Eva Mendes & Rachel Bilson - Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasies Ruined by Bastard Zach Braff
Friday, September 8th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The really sad thing here is that Zach Braff probably took a shot @ having a threesome w/ these ladies. Can you blame him?
I wanna to be a rich Jew in the entertainment biz too, damn it!!
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He's my hero!
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Rachel looks like she needs to shave her pits...and that dude has one jewey nose...oh and the beaner looks like she's been to Jessica Simpson's lip dude...
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Couldn't the photographer have asked Rachel and Eva to take a picture together? Could it have really been that hard?!...now i have to photoshop out that jew in the middle =)
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Shave her pits? Doesn't look like hair...I think it might be a shodow or/and wrinkles under the arm. Is Eva wearing a skirt or pants? Bad lightning. By the way the huge veines on her hands and arms are freaking me out.
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oh come on...Zach is cool...!
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Yup, beauty, cutie, and the beast. Its an old story.
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What do they see in that heinous looking heeb?
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wtf guys. he took a PICTURE with them... not ask the state government if they can have an official threesome wedding together.
ps. the girls look lovely. Zach on the other hand, not so.
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eva is drop dead gorgeous
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Rachel is a jew also.
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Zach Braff is irritating, I like a real man, not this whiny loser.
Eva Mendes and Rachel are really hot though.
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