Lindsay Lohan Does September, 2006 Jalouse Magazine
Tuesday, September 12th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Here are some quotables from our friends in the Bastardly Gossip Network.
Why the long faces Donald and Melania? Do you miss Carolyn?
- A Socialite @ A Socialite's Life
Holly McGuire looks like a fun girl. The type of girl who'll keep up with you in the bar drink for drink, but won't hold it against you when you try to “slip her the soft†in bed later that night in your drunken stupor.
- Horndogg @ Horny Oyster
When women wear white, see-through shirts without a bra, it enrages me.
- Vera @ I'm Not Obsessed
Jake Gyllenhaal pleaded his case to Austin Nichols as the two reunited over iced coffee in Los Angeles. Don't they make the cutest people?
- Michael K @ DListed
...why is there only one photo? :o
FIRST.
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all fixed! Thanks for heads-up!!
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What happened to the freckles?
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I can't stand this chic. She's so fucking over-rated. I don't even think I'd fuck that. And that is a rarity for me.
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Nasty, drugged out, bony skank. Yeah, I'd pee in her butt.
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What r u all talking about? I thought every guy loves a nice, boney, Multi-freckled set of
Butt-Cheeks & and Boobies every now and then!!
I guess....I'm the only one LOL
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You pussyphobic faggots! I'd hit that all night long and into the afternoon. Or at least until the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted vice squad broke down the door.
G
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hah. Goldmemeber, good one.
well, thanks to Fez, we all know she loves it up the ass, so w/ that in hand, she's pretty much open to anything when the clothes come off.
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she is so fucking annoying this girl and way overrated !!!! so unfair this life after all the real talented actor out there . Cannot stand this stupid bitch !
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she looks awesome in these pics.
picture #3, the firecrotch must be irritated again (i'd gladly quench those flames).
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Looks like a 70's porn star.
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the second photo on the 1st page is so fake. they definitely made her thighs looks smaller.
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Who would name a magazine "i'm a louse" en français? :) And yet it somehow fits...
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No.16 at 12:54,
LLO's French Jalouse cover is a wink to her Splender in the Grass pose on the current USA ELLE cover; which movie ends on a farm girl note.
And don't worry, it fits just right.
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I'd hit it
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I bet her pussy smells like oysters left out in the sun....and her asshole is stained...this chick needs some holy water thrown at her because if she keeps this up she's going to hell...no doubt...
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oh, and on the 3rd page, the photographers made a great use of the studio lighting to make her look thinner. see her arm? part of it is in a shadow, so it looks thinner.
lindsay is such a joke.
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...and denim "suspensoirs" are back, bitch!
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