Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel NOT wearing black tight stretchy pants
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Okay, I make note of this because the last few posts of Jessica Biel where she's been walking (not one but) two dogs, trying to figure out who farted, and crossing the street she's been in black tight stretchy pants... with the exception of when she picked up her dry cleaning but I ain't gonna complain about the boo-tay shorts.
As always ass implants she should just come clean maybe other white girls who suffer with
FAD(flat ass disorder) could get help and all the world would be booty licious...Lets all
hold hands and sing we are the world.
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Mmmm...Flower boobs. Well, at least it's a change of pace. Sorta.
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It's always a good day when there are new Jessica Biel photos! Yay, Jessica!!
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I'm convinced her and Scarlett Johansson are like, prototypes for a new female.
Soon all of us girls will be replaced by women like them.
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her face looks puffy in this pic... bitch is on steroids
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It's amazing that her legs aren't better looking than that with all the working out and walking dogs.
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She's as plain as jane could be.
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i still think she's a buttafaces.com candidate...
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the dress is too dated for me...I like newer shit on young bitches...check it
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Desperate housewife? - Bitch isn't sexy at all, besides, she can't dress (only with the help of stylists is she able to look kinda sexy). In the everyday life she looks like a bodybuilder with a bloated face dresed in a floret dress))
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SEXY BACK!!! TAP IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
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moe ur a fucking idiot shes not buttaface. do u even fucking know what buttaface is u shithead.
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5, hey that's my theory ever since I saw her! Let's just hope we don't really get replaced by people who look this plain. And I know, eh...you'd think she'd have nice legs after all that work out, but they're one of the ugliest pair of legs I've even seen on a woman. Short and fat. And they're chunky even under the knee. Or is it her scary muscles again? Freaky.
DEFINATELY agree with 11.
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(and by 11 I mean Firepenis :))
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does anyone know her workout routine?
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Are you people related to "Rosie O." OR are you just that so shallow you can't find better things to do!
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Ray Ray, apparently you can't either.
Big Papi....well put. But peeing in butts is for ugly people.
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i'm with BigPapi on this one, i can't see that ugly dress with my tongue in her ass
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I hate her studpid political comments like anyone cares SHES for a fucking change ahhaahhaahahahahahahahahahahah what a butch!
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