Bastardly Breaking News! Christina Aguilera Looking Upset @ Pet Monkey Jordan Bratman!!

She looks like a nasty ho with all that shit on her face. Doesnt the slut know that???

I dont get it...these r like the same pictures on every page. Anyway, wiseman dude aguillera is fine man! What R u talking about?

YUMMY!!!!! Cristina, DON'T EVER get prego and ruin that sweet ass body!!!

Ms. Aquilera would have to clean up her act significantly to be merely a "nasty ho" -- on behalf of nasty whores everywhere - "We don't want her"

But I would pay to watch Big Papi pee in her butt

I bet that dude has lots of her red lipstick all over his wiener. Hot!

Nope, sorry she doesn't look 2 pissed at him, they are married tho!! Gonna be hard to get them apart i think! As much as i'd like to believe she'd come and service me, i don't think it's ever going to happen!! I would also pay to see Big Papi pee in her butt! ;p

What did she ever see in that ugly fuck in the first place? Obviously it had more to do with money and power than it did looks.

WUZ WAITING FOR BP TO OFFER...SINCE HE DIDNT, I WILL...PEE IN HER BUTT!!!

Christina could fall into a pile of cowshit and not bath for a month and she would still look gorgeous!

ugh! so hideous! im sorry, but she hurts my eyes, from the big nose to the gray eyebrows. a close-up of her would be terrifying--little eyebrow hairs struggling to be seen through a thick layer of pink plaster..the zits and pores like mountains blanketed in flesh-toned grease..NASTY. she constantly draws attention to the fact that her face is her weakest feature.

*zits like mountains, pores would be craters, of course

That hairstyle does not do her justice, it's terrifying, lol

Obviously most men on this forum prefer women who look like Xtina, who basically has to "scrape" off her war-paint with a spatula at night to remove most of it! LoL !!!

her creepy thick bottom eye lashes combined with flat hair are not hot at all. which just goes to show you how make up and photoshopping can make someone look good

she looks bad in those pictures

Whaddya Mean Emasculated?...

This guy's really lucky that women aren't as shallow as men. Especially considering how difficult it must be to know that people are calling you your wife's "pet monkey." Whoa. That's a Chad Lowe blow! Zing! Dude, swallow your......

[...] This guy’s really lucky that women aren’t as shallow as men. Especially considering how difficult it must be to know that people are calling you your wife’s “pet monkey.” Whoa. That’s a Chad Lowe blow! Zing! [...]

@ Blue Lace Don't forget the skinny, shapeless bowed legs. *vomit*

Same 'ole story of low self-esteem guy finally wins over a lovely whore. I have seen it lots. I know guys who waited their entire teen age years and into adult hood for a specific girl to stop fucking every one else and get with him after no one else wants her.

"This guy’s really lucky that women aren’t as shallow as men"

That's hilarious. Where women aren't picky about looks they'll be assured to be looking at money, status or simply someone to worship them until they find someone better...all in replacement of looks. Superficiality has no boundaries..nor does poor taste or desperation. And speaking of those things...Christina Aguilera: boring, irrelevant, past her sell date.

Her make-up is horrible in these pics!! Nevertheless, still smokin' hot!!!

I still hate her lipstick and think it makes her look cheaper than a cheap ho...really scary. As do her fake boobs, but at least the doctor did a good job. Other than that, she looks good and has a great body/legs.

she actually looks like kimberly here (Eminem's x wife)

stan80...they're not the same photos. the entire set was taken w/in a span of 10seconds. hah