Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel Has a Long Ass Tongue!
Thursday, September 14th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
BASTARDLY SEXUAL RELATIONS CHECKLIST:
1. Amazing Ass…Check
2. Ability to do crazy things with her tongue…Check
3. Bastardly Brownbag (just incase)…Check
4. Box of condoms...Check
5. Book on Mastering Tantra Sex...Check
...what else?
THAT...IS...FUCKING...HOOOT!!!
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Ass implants and now....maybe a tounge extension. Jlo,Gene simmons wanna be.
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I'd like to see what it can do
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HOLY SHIT, THIS GIRL RULES!
WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE HER AND ROSARIO DAWSON DUEL THEIR AMAZING LONG TONGUES
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I bet she could lick her pussy with that tounge....bet's...anyone....
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Give me a rimmer beeeatch!
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Must be a good kisser, LOL
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DAYAM BABY...IF YOU INSIST!!!
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#2 OMC...once again you show just how fucking STUPID you are. Your total lack of intelligence would be funny if it were'nt for the fact that its just LAME. OMC=OH OH MOMMY'S COMING
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shes got the mean tongue game too huh?...is there flaw on this broad?...cause I can't find any.
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Awesome tongue! See what great benefits yoga provides?
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she could almost lick my balls with my dick in her mouth.. :)
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Wow! That is so sexy.
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UNFRICKIN BELIEVEABLE!!! My eyes literally popped from my head when I viewed the pic of Jessica's Biel incredibly long, anteater tongue. Not only does that tongue extend below her chin, but notice how it has a "hook" as it bends outward. Also, the glistening moisture radiating from her tongue is an extreme turn-on. Imagine that tongue tickling the back of your throat. Is it humanly possible to have a tongue that long? GO JESSICA!
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Every lesbian seeing this shuttered just a little.
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Jessica has the hottist tongue i've ever seen!!
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Damn! I wonder were that tongues been.
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wow...can this chick get any more perfect???????????????????
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