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Devout Houston worshipper Osama bin Laden will be over the moon when the happy news finally arrives via Al-Qaeda footsoldier, and we imagine it's only a matter of days before a videotaped pledge of his devotion surfaces on Al Jazeera TV, in which he'll beg his beloved Whitney to "throw off the shackles of the Satanic American oppressor and be my Queen, as our souls reach a state of ultimate transcendence under the approving gaze of Allah.

- Mark Lisanti @ Defamer

I have to admit that I was scared when I saw these pictures from Jessica's solo dinner at Il Sole in Hollywood on Tuesday. Scared because when a hot chick suddenly goes frumpy and puts on knee-high moon boots and eats alone and starts talking about being in love with herself, a Margot Kidder-style breakdown is usually right around the bend.

- A Pirate @ Yeeeah.com

Last year it was Access Hollywood who informed us of the name Sean Preston, and this time they are reporting the new baby is Sutton Pierce Federline.

- Ms. Pop @ POPSUGAR

Here's Billy Zane's super sexy girlfriend Kelly Brook frolicking on a boat in a bikini. I was wondering what the hell happened to Billy since I haven't seen him in a movie for a long time. This pretty much explains it.

- Mr. Tuna @ HollywoodTuna

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