Bastardly Breaking News! Freshly Detox'd Kate Beckinsale Walking, Sitting, Smoking & Just Looking Hot!
Thursday, September 14th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

On the topic of Detox, the Wiki says...
Detox, short for detoxification, in general is the removal of toxic substances from the body. It is one of the functions of the liver and kidneys, but can also be achieved artificially by techniques such as dialysis and (in a very limited number of cases) chelation therapy.
Other less mainstream methods for eliminating toxic substances from the body include the modification of the diet and addition of certain herbs and rituals such as colonic irrigation, juice fasting and sweat lodges. All these methods claim to assist the body's natural detoxification process. [Wiki]
Kate Beckinsale's colonic irrigation system sounds tasty!! Owww!!

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She need to fookin detox from fookin smoking, that's what.
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just the thought of that sexy colon being all pristine and pink
gets me all excited
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With that cig and that outfit (minus the expensive glass and ridiculas hat), it looks like she's a street whore waiting to collect her next $ 20!! What gives!! I do feel the urge to give it to her tho!!
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Nice to see she's working the corners of Broadway in Santa Monica....
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Nothing special here people. Just another ho that been used and abused. Move along like good little boys.
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OMG i am soooooooooo laughing my fuckin ass off at you loser fucks!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just cuz she would never give you the time of fuckin day you act like little two year old whiney cunts and try to trash her ....NEWSFLASH...IT DIDNT WORK.......you all just look sad, pathetic, desperate, lonely, and lame...poor little pathetic whiners LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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^^^that's what this site's all about.
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Be fucking realistic. This bitch has produced a couple of brats, so she's been usec and abused atleast twice. Thats too many.
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Despite derogatory remarks, the sad truth is she's better than everyone who has posted comments this board.
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Well, speak for yourself Greg. She's in no way better than me...except for the fact that she's richer...yeah that kind of sucks. But, I'd rather be me with my money, than her with her's, thank you very much.
Anyways, it looks as if she picked up her clothes from a thrift store or even a garbage can. I agree, pretty cheap looking.
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Evil and Greg are the true losers. How the hell can these 2 even comment on people they dont even know posting comments. It says in the bible not to envy and I dont. I pity celebrities and their money. And there are alot of beautiful rich people in this world who really dont want to be famous.
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She does nothing for me...
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