Bastardly Breaking News! Halle Berry looking for tampons!
Monday, September 11th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Looks like Halle got a heavy flow going this month.
Looks like Halle got a heavy flow going this month.
i would suck the blood from her tampon
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.......then i would eat the corn from her shit.
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*pukes in mouth*
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holy shit
what is up with the freakish black dude in the last picture
is he like a miget?
or some amputee that has learnd how to walk around on his stumps?
i can't figure it out
because he has a goatee, it aint a kid
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shut u bitch
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with no makeup every niggeros is shit
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at first i thought the guy was homeless. but then i noticed he has a chanel shirt. wtf?
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maybe he's the dude from little man...
She looks like she's adding on the pounds...either that or the outfit makes her look huge...
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She's getting heavier.
He's kneeling you idiots.
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no i think he is the Amazing Stumpy escaped from the circus
and the evil ringmaster who hates him because he saved the beautiful trapezee artist
from a horrible death, and she will now never love anyone but Stumpy.
He has been barely scraping by living on the street, he tried to catch hale's eye
but she calously ingnored him mistaking him for just another homless person
having no way to know about his tragic background
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jesus it's amazing what make-up hair and high heels can do...
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C'mon...why recirculate the photos of Halle in NYC doing her usual shopping thing from when she was there in May or June/July. The pix were all over the net then. Can't you be original. Where taken the same day she went to the stationery shop.
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This woman is just not that attractive, I mean she doesn't even have lips I mean she looks better than most black women but thats not hard to pull off.
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once again ... why are people so stupid - i'm not claiming to be incredibly intelligent but i mean.. come on
she does actually look quite pretty in these pictures. i mean she's out shopping with no makeup, no clothes, nothing done with her hair. What do you expect her to look like.
Everyone's so caught up with what they think celebs look like pictures from magazines and stuff that they don't realise NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE.. NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY.. you can go on and on about how this person is amazing even without makeup BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. obviously there are some people who are more naturally beautiful - i.e. they don't need that much makeup to look amazing (NOT they don't need any). So far i know of three people. angelina jolie, aishwarya rai and adriana lima.
Bye bye
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I agree with truthguy-
She's what, like fourty years old? No make up, bum clothes...and she still looks better than the average woman- white or black- her age. She looks pretty attractive to me. Is she supposed to be glammed up to got to the fucking store?
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Halle is a woman.. (shocker huh) she's going to walk about w/o makeup and gain weight
that's the way women are... they're people. nobody can expect her to be all dolled up just to run into the freaking drugstore. Personally I feel sorry for her in these images, she's looking really unhappy with someone snapping picts of her and who can really blame her? ... she's can't even go out and get toothpaste without being hassled.
Personally I'm glad to see that she's able to put a bit of curve on her body
I'd rather see that in the morning than Nichole Richie any day (twice on sunday).
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Halle is better than ne white ho will eva b she got beautiful eyes and exxxtremely good skin an she lite skin ₦Îgg@ white ppl can't come close
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very overrated...nothing special
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You can take the most ugliest white woman and she is still better than ugly Halley berry
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Enough with the racist shit.
Truth Guy and b_cappi have said it all, so let her be in these pix.
I say she is a pretty (and sexy) girl that I would have no trouble going all night with if she would ever have me.
Oh, and COME ON, the midget picture is fucking hilarious!!!
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the clothes are awful but for her age she's still pretty
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She's beautiful. I cannot tolerate the horrible racist comments on here. I'm sure it pisses the a$$holes off that she makes more in one month than most will make in a lifetime. So get over it. It's not 1907 anymore... it's 2007. You wish you could be as attractiveor successful.
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"no clothes" - oops - i meant to say something like "no amazingly extravagant clothes"
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