Shakira & Fergie - Another Bastardly 2006 MTV VMAs Lesbian Sex Fantasy?
Thursday, September 7th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, I only wanna see this because Shakira is just too damn hot not to. Fergie can keep the bag on and I'll still be able to stay happy in my pants. Holly Montag and LC got some competition!
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fergie looks pretty hot to me..
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Shakira looks a little overdressed...it's not the AA's bitch....
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Fergie looks like Tammy Fae Baker. "I'm melting, melting!!"
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Shakira is sooo fucking hott!
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Ferg looks beautiful.
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shakiras gorgeous
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It's Goat Singer vs. Scrote Singer!
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At least we know there wont be a strap on required, one point for Fergie.
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ferg can take the bag off you fugly fuck
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They look like the same chick? How can you tell them apart?
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Fergie's got an exorcist like face she's very scary. Shakira looks o.k.
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Hmmmm..... Shakira looks very sweet... so is Fergy.... I think I drunk too much.
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Shakira is muy bonita. But Fergie, ARGH!!!! She looks partially melted......GRAAAHHH!!!! HELP!
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Who the hell looks at Shakira's face?
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Fergie thinks she's hot. She tries so hard to look cool and winds up a fool. She tries so hard to show everybody what a hot body SHE THINKS she has and fails miserably. Put the bag back on!!!
Meanwhile, Shakira is a tiny dynamo of hot, horny, sexual, all night fun that would gyrate her hips all night long in any position I wanted her to get in. Ay Caramba!! Dios Mio!!!
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Fergie is usually too ugly for me to stand, but she doesn't look half bad in this pic. Of course that probably has to do with the lighting, and the fact she is now switched to a lighter shade of makeup (thank god). Her body is nice, though. I'd do her.
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A lesbian fantasy with Fergie?!
Com'on! Have pity on Shakira...
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wtf
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Shakira has a voice that would crack glass and moves like a spaz onstage.
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Shakira is gorgeous!! Beautiful girl. Fergie is indeed better looking than usual. That's not saying much, tough.
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shakira fuera y fergie la mejor del mundo entero wapa
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fergies hot... shakira looks like she just woke up put on a wal mart dress and went back 2 sleep and made sum1 put make up on the lazy manly bitch SHAKIRA THE BUTTAFACE... PUT THE DAMN BROWN BAG ON NOW SHAKIRA
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shakira es la mejor...y fergie una copiona.
el el video clip de my humps fergie le hace a las bubis igual que la shaky en la turtura.
SHAKIRA ES LA MEJOR Y LA MAS UNICA......las otras quieren ser como ella...
shakira arribaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...viva colombia y las latinas
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No offence newjerseyluva, but what the hell is wrong with you? Shakira looks great, a lot better than Fergie anyway. Have you ever seen Fergie without makeup? Here's the most...bareable picture I could find...and I still think she's wearing makeup (I don't want to break your heart) --> http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/0/88/fergie_plastic_surgery.jpg
Tough, not a pretty sight at all. Not to mention that Shakira is truly decent, talented, clever, humble and just real. Fergie is completely the opposite. I'm sorry for you.
Now, please take a moment of your time to watch these 2 videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knEIM16NuPg
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4wI_o8gyxA
Stay true to yourselves, beauty is only in the eye of the beholder. Don't let media and 'refined' enviornments tell you otherwise!
+ http://www.fluideffect.com (at Portfolio click all)
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Umm, I don't get this...
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Shakira is very beautiful and dance superb, but Fergie, she`s the best. More sexy, more beautiful, more body and looks better. Fergie and Jessica Simpson are the new queen of the beautiful music of the world. Bye, bye, Shakira and Beyonce!!!
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FERGIE IS SUPERB.
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fergie is but pretty of all, shakira is a desafina dwarf who does not have teats and
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shakira es una pequeña desafinada FERGY tiene un cuerpazo!! canta super!
sigue asi fergi aaaarrrrrriiiibaaaaa !!! apezar q soy latino NO le voy a shakira xq su county is guerrillera
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NO COMPARATION. FERGIE IS BETTER. SHE ARE BEST BODY, BEST VOICE, AND SHE CAN MOVE LIKE SHAKIRA. FERGIE IT`S NUMBER ONE.
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i love u shakira and i want to fuck u
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Fergie es la mujer mas sexy del momento.No se puede comparar a Shakira, pues Fergie tienne un cuerpazo lindo y una voz muy buenna. Se mueve mucho mejor k Shakira k solo mueve las caderas. Fergie is he best. Mejor k Shakira y k Beyonce. La number ONE.
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fergie tabi ya çok güzel fergi lan yalarız onu biz ve shkira da süper vücüt yalarzı anadın sen ok
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My gusta mucho Shakira, mas Fergie es superbe. Fergie semueve mejor q Shakira y es muy mas mujer y tienne mas sensualidad. Fergie es la mejor.
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shakira is a big whore, but looks great in here!
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there just taking a picture together.Leave them aone esspecailly shakira
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LMAO!!
Love the hair though, just had an orgasm over Shaki's hair weave ;)
Althogh Id still choose suicide over watching those two in a lesbian fandango
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Wud u motherfuckas write in english or dont write at all!fergie tries too hard and is wil-i-am's back P whore
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A lesbian fantasy Fergie - Shaky?!!! Poor Shaky. Fergie broke her lips!!!
Shakira ie sexy, but Fergie is super sexy and hotter.
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SKAKIRA IS A FUCKING WHORE. SHAKIRA IS A FUCKING BITCH. SKAKIRA IS A FUCKING SLUT. SHAKIRA IS A FUCKING CUNT. I FUCKING HATE SHAKIRA. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
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You really need to ban emotionally disturbed half-wits like this, Moe. 'Cathy' also needs a new keyboard as her cap lock is stuck.
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