Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel tries to figure out who farted!
Monday, September 11th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

...and even if it was Jessica Biel who farted since she's hot it probably smells like roses, right?
























I think this is what she does everyday: wake up, workout and sleep.!!!!
well,, i wont deny it.. wish i had that body!!
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I wish I had that body also,research purposes only mind you. May the god of your choice bless all the 9-11 victims. Death to Bin Laden,goat fucking pig.
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*masturbates furiously*
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Hot.
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She probably smells horrible.
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Pic 2: she's scratching the Valet's head....I wonder if she got some "BMW" hmmmmm
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she s not scratchin his head... its jus an illusion
see the width of her thighs? they are huge
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does anyone know her exersice routine?
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No way those big ass-cheeks would let gas get by.....
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