Bastardly Fashion Rating: Mischa Barton. Yes, Again.
Friday, September 15th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Here are a few quotables from our favorite blogs around the globe...
Then there's this here horrifying image of Kathy Hilton (with wee Paris) from a fashion show in 1987; it accompanies an article about how Mother Hilton came to be the evil womb responsible for so much hate in this world.
- J. Coen @ Gawker.com
You've probably heard the rumours about Paris Hilton and Travis Barker getting it on, but to see this conjoining of diseased individuals, these walking petrie dishes making out, this unholy kiss, well, it's a bit more than my stomach can handle.
- Mr. Ego @ Egotastic
Strangely, the only pictures that aren't hi-res are those with Billy Zane. Sucks, too, because he was looking hot. All bloated and bald. No wonder Kelly has to prance around in a bikini all the time. Her man is a hunk. Every woman in the world wants to take him. You may disagree, but he isn't on the cover of my Trapper Keeper for nothing, baby!
- Todd @ IDontLikeYouInThatWay
A new book about shady Hollywood attorney Anthony Pellicano is set to blow the lid on how Tom Cruise's romp with a male prostitute was kept out of the tabloids.
- Katie @ Celebitchy
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Yeah she is pretty skinny, but she's one of the better looking bobbleheads out there. I'd fuck 'er.
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Somewhere, a starving African child is trying to get the funds to sue Mischa Barton for stealing his look.
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I actually really like the dress. But it needs to be worn by a woman with curves!
Otherwise it looks like a sack, and it's gonna slide right down off of her!
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Ugh. Most unfortunate.
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fucken quilt for a dress...this chick needs to show some pussy shots or nip slips if she wants to be famous again...
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She has a pretty face. Can't really comment on the body, because she's always wearing clothes a few sizes bigger. She seems to like the potato sack look.
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Yay first one!
Lose the dark nails, lose the dress, those hideous sandals... and you're basically left with a naked girl. And no one wants to see naked 2x4 Mischa. So... since the outfit covers the atrocity, that means it's OK.
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Damn Papi you commented at same time... pushed me to second!
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