girl alone, she gets followed around by cameras no matter what she does, or were she goes, there is no escape so just leave her alone and stop calling her names because some fucking pervert was hiding in a fucking tree with a camera.
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and honestly i bet if you guys have ever seen a vag it was on porn because every girl has more self respect than to touch you guys, so try talking about something that you guys know about, like which one of you guys can cry more while watching porn in your parents basements
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"some fucking pervert was hiding in a fucking tree with a camera."
It was an official visit the Venice film festival she knew photographers were here.She did it on purpose.
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