Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel picks up her own dry cleaning!
Friday, September 8th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Hey now... I'm about to do the same thing today too!!!
Hey now... I'm about to do the same thing today too!!!
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Jessica Biel will you marry me?
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she is so fucking hot it makes my cock hurt
well i actually make it hurt when i think about her
I had a dream last night she was in my kitchen
wearing nothing but an apron that said "kiss me I'm rich"
making me chocolate chip cookies
and a string bean casserole with those crunchy onion strips on top
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John your a wacko- get a life and dream on
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The last pic is a keeper.
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She has a tendency to deposit fat on her tighs. I bet she will end up like Melissa Joan Hart.
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I'd deposit a lot more than fat on her thigs....I'd bet Big Papi would deposit something as well...(just a wild guess though)
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BOING!!!! TOUCH IT, TAP IT, F*CK IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!
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she has slippers for everyday of the year
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I think her legs are just too chubby for the rest of her body. For now she's ok, but Dr.Bob's probably right.
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how does anything on her stay dryt and you know what i mean. sheesh
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Donkey....your goddam right. With that nice round apple she has.....I'D BE HONOURED TO PEE IN HER BUTT. Plus if she's from Minnesota she's not all bad.
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She's too embarrassed to have somebody else pick up her dry cleaning. Her enormous ass dirties her drawers something aweful.
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Damn she isn't that hot afterall. What is up with those legs? I mean damn its LA theres no reason for those plus-sized, Clinton-pale thighs.
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omg beautiful
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I would pick up her dry-cleaning ALL NIGHT LONG
http://www.celebslam.com
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Fat legs.
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After seeing a supposedly chubbier yet stunning Petra, how can anyone think this muscled cow is hot?
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Brandy ur an idiot. Biel is 10x hotter than Petra. U need to get ur eyes checked out if u think Jessica looks like a cow.
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There's something very ugly about this lady her body is not that great. And she has an ugly mouth. I saw her in the texas chainsaw massacre she just wasn't that preety to me.
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Awesome: a down-to-earth, normal, non-diva, healthy Hollywood actress. The brats (Chestica, Lindsay, Paris, Tara, etc.) should be taking notes.
Go, Jessica!
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Pic 2 got me to say WOW out loud...it's my new background on my computer...I think that PINK company should put the lettering in the crotch area...
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UNBELIEVABLE ERECTION!!!
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Her lower body reminds me of Kelly Clarkson. Not good. She should stick with long pants. If I saw her on the street I would either think "what an unfortunate body construction..why is she wearing shorts?" or (and this one's probably what would happen) I wouldn't notice her at all. Very uninteresting. Big contrast to her photoshoots, where she looks great. If she had leaner legs maybe...I don't know...something's very very off.
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