Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Mendes @ Spring 2007 Fashion Show
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Since I think Eva Mendes is hot I could careless what the hell she wears... of course now I could always throw in the typical "yeah, that outfit would look good.... on the floor next to my bed" comment.
I've only ever observed one interview with Eva Mendes, which probably isn't enough to pass judgement on. However, based on that fifteen-minute interview, which was on Rove Live, Eva sounded like the absolute dumbest celebrity in Hollywood.
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Oh no.
The dress is horrible and she needs to be beaten to death for wearing those shoes.
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Grandma, I found your doilies.
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What the fuck was she thinking?!
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she's wearing modded clogs...she reminds me of a not so hairy Alyssa Milano
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I don't care for the nasty mole on her cheek, and the shoes are a BAD CHOICE. Open toed are the way to go!
I'd pee in her butt.
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This Cuban broad is fiya...she could be wearing anything I don't gives a fluck.
That reminds me...castro's a b!tch... he know there's fire down there... so thats why he dont let them leave...
*steals Elians paddle boat*
*lands on cuban coastland*
*goes on 24 hour f@ckin spree*
*cops a house in virginia...:sad:
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Doesnt matter what she is wearing, she's still lovely.
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Not a good shot of her booty to determie is she is afflected by the JLo Caribbean booty syndrom (aka Centaurus Afflictus).
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I think that dress looks like the duvet cover on my gramma's bed...
The blonde in #3 and #5 looks hot and fashionable. Who's she?
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she has an ugly nose
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Why are they all wearing the same kind of shoes? That sure is ass ugly! Well, she still looks good. And that guy in pic 3 looks like he's about to throw himself on the blonde next to her, so I'll say she's hot too. (no idea who she is, tough)
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