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22 Scandalous Comments

Yummmm...can't stop...licking...screen!!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 2:22pm
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Ass implants.JLO wanna be.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 2:39pm
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She actually looks kinda plain in most of these pics.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 2:42pm
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HELL YEAH!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 3:11pm
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SHE IS SO HOT!!! SHE IS SMOKIN!!!!!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 3:52pm
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Jessica Biel is MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD HOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!

However. I never noticed that she's got some buffed arms!

I've been trying to get the same cuts in my triceps for years now!
Nevertheless, I would gladly get wit that!!!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 4:21pm
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#2 OMC....are you a total fucking mongoloid that sits at home slobbering over ways to act like a numbnuts? Maybe next time look at the fucking pics before you spout idiotic shit. You seriously need to beg your mom to let you the fuck outta your room so you can pay someone to be your friend.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 5:05pm
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"#2 OMC….are you a total fucking mongoloid that sits at home slobbering over ways to act like a numbnuts? Maybe next time look at the fucking pics before you spout idiotic shit. You seriously need to beg your mom to let you the fuck outta your room so you can pay someone to be your friend."

I cosign that Evil. People wanna talk about J-lo like she invented big-a$$!!! What?! J-Lo is Rican and Stacked up against the average black chick.....Her booty is mediocure at best!!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 5:14pm
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Very classy pics. Very nice.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 5:46pm
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I love you Jessica!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 5:58pm
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Oh Urkel i mean EVIL you are such the word master. Mom part was so old school did
you just finish yo mama for dummies book? Let hear some more you must need some
help if that is you best? Aw lets get off of moma's we been on yours long enough.
And she still has ass implants and she will never do ya just your tweezers to wank with.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 8:31pm
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All I know is Jlo did not invent the big ass. Her ass looks all squished up now.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 9:07pm
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eh.. well she's "attractive," I guess, but not pretty. there's a difference

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 9:17pm
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Damn, those are some big arms. Can she really be that buffed? I think it must be fat.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 10:40pm
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Wow she looks great here. Hot! NOTHING like in her paparazzi shots, where she looks like she looks like manly shit. You can't even compare the real Jessica Biel with the one we see in magazines. I would never recognise her. Once again we see the magic of photoshop & good makeup. Amazing, right Jess?

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 11:21pm
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um, yeah Dan. girls can be that buff. Just because she has more muscle than you, doesn't means it's "fat"

Friday, September 15th, 2006 @ 12:39pm
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I'd eat her poon with a spoon.

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 6:20am
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mediocre

Sunday, May 13th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 4:24pm
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>yawn

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 9:10pm
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typo! Typed she looks like twice...sorry

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 11:22pm
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...in-shape, healthy body, but I prefer a slightly more lean, graceful look.. and her face is just not attractive. just boring. squinty eyes and HUGE nostrils.
an average woman, just good grooming and exercise, basically

Thursday, September 14th, 2006 @ 9:12pm
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