Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Longoria @ Padres Contra El Cancer Gala

She looks like a deer caught in headlights in the first two pics.

Her toes look funky too.

i'd like to cover her naked body in Tampico
and then roll her around in a kiddie pool filled with brown sugar

pink frosted lips, caked on mascara, overly tanned skin, and ugly red shoes............. bad all around.

What is this, "look like Joan Rivers" day? Yeech.

i've always thought that her face looks like an animal's. Maybe a rat or some other type of rodent. She's cute, but i think wildly overrated.

Not cute. She'll always be tacky to me.

I bet she doesn't even know what Tampico is....

i always thought she was overrated and now i cant look at her with out seeing that bad no make up pic.......
and no im not being harsh, i am female and i dont look that rough with out make up on............though made up shes alright looking..........but not great
now eva mendes is cute...........

As mentioned, wtf was she thinking when pairing up those shoes with that dress? Okay, the shoes are pretty and I know she was dying to wear them, but seriously, couldn't she have found something that suited them better than that stupid dress?

Ugh. And ever since she dyed her hair to that ugly brown/blonde color she looks older - well looks more like her actual age. I'm still campaigning for her to go back to dark brown/black.

I still don't understand her ugly fake tans all the time (more bronze one day, gold one day, almost a real looking tan another day)??? I mean, damn, she has a fine ass body, stop faking all the shit covering your skin!

rat face, hot body

She looks like a tranny.

Ho my god ! she old already .
the guy she goes out with is way too young for her.
ho well, it's true, nowadays ladies go out with young boys.

(too much sun, once again ! I'm tired of saying it over and over again)

I'm talking about the main pictures, cause the other ones you can not tell, white make up and white light.
The very first picture says it all.