Bastardly Fashion Rating: Danity Kane @ 2006 MTV VMAs
Friday, September 1st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Okay, sorry folks but I can't say anything mean about Aubrey. But that doesn't mean you all can't chime out... take your pic! You got 5 choices to go over!
























Let's start from the left: Thunderthighs, hooker shoes, maternity wear, Divine Brown?, and finally the Xtina wannabe.
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senin to the rescue..classic...
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Aundrea (2nd from left) is my fav. dunno what makes her shoes hooker shoes.
they all dress kinda hookerish though. whatever
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why were they even invited, they're done! no one cares for them anymore, plus aubrey is just so fake its annoying
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They were invited cause their show was on MTV and their album just open # 1, so they have the number one album in america right now....reason enough?
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What's up with the nigga from the right with the 7" of roots??? ...The tiny one from the left looks like she got banged cross-eyed(probably kicked by a mule though)...The blonde in the middle looks like a Texan housewife all "dolled up"...The blonde on the end looks like she's carrying a Christmas Tree ornament....and finally the nigga on the left looks like you can show a drive in movie on her forehead...Propecia would help in this matter...
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hahahah good analysis donkey
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Riight...so I have no idea at all who these people are and am not eager at all to find out...looks like a bunch of plain-looking women that have dressed up in questionable outfits. I just can't figure out which is the one you can't say a bad thing about..
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the 2nd girl from the left is hot...thats about it!!
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who da fuck they be? this shit aint funny yo. they nice looking but i never
seen they before.
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aundrea of course
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They will be sucking dong for dollars in a few years!!!
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Maybe even sooner.
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ONCE AGAIN DONKEYCOCK HAS GIVEN US A PERFECT APPRAISAL OF THIS GROUP OF CAMERA SEEKING FEMALES....CRACKS ME UP!!!
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The annoying one - second from left, Aundrea looks like a 5 yr old. THey need a new stylist! Aubrey and Dawn look good. Well Aubrey always looks good tho.
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aubrey looks like a cheep barbie doll
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Donkeycock-using the "n" word to refer to Black people is very IGNORANT and you should really reevaluate yourself!!!!!
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TAKE THIS MESS TO THE TRASH... Diddy, you have fashion sense, but not much common sense...
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ide fuck-em all, at the same time. they can start by givving me a blowjob.
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^^^ Like the hummer Donkey, Dave n Steevo's momz gave me last night. That was sweet!! They invited me back tonight, but, now, I'll be on antibiotics at least until the end of October. Maybe then.
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Dis is some f***up ish. Every negative person on here is f***ed up. And don't say "NGH"on here. U betta not b white & sayin' dat (btw,we ain't racist cuz we half white). Oh yea,senin...u must b retarded 4 callin' everybody dem names. Thunderthighs? If youz a dude den u slow. Wut chu want..saggin' tits,flat booty,loose pussy?! HELL NAW! If youz a chick den u want 2 look like dat. Dat must b it. And how do Aundrea got hooka shoes?U just don't know. It's hot man. We really don't know where u git off at sayin' Aubrey wear maternity clothes. Dawn bein' "Divine Brown"? Wut chu sayin' sucka?! And we really don't know Xtina..wuteva dat mean.U stupid.Holla!Peace.
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...speaka any enligh?
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I think the 2 on the left are well dressed but it goes downhill from there
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We don't appreciate da fact dat chu talk 'bout da way we talk playa (actually let us re-phrase dat..U AIN'T NO PLAYA!!). And yea we "speaka enligh". If u tryna make fun of us den u ain't doin' it right cuz u still wouldn't write it like dat retard. U just don't speak like dat..it lets us know wut ur like u bastard. Say somethin' else if u want 2,we'll just come back.
While we're here, Danity Kane's style is and alwayz will b fly. Aight?
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wow u guys are stupid u honestly dont have style if u think their ugly n their outfits are ugly... You guys dont know the fashion world, sweetie go sit on your couch and eat chips u fat ass jealous bitches. It's very irritating, the only reason your insulting these talented gorgeous girls is becuase your jealous that they got fame money and looks. GROW UP THEY ARE ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS GIRLS AND THEY HAVE STYLE... PROFESSIONALS WORK ON THEIR CLOTHES WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW YOUR ONLINE ALL DAY LIKE FAT ASSES JUDGING PEOPLE! REMEMBER THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU
ugh bye low lives
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i think INDIVIDUALLY these outfits would work...well, except for maybe the one on the far right, wtf :o ?! anyway... but together, they look like a freakin' car accident...or maybe some sort of circus act...i dunno. i'm not suggesting the wear cheesy, matchy-matchy stuff...just clothing that compliments one another.
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all da fucken people dat were talking shit are fucken retarted stupid asses.juzz becuz they're famous pretty and talented doesn't mean you gotta be hatin' on them.GET A FUCKEN LIFE BITCHES!!
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They all look GORGEOUS!!!!
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aundrea is the best
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2 ONE LOOKS CUTE
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