Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton buys TWO Ice Blended Drinks from The Coffee Bean!
Thursday, September 7th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
With 290 calories for each 12oz size, Mischa is sure to put on a couple pounds as long as she tanks down a couple of those a couple of times a day!Related in a Scandalous way:
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"With 290 calories for each 12oz size, Mischa is sure to put on a couple pounds as long as she tanks down a couple of those a couple of times a day!"
You have to take into account the negative calories burned by vomiting them up.
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this chick is a fasion nightmare....someone needs to burn her wardrobe...
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I don't know what it is but I dig this chick. Yeah, she has one of those super skinny but still flabby bodies. Yeah, she has ZERO ass. She ain't really all that cute. She dresses like my old 70 year old nanny. Her skin's paler than the background on this page. But Mischa just does it for me. Is that so wrong?
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DC, I'LL BRING DA GAS!!!
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I KNOW WUT IT IS DERRICK...EVEN THO SHE HAS ALL THOSE FLAWS, SHE LOOKS LIKE U CAN KILL DA BOOTY AND IT WOULD BOUNCE BACK AND ASK FOR MORE...MAKE A RUN 4 HER BUN!!!
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Who cares about Barton, I want to know who is that hot chick in the black with the big rack standing behind her?
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Overrated slag. Horrific dresser.
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So that's why she has so much cellullite!
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Disgusting, through and through. Not even worthy of a golden shower.
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Ugly chick. Even a complete body lift couldn't do justice to her. She's ugly and she can't act. She should just hide out at a homeless shelter; she'd fit right in. Just please stop with pictures of her. I don't care what she does or where she goes every day! G O A W A Y !!!!!!!
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Anyone lose a garden rake?
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OMFG :| does shoes are fucking ugly
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Does she have only that pair of shoes? :|
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Shoes? What about the top. Her whole look spells disaster, from head to toe. She can't dress to save her life.
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The one with the v-neck tank top on.
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And she has duck feet, and they pronate.
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"And she has duck feet, and they pronate."
LMAO!@#%!#%T ^
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her whole look
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